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Ive got nightmares wakes up middle of the night Im like "HALF" xD priceless

*2024 checking in, STILL DON'T GET MARRIED FELLAS* Take your *Red Pills.* 💊

Lol😂

Ti's true 😊

She's getting f/all

A man's reaction today..."you got a job and don't need s from me?" "If you need something you go to your family? Your family take care of you?" Okay.. go with that!! I don't need u either!! Get outta my face!!!

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Technology changes every couple of years... Human behavior is sloooow to change... Protect yourself, gentlemen 💯🤘🏽

"With 300 million, ends are meetin' like a mfer" lol

Don't cheat or preup. Dont matter lol😅

0:52 and 1:11 were overdubs to change "gets" to "wants" Wonder if she threatened to sue...

Eddie dropping Redpill 30 years before Morpheus

half your pension- work until u r dead. it is a bad deal.

All those trues today would be forbidden. 😅

Even though this is 40 years ago Eddie is talking facts......."HELL YEAH"

Customers get annoyed at up selling, as Trade Waiter I have quit restaurants because I refuse to upsell!

80s now august 2024. Worse. Same thing.

He's spot on. The more I hear from American men about the state of affairs there re: marriage, money, alimony, divorce and child support the more shocked I am that anybody there gets married at all. You blokes in The States get absolutely shafted, it's unbelievable. I don't think most people have the foggiest idea what your legal system and divorce courts are like.

The child support for Mel B’s child alone costs him 35,000 a month-and he didn’t even marry her 😩

She ain't break the chain on her ego

I watch this in 2024 and that show is still the funniest I've ever watched. Best comedian that ever lived.

I can’t help but notice that he predicted his future here.

40 years ago it was funny. 2024 it isn't funny any more. Men learned and have walked away.

I want half, Eddie!

2024 Eddie would have had to state an apology tour cause maaaaaan lol people would be cryin lol

How the hell did Eddie get from this brilliance to The Klums? smh

Why get married ??

Those words will later haunt him, Eddie Murphy had one of the most expensive divorces in history.

I'm so very sure that I am not the only one who was watching this when they weren't supposed to I'm 37 years old so it was probably older than me however I did catch this from age 13 or 14 until now and it has always been the same funny with the same impact especially now that I understand what all this shit means I'm grown

This has aged like fine wine.

"Ya gotta make ends meet? You got 300 million the ends are meetin like a muthafucka" periodt lol

😂😂😂❤❤❤

Love how the men in the audience cheered too “Get the fuck out of here with that shit!”

My fav stand up still 🥰😂

I think a pre-nup should be legally mandatory, love should be for love not for money

Gold diggers don't deserve jack squat

Cheaper to get rid of them and even do jail time overrated self centred species.

This aged like fine wine!

So super funny.

Do not sign a contract with the state. What's horrible is prenups no longer hold up in court if they don't stipulate what the women will get from the man. The middle name of family court judges is God and they can throw the entire prenup out. In the past it was to list all the assets the man brought into the marriage, but the judge will still give everything to the woman. No Marriage, No Religion, No Living Together, Keep All Assets Separate, Keep your hobbies, interests, sports, friends.

I believe what Eddie makes a great commedian is the fact that everything he says is connected from the beginning to the end the whole story every word every sentence is connected is like listening to a novel all the events are connected he doesen't jumps from one subject to another he does not change the subject he starts with one character and leads him through the whole process the narrative the characters the plot he does not jumps to conclusions to fast its a long joke as long as a book it is funny and as time goes by it is getting funnier untill he gets to the end and shits explode from being funny and that's what makes him so great at telling jokes.

Truth. Love & Money don’t mix.

No pussy is worth 300 million shid no pussy is worth one million

EDDIE MURPHY THE BEST ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🤣🤩

The older I get the more I am thinking it to be a miracle that any 25 year old man can have this degree of insight. I am 60 now but could easily have fell into the traps he talks about when I was still in my 50's. Great comedians are also life coaches without even trying.

4:56 “okay” 😂

You could get a $10,000 a night hooker everyday for 41 years for $150 million. No pussy is worth that much.

Lol very relevant these days that's for sure.

He talk so fast that subtitles can't reach him.

Marriage one comes in the relationship with a bag filled with $ and the other one with an Empty bag.. 😂