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The Naked Banana Bandits
Canada
Приєднався 12 чер 2024
Welcome to 'The Naked Banana Bandits!'
Your ultimate go-to destination for posting whatever the fuck we want. We don't know how you stumbled across us, nor do we care. Offended? Sorry Karen or Ken. We're not 20. You get what we wanna post NOT what you want us to.
Why Subscribe? B/C we told you to and we hate our F'ing jobs, too. We need sponsors and $$$ to do this fulltime. We're average peeps, who make shit up to sound smart (Dunning Kreuger).
🎮 We play vids too, but we're a bunch of assholes shit talking each other while killing some basement dwelling virgins.
🏋️ Fitness Tips: Ha Ha Ha, beer bottle curls counts, right? We have Dad Bods.
🥾 Adventure Guides: We'll post shit about hiking, biking, camping, outdoor activities & WTF else.
🍏 Nutrition: We get it, healthy (blah, blah, blah). We love Burgers, Booze, Wings.
🧠 Mental Health & Wellness: No serious. Fuck silent depression, suicides or stigmas.
Hit that SUBSCRIBE & Follow buttons. SHARE US to help grow our channel!
Your ultimate go-to destination for posting whatever the fuck we want. We don't know how you stumbled across us, nor do we care. Offended? Sorry Karen or Ken. We're not 20. You get what we wanna post NOT what you want us to.
Why Subscribe? B/C we told you to and we hate our F'ing jobs, too. We need sponsors and $$$ to do this fulltime. We're average peeps, who make shit up to sound smart (Dunning Kreuger).
🎮 We play vids too, but we're a bunch of assholes shit talking each other while killing some basement dwelling virgins.
🏋️ Fitness Tips: Ha Ha Ha, beer bottle curls counts, right? We have Dad Bods.
🥾 Adventure Guides: We'll post shit about hiking, biking, camping, outdoor activities & WTF else.
🍏 Nutrition: We get it, healthy (blah, blah, blah). We love Burgers, Booze, Wings.
🧠 Mental Health & Wellness: No serious. Fuck silent depression, suicides or stigmas.
Hit that SUBSCRIBE & Follow buttons. SHARE US to help grow our channel!
The Smoke Bluffs Warlock Project: The Death of Our Own
Ola Banditas and Banditos!
WE NEED YOUR HELP. One of our own went out on a night ride and never came back. All we were able to recover is this video.
WHAT DO WE KNOW: On November 6, a member of 'The NAKED BANANA BANDITS' went for a night ride around Squamish, BC. He was investigating some details of a local myth regarding a magical creature that frequents the area every 11 years after a spectacular Northern Solar Flare event. Unfortunately he was never to return and some people believe that the mythical creature is now in possession of his bike and riding the trails in Squamish.
Based on GPS tracking via Google Maps, we were able to recover his GoPro and post his ride one here. Of course we put a soundtrack to it, because he would have wanted it this way.
Please watch the video for clues and help us locate our friend and identify the image of a unknown creature the emits lights. We are also unsure if this being breathes fire but there are elements of the beast breathing smoke from its face.
TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.
Remember to Like, Subscribe, Follow and Share my videos so I can grow my channel and quit my day job.
🤙 Thanks for your support! Go out and Ride! Nature is Calling! Live Life until you Die!
Rider: Facebook: Naked Banana Bandits Facebook
Instagram: thenakedbananabandits
Business and Video Production Inquiries: brokenspokesmtber@gmail.com
My Merch Store: COMING SOON but I have stuff for sale. HINT: The thumbnails are part of my MTB Jersey line
=====YOUR REWARDS FOR BEING A SUPPORTER OF MY CHANNEL=====
Shop via these links and you’ll help the channel. ** Some of these links are affiliate links earning the channel a small commission with no extra cost to you.
MTB Clothing: Head over to fxrracing.com/pages/mtb @fxrracing @fxrmtnbike
SockRocket: Head to sockrocket.ca for MTB socks with flare. Enter the CODE AT THE END OF OTHER VIDEOS. @sockrocket
Good Day Optics: Head to gooddayoptics.com/collections. Enter the CODE AT THE END OF THE OTHER VIDEOS. @gooddayoptics
My Survival, First Aid, Camping and Outdoor Gear: 6kilosierra.com
Leisure Accessories (Earrings, Bracelets, Rings and Necklaces: Head over to diamojewels.com/?ref=BrokenSp.... Diamo Jewels is offering 30 % off. Enjoy
=============MY MTB RIDING EQUIPMENT AND GEAR==============
Like the playlist or tracks associated to my videos? Check out my Playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/7cH...
