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Why would I burn your letter when every house is a house of plague right now?

You need to get the american girl book - the care and keeping of you 1 and 2. Good for younger girls hygenie, period and starts to lead into next steps in the second one.

Poor kid getting the first lot 😂

Something they will lose within 3 minutes of opening

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my mom did this growing up and it’s my first year on my own for christmas, me and my husband used the same list

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Okay the four presents is way more present than the other description y'all went through that is colluded. And the world's problems start somewhere in your second list of four there are so many things wrong there😮😮😮😮

Omgoodness lol

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Felt this😅💕

AHHAHA REAL

Something they’ll forget about immediately is way too real. The amount of plastic toys I barely played with that will sit in a landfill for 1000 years is horrible.

no please

This is the original? This is actually her voice?

Last time my ass was sick (stuffy nose, and sore throat and I felt sick) I was in some weird state of delusion and started watching mlp and that’s legit all I did that day(I’m 15 btw)

4th! So accurate

3th ! And this is so funny

10000000% accurate

First!

Omg is this a question that will be asked? Should I keep track when baby comes? Omg

1000% relate

Tried e gorge method. They make themselves sick over and over they don’t even care. So I eat what I want and the rest they get when they have been good or earned it another way.

Legitimately, using a logging app (Hatch Baby) to keep track of weight, feeding schedule, diapers, helped keep me and Hubby sane. Trying to remember anything would've been disastrous. Even remembering when we nursed less than 2 hrs prior was impossible 😅😂

I just wanted food in the first few weeks. No one fed me at all and I couldn’t get a shower even, let alone make a meal. I was soooo tired too as I hadn’t learned to nurse laying down. He never slept more than 2 hrs the 1st *1.5 YEARS* - that didn’t help! Once I figured out how to sleep again (a month in!) I could recover from hemorrhaging after the birth. And the 24 hr labor. It took prob 6 mos for me to just recover from birthing. We were too poor to get take out or even frozen meals. And my mom was dead and his just wanted to “keep the baby for me”. I needed to be taken care of! For pity’s sake! My baby was a fat whale and crawling around 6 mos. He was wildly progressing. I prob developed hypothyroidism after that pg.

we did similar things. I remember being younger we would dump it all on the table and just even split. Then we can stash our candy however we want. My brother's always ate theirs gone within the week at best but I was able to make mine last so I could give myself a reward when I was proud of myself.

those lil 40+ itches.. we won't get any younger :)

That's real mom friends

Noice

Every single day girl!

Berries?! In this economy?!

This is amazing 😂

True!

My homebirth midwife provided all the neonatal and postpartum care for 6 weeks after birth, in my home. Transferring care right after birth is barbaric.

Relateable. My husband and i ate as much as we could to mitigate but still suffered from the gorge themselves method. Lol. The blackberries😂 🏆

“Favorite joke is licking things”😂

My husband and I were literally JUST having this conversation about how we are so deep in the schedule a couple of hours ago. This parenting thing is not easy. It’s a good thing they’re cute.

Ok but seriously, blackberries are the best berries

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Blackberries are the best!

My kids don't want to go trick or treating because they don't want candy, they want fruit and pokemon packs 😂

Ngl I dont think gorging was ever much of a problem. Bags sat in the kitchen most of the time from what i remember and like as long as we werent you know over snacking so as to ruin our appetite at dinner/meal I dont think my parents cared (and theyd get any candy we didnt like ) My dad joked about Candy Tax pretty sure but never just took any. It got finished when it got finished thats about it dont think they were worried about how long it took.

Binge method was fantastic this year. All gone in two days. No more sugar stashes to cause bad attitudes.

Had to baby sit once for a week while Halloween was happening. ((2 days before Halloween was when I started babysitting)). Parents came back amazed their kids still had candy to eat cuz I limited them to 5 in the afternoon and 2 chocolate ones at night before bed as a little treat if they were good. Kids were honestly so well behaved at just the hope to get to eat their chocolate at night lmao

My kids eat blackberries and all kinds of berries. And they still keep all their halloween candy. They stop eating it, when they are satisfied and they stretch it over days. When candy is nothing special, its also nothing they overindulge on

At my house, we keep all the candy type we like, Put out the rejects for the trick-r-treaters. As many pieces as the person age. I.e: I’m 31 so I get 31 pieces. The rest gets stored in the freezer because frozen chocolate is best. When crumbled over cereal or icecream.

i love black barries

That's cute

All us in Arizona never knowing the struggle because we don't observe daylight savings like the rest of the states 😅

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