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Best maths teacher!

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Hi. Can you also do the 2024 GCSE statistics paper please

BEST MATH TEACHER

[ Intro ] Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To use all the maths you ever studied- One exam Would you capture it or just let it slip? [ Verse 1 ] His palms are sweaty, knees weak, calculator ready, The pen is in his hand already, his mind’s a machete He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To ace sums, but he keeps on forgettin What he revised, the whole thing blurs in his mind He opens his test, question one asks him to find The mean so, how, everybody’s so keen now The clock’s run on, time’s still moving, go Snap back to the question see, Oh there’s the midpoint see, oh timesed by frequency, sum over total then come to the answer so Now find the median, linear interpolation; use the equation, the group with half the cumulative total, minus previous groups and divide by the number in the group you found Then times the class width and add the lower bound He better go get to the answer and hope the working is sound. [ Chorus ] You better move yourself, show your working, the answers You own this, you better never miss a mark You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to embark On a path that comes once in a lifetime, start! [ Verse 2 ] My thoughts are shaping, with this invigilator waiting This question’s mine for the taking. Moving in, as we head toward a answer for ya Binomial distribution; fixed independent trials with n c r It only grows harder, only grows hotter Applied to hypothesis testing, two tailed then half the sig level, whether or not I gotta reject the null, God only knows. He’s studied so hard this term, he’s no slacker He goes home and barely sleeps thens he back at work in the library, he’s tryin to get smarter His mind can’t take it no more, what’s the answer He moves on to the next part and shows assumptions of the model So the second question goes and unfolds I suppose it’s not perfect But the test goes on Da da dum da dum da da [ Chorus ] [ Verse 3 ] No more stats I’ma doing mechanics hey Hit this released-from-rest pulley with f = ma I resolve in the beginning all the forces don’t change I gon’ find it and put it in the suvat spot a And I keep tryin to fill out the next blank space Best believe u equals zero and time is given. All the substitutions done so that I can try to use v equals u + at and then I can provide the right answer there on my paper Cause man these suvat questions make me crazy And it’s no lesson there’s no teacher to ask, this is my A Level and its so hard and its getting even harder Tryin to find and label forces, plus sketch a kinda graph for velocity and time and then I am gonna integrate a little cause displacement’s what I really do wanna find and the spot where it crosses the axis not forgetting to separate the integral, cause I’ve got to get an A and not just end up working in a shop Success is my only realistic option, failure’s not School I love you but this student’s got to go I cannot grow old in Tommy More so here I go it’s my shot Brain fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got [ Chorus ] [ Outro ] You can do anything you set your mind to kids ...

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