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And that one grunt was doing so well that day. Sad.

Not watching this. Halo made me fall in love with games with a great story and experience.

Elite: Take my blade, Jackal. I trust you. **Jackal dies** Elite: Oh, by the prophets... 🤦‍♂️

Wtf?! Jon would never say that!! I just past this part in the book, Jon was stoic, wtf no wonder it failed

I love halo forever

0:43 The dump truck's here! Honk-honk!

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"Slipspace rupture detected" ah shit, here we go again

Okay so why did master chief do a pointless slide just to get hit by the gravity hammer, Also how is he using a jackal shield, also the grav hammer would insta kill him, Also why is cortana saying chief would be useless with a weapon? And why did that brute chieftain drop from the spirit just to smack chief and then stare at him and go back to the spirit, this show is ass, absolute desecration of the real halo, god I hate these 60 year old rich golfing fucks that have no idea what they are doing they just spend money to hire random people and get them to throw a show together on something thats relevant and popular when they have no idea what they are doing. This is not lore accurate, And it doesnt exist, im purging this show from my brain.

Sma-

All of you losers in the comments need to touch grass if they would've mad chief exactly like the game the story would suck ass on screen u dorks

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I just recently played reach, heard those words and instantly went “not again”

When you first laid eyes on it, were you blinded by its majesty?

What a clown show. A circus. A parody. And definatly NOT halo.

More exited about atriox then anything else. A more brutish and younger version of him, but still more talented than his other species. Not a calculating strategist yet, but he can go toe to toe with Spartans which is really impressive.

0:16

Ready player 1 red team

MOAR

All the sfx rinced for a mediocre experience. They would not apeak to each other like that. It makes no sense. Balls to the wall garbage

Motherfucker sounds like Christian Bales Batman.

wish they would work more on chiefs voice but i dont think its a major conern to them at this point

This show was clearly made for people, who don't know anything about Halo. 😅

Yeah i didnt even watch this show beyond the first episode after they decided to destroy my boy master chief by taking off his @#$! ^$#@ helmet. Now they going to do the same to the jurlharnae.

How did Trevor dare to say that in front if Michael?

Chief did the BXR combo from halo 2😂😂

The game commercials were better entertainment than this show was

Best song of the game 😊

They did a Great Job with the Covenant and the Prophets for the TV Show.

Should have named jt "John Halo : The Ass Pounder"

that looked so ass lmao

'Real' Halo Fans: ARGH this show shits on the lore/canon 'This show': Gravity hammer actually manipulating gravity, Chief needing a weapon et cetera

Yeah, gta 6 is in vice city and so is gta vice city

Cortana is cuter tho

As one of the millions of guys that's played the games ever since I was a toddler... The butt scenes were pretty bizarre to watch the first times.

Master Chief barely uses sarcasm when he isn't talking to Cortana, and when he does, it's badass one liners, not some 70s action star "mind eff ah drav?"

The weapon flip was absolute ass

0:32 the fact is the Unggoy having a working thinking skills.

It's been a year since this whole thing has happened and one thing remains in my head: Jackals aren't built for this. Literally. Their bones are too brittle to engage in CQC, reason as to why they're given Sniper and Recon roles or otherwise Energy Gauntlets because any sort of actual damage the UNSC could dish out would probably KO them incredibly fast regardless of their armor.

imagine if they had just gotten a really talented stuntman to play chief and stephen did the voice...

Awful sequence

I'd prefer another anime Halo stories 100x over this

So, this is how Cortana meet master chief

This show sucked so bad

Great scene in halo serise

let me get this straight. Master Cheeks is a super soldier who ended up sustaining a terrible injury and then stops speaking and gets possessed by his AI unit. Is it just me or does this sound a lot like the Meta's backstory?

She got the whole bakery

It’s incredibly the show looks like ass and amazing at the same time.

cool guys dont look at the explosions

I don't get it, how did she come to know? Did they also installed radiation detector in Chief?