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this afghan made from an afghan............yo what!

Me when I was younger: that's weird Me as an adult: Toad venom can make you see trippy things, crazy DMT experience

I swear to God he slipped and fell in

Hypnotoad vs Dopefish Who wins?

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

This is very funny. Ha. Ha. Ha. *blank as fuck*

no one talks about how Dave Spiegel is stoked,

Hypnotoad: Master of Hypnosis and memes

"Dave Spiegel and his owner Fluffers" is one of my favourite overlooked gags.

Ah. That dnyarri expo never gets old.

All glory to the hypno toad

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

0:02 Mr Pickles cameo?

Nobody talking about how Bender won an Afghan made from an Afghan.

I swear, everytime I hear that sound, I just start headbanging.

One minor caveat I have in this "Nietzschean Monologue" is that those who read Oliver Twist are often inspired to reach out and feed the poor and help the homeless by giving of themselves. My most effective character was Claymore the neutral good cleric. His name was a play on words for the Sword of the Spirit. He would max up his Wisdom and Constitution, wearing full plate and wielding two large shields. Sometimes he would off-hand attack with a shield bash when he had to. But mostly he would throw healing grace around. He was like an irresistible tank of healing, walking right into the heart of battle. This was me playing AD&D back in the 80's. A good comparison in our modern day would be the movie Hacksaw Ridge from 2016 with Andrew Garfield playing Desmond Doss back in World War II. I keep having these dreams of Ambulances being retro-fitted for Combat. Anyone who rejects altruism is most certainly deluded. Altruism is taught by God and manifests as self-sacrifice -- helping others less advantaged IS the ideal of morality. As a corollary, Ayn Rand De Facto believed in 'capitalism versus communism', as if the STRUGGLE was more powerful than authentic altruism. Ayn Rand believed that government should play as little of a role in people's lives as possible, in order to grant them more individual freedoms and rights (and I agree with her here). BUT the ANSWER to this was found in the distributism model of G.K. Chesterton. If we read the parable of the sower in Matthew 13 we read that Jesus said a farmer went out to sow his seed. As he was scattering the seed, some fell along the path, and the birds came and ate it up - Anarchy. Some fell on rocky places, where it did not have much soil. It sprang up quickly, because the soil was shallow. But when the sun came up, the plants were scorched, and they withered because they had no root - State Ownership. Other seed fell among thorns, which grew up and choked the plants - Corporate Ownership. Still other seed fell on good soil, where it produced a crop-a hundred, sixty or thirty times what was sown - Family Ownership. Whoever has ears, let them hear. Anarchism advocates ‘no ownership’ of property and the means of production. Socialism advocates 'state ownership' of property and the means of production. Capitalism advocates 'corporate ownership' of property and the means of production. Distributism advocates 'family ownership' of property and the means of production. “The family that prays together stays together.” - Father Peyton - The Rosary Priest All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need. -- Acts 4:32-35

My hero 🥺

Some kid name Christina just checked herself head first into woodchopper

It Christina

Awww. Look at that Adorable little..........ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

I love how the judge's voice turns 60's sci-fi.

I rewinded to watch this the first time I saw it because it made me laugh so much. The sound is perfect

ahah I love this epis-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

What episode’s this?

The one question I wouldn't mind asking SMG about this episode is what was her thoughts and feeling about portraying her character in this confused and helpless state

All glory to the hypnotoad

what's with the star?

This show is Stu-ALL GLORY TO THE HPYNOTOAD

All glory to the hypnotoad! 🤘🏼

Well. Found my new ringtone.

How did they do this behind the scenes?

Do not wear this in the US

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

*ALL GLORY to the Hypnotoad* 👏

All glory to the hypno road

Hypnotoad vs The Glow Cloud. Who would win?

The Hipnogoat 🗿🍷

Even bad dragons can be kind merciful I mean

Thank you for helping me out Friend the tonic for the greiving process etc ❤

0:55 least bender compensated with 2ndnplace with his pet zoidberg scam when nibbler was booted off of competition and humiliated

Best character, persuade me I’m wrong. ALL.GLORY.TO.THE.HYPNOTOAD

That sound was a placeholder for when an actual sound effect was necessary - they made it so aggressive to force themselves to put the real sound effect in😁😁

RIBBIT COIN 🐸

0:28 He gave them that side eye.

This would have made excellent COVID meme for the sheeple 🤣

Fortnite

One of the best Futurama characters. You don't even need to be hypnotized to agree with that.

It's a metaphor for the Corruptive Will of the System.

To be fair, the Hypnotoad deserved to win.

I think the Hypno toad is to God to be in a peck appetition