My Apres Ride Glasses: The Melissa Sunglasses - Good Day Optics
My Riding Socks: Funky Sock Shop - SockRocket
My MTB Riding and Post-Ride Clothing: FXR Racing (MTB)
My EMTB Steed: Rocky Mountain Instinct PowerPlay
My Action Camera(s): GoPro HERO12 Black & GoPro MAX
My TroyLee Design Helmets & Gloves: A3 Helmet and Gambit Gloves
My USWE Gloves, Pants and Backpack(s): MTB HYDRO 3L & 12L Hydration Pack
My Flat Pedals: RaceFace Atlas & Crankbrothers Stamp 7 Pedals
My Flat Pedal Shoes: Adidas Five Ten Freerider Pro
My Body Protection: 661 DBO Knee Pads and Body Armour
My Riding Glasses: Kapvoe Photochromic MTB Glasses
My Riding Computer: Garmin Descent Mk2i, Multisport and Dive Smart Watch
My Riding Headphones: Shokz Open Run Pro
#climbing #love #beautiful #happy #emtb #ebiketowing #bananabandits #mtb #mountainbike #explore #rider #fun #likeforlikes #life #livelife #follow #followforfollowback #goride #adventure #happiness #watch #justdoit #adventure #travel #bikelife #help #join #attitude #blairwitch #alien
WE NEED YOUR HELP. One of our own went out on a night ride and never came back. All we were able to recover is this video.
WHAT DO WE KNOW: On November 6, a member of 'The NAKED BANANA BANDITS' went for a night ride around Squamish, BC. He was investigating some details of a local myth regarding a magical creature that frequents the area every 11 years after a spectacular Northern Solar Flare event. Unfortunately he was never to return and some people believe that the mythical creature is now in possession of his bike and riding the trails in Squamish.
Based on GPS tracking via Google Maps, we were able to recover his GoPro and post his ride one here. Of course we put a soundtrack to it, because he would have wanted it this way.
Please watch the video for clues and help us locate our friend and identify the image of a unknown creature the emits lights. We are also unsure if this being breathes fire but there are elements of the beast breathing smoke from its face.
TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.
Remember to Like, Subscribe, Follow and Share my videos so I can grow my channel and quit my day job.
🤙 Thanks for your support! Go out and Ride! Nature is Calling! Live Life until you Die!
Rider: Facebook: Naked Banana Bandits Facebook
Instagram: thenakedbananabandits
Business and Video Production Inquiries: brokenspokesmtber@gmail.com
My Merch Store: COMING SOON but I have stuff for sale. HINT: The thumbnails are part of my MTB Jersey line
=====YOUR REWARDS FOR BEING A SUPPORTER OF MY CHANNEL=====
Shop via these links and you’ll help the channel. ** Some of these links are affiliate links earning the channel a small commission with no extra cost to you.
MTB Clothing: Head over to fxrracing.com/pages/mtb @fxrracing @fxrmtnbike
SockRocket: Head to sockrocket.ca for MTB socks with flare. Enter the CODE AT THE END OF OTHER VIDEOS. @sockrocket
Good Day Optics: Head to gooddayoptics.com/collections. Enter the CODE AT THE END OF THE OTHER VIDEOS. @gooddayoptics
My Survival, First Aid, Camping and Outdoor Gear: 6kilosierra.com
Leisure Accessories (Earrings, Bracelets, Rings and Necklaces: Head over to diamojewels.com/?ref=BrokenSp.... Diamo Jewels is offering 30 % off. Enjoy
=============MY MTB RIDING EQUIPMENT AND GEAR==============
Like the playlist or tracks associated to my videos? Check out my Playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/7cH...
My Apres Ride Glasses: The Melissa Sunglasses - Good Day Optics
My Riding Socks: Funky Sock Shop - SockRocket
My MTB Riding and Post-Ride Clothing: FXR Racing (MTB)
My EMTB Steed: Rocky Mountain Instinct PowerPlay
My Action Camera(s): GoPro HERO12 Black & GoPro MAX
My TroyLee Design Helmets & Gloves: A3 Helmet and Gambit Gloves
My USWE Gloves, Pants and Backpack(s): MTB HYDRO 3L & 12L Hydration Pack
My Flat Pedals: RaceFace Atlas & Crankbrothers Stamp 7 Pedals
My Flat Pedal Shoes: Adidas Five Ten Freerider Pro
My Body Protection: 661 DBO Knee Pads and Body Armour
My Riding Glasses: Kapvoe Photochromic MTB Glasses
My Riding Computer: Garmin Descent Mk2i, Multisport and Dive Smart Watch
My Riding Headphones: Shokz Open Run Pro
#climbing #love #beautiful #happy #emtb #ebiketowing #bananabandits #mtb #mountainbike #explore #rider #fun #likeforlikes #life #livelife #follow #followforfollowback #goride #adventure #happiness #watch #justdoit #adventure #travel #bikelife #help #join #attitude #blairwitch #alien
Переглядів: 21
Відео
So long I couldn't Finish
Переглядів 354 години тому
Trail Name: Squid Trail Trailforks Link: www.trailforks.com/trails/squid-line/ Location: Sumas Mountain, Abbotsford, BC Type: Singletrack. Downhill Only Trail Association: Reach out to Fraser Valley Mountain Bike Association at www.fvrba.com & DONATE Trailforks Rating: Blue Rider Rating: Overall Blue (Intermediate) Ride Again Rating: 🤑 Rating Index: 🥶=1🤮=2 🤢=3🤒=4 🥱=5 🥰=6 🤩=7 🥳=8 🤑=9 🤯=10 Butt P...
So long! How did I survive the whole thing
Переглядів 4821 день тому
Trail Name: Emma Peel Series of Trails Trailforks Link: www.trailforks.com/trails/emma-peel/ Location: Sumas Mountain, Abbotsford, BC Type: Singletrack. Downhill Only Trail Association: Reach out to Fraser Valley Mountain Bike Association at www.fvrba.com & DONATE Trailforks Rating: Blue Rider Rating: Overall Blue (Intermediate) Ride Again Rating: 🤑 Rating Index: 🥶=1🤮=2 🤢=3🤒=4 🥱=5 🥰=6 🤩=7 🥳=8 🤑...
I am not paying a 'Buck 50' to get my jollies off
Переглядів 2228 днів тому
Trail Name: Buck 50 Trailforks Link: www.trailforks.com/trails/buck-50/ Location: Crowsnest Pass Trail Network, Blairmore, AB Type: Singletrack. Downhill Only Trail Association: Reach out to United Riders of Crowsnest at wwwUROC.ca & DONATE Trailforks Rating: Blue Rider Rating: Overall Blue (Intermediate) Ride Again Rating: 🤑 Rating Index: 🥶=1🤮=2 🤢=3🤒=4 🥱=5 🥰=6 🤩=7 🥳=8 🤑=9 🤯=10 Butt Pucker Trai...
Not Just a 'Kids Corner'
Переглядів 3728 днів тому
Trail Name: Kids Corner Trailforks Link: Location: Crowsnest Pass Trail Network, Blairmore, AB Type: Singletrack. Trail Association: Reach out to United Riders of Crowsnest at wwwUROC.ca & DONATE Trailforks Rating: Blue Rider Rating: Overall Blue (Intermediate) Ride Again Rating: 🤑 Rating Index: 🥶=1🤮=2 🤢=3🤒=4 🥱=5 🥰=6 🤩=7 🥳=8 🤑=9 🤯=10 Butt Pucker Trail Rating: 😲 Rating Index: 😳=1 🥺=2 😯=3 😲=4 🥹=5...
This is way better than Cialis and it lasts longer.
Переглядів 74Місяць тому
Trail Name: Nothing to Luge Trailforks Link: www.trailforks.com/trails/nothing-to-luge/ Location: Crowsnest Pass Trail Network, Blairmore, AB Type: Singletrack. Downhill Only Trail Association: Reach out to United Riders of Crowsnest at wwwUROC.ca & DONATE Trailforks Rating: Blue Rider Rating: Overall Blue (Intermediate) Ride Again Rating: 🤑 Rating Index: 🥶=1🤮=2 🤢=3🤒=4 🥱=5 🥰=6 🤩=7 🥳=8 🤑=9 🤯=10 ...
Better Than Viagra for a MTBer
Переглядів 110Місяць тому
Trail Name: Electric Monkey Trailforks Link: www.trailforks.com/trails/electric-monkey/ Location: Crowsnest Pass Trail Network, Blairmore, AB Type: Singletrack. Primarily Downhill Only Trail Association: Reach out to United Riders of Crowsnest at wwwUROC.ca & DONATE Trailforks Rating: Blue Rider Rating: Overall Blue (Intermediate) Ride Again Rating: 🤑 Rating Index: 🥶=1🤮=2 🤢=3🤒=4 🥱=5 🥰=6 🤩=7 🥳=8...
Trick or Tree. Crowsnest Pass Black Trail
Переглядів 6Місяць тому
Trailforks Link: www.trailforks.com/trails/trick-or-tree/ Location: Crowsnest Pass Trail Network, Blairmore, AB Type: Singletrack. Climbing Only Trail Association: Reach out to United Riders of Crowsnest at wwwUROC.ca & DONATE Trailforks Rating: Black Rider Rating: Overall Blue (Intermediate) Trail Ride Again Rating: 🥳 Rating Index: 🥶=1🤮=2 🤢=3🤒=4 🥱=5 🥰=6 🤩=7 🥳=8 🤑=9 🤯=10 Butt Pucker Trail Ratin...
I have a new favourite Trail
Переглядів 20Місяць тому
Super Bear is the same line as the old Bear DH Downhill course. It was machined in 2015, but with time has morphed back into a lot of its old self. Top-half is full-on black diamond downhill. Lower half is more flowy with some rollers/jumps but still some consequences. Please be advised that this trail is Downhill riding only!! To get up to the top ride up Big Trouble Little Chainring (Awesome ...
You win some! You lose some! (Drop Crash)
Переглядів 40Місяць тому
Behind every picture/video is a story of trials, tribulations, pain and failures. Everyone looks at an edited UA-cam video or production at its final stage before being posted. Have you ever watched the behind the scenes video of Danny McCaskill, Gee Atherton, Remy Metailler, etc Video? Regardless of the video and the person(s) posting there are failures, usually crashes. Some serious and/or co...
Old Folks with Broken Spokes riding a Black Tech Trail called Angry M
Переглядів 9Місяць тому
The original name of this trail was called 'Angry Midget' but because of the internet police and Karen's unaware of a local trail builder and the name to honour that person, it has now been named Angry M. Ok 'Politically Correct, Easily Offended people', I have named the video 'Short Tempered Height Challenged Person, Trail ride. Still offended?? Don't Care. This trail is extra janky and rooty ...
SO MANY CROTCH SHOTS
Переглядів 372 місяці тому
The Naked Banana Bandits are joined by 2 more Banditas to tackle a great series of flow trails. All we can say is that 'It'll be dirty, some people are stiff, some are sore, someone hurts their nuts, and there's a few complaints about size!' Remember to Like, Subscribe, Follow and Share my videos so I can grow my channel and quit my day job. Enjoy Trail Name(s): Meadow of the Grizzly to Lower H...
OMG!! I can't believe we made it down without dying.
Переглядів 462 місяці тому
OMG!! I can't believe we made it down without dying.
Moving from beginner to Intermediate Drops and Jumps.
Переглядів 362 місяці тому
Moving from beginner to Intermediate Drops and Jumps.
The Terminator- An advanced Steep and Rooty Trail.
Переглядів 452 місяці тому
The Terminator- An advanced Steep and Rooty Trail.
Tinder: If you wanna ride 'Your Mom,' you gotta start here.
Переглядів 453 місяці тому
Tinder: If you wanna ride 'Your Mom,' you gotta start here.
How did a beginner make it down this trail?
Переглядів 83 місяці тому
How did a beginner make it down this trail?
DAMN! That was close (face plant into tree)
Переглядів 23 місяці тому
DAMN! That was close (face plant into tree)
Squamish: LumberJacks POV Trail Ride (Blue)
Переглядів 363 місяці тому
Squamish: LumberJacks POV Trail Ride (Blue)
Squamish: Rollercoaster Trail POV Ride
Переглядів 643 місяці тому
Squamish: Rollercoaster Trail POV Ride
A Squamish Slab Ride down Double Donut
Переглядів 333 місяці тому
A Squamish Slab Ride down Double Donut
Nice Trail!!