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The mother of a girl friend Thinking I was friend with an differnt girl) "what does such a beautiful rooster do with that ugly hen?

Ah, Chengdu, home of famous Chengdu Pickle

Men are like taxi... one go.. next come😂😂😂

At least chinese have the same problem as us Midwesterners about decideing saying bye and when to hang up

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This is interesting

just realized thats how i speak english with my frens bruh im not even chinese lol

These are so much fun because you can still completely understand the conversation LOL

chicken power have at 45%~55% MSG

That’s a lot more than grammar, honey.

You have stumbled on a very ancient language. Meanings just expand in of itself.

with this picture translator the he frog part was: he's just a haha 😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hah hah hah hah hah

Isn't that Singlish?

You said poem

I chose a side which makes sense in my opinion. 🇨🇳勉强 effort+force (forcing someone to make an effort to gain knowledge→🇯🇵勉強) 🇨🇳大丈夫 great+length+male (🇯🇵大丈夫 had been used to refer to Bodhisattva because of its diginity and power. and it gained the meaning of strong or firm, and become current meaning, Okay) 🇯🇵手紙 hand+paper (🇨🇳 In Chinese language, going to the toilet is expressed as 解手, and the paper(紙) when we use 解"手", call it 手紙) 🇯🇵先生 ahead+living (🇨🇳 In Chinese, it was, apparently, used to refer to teacher, philosopher like confucius, because such people were born earlier, and had a lot of knowledge and experience. However, from a different perspective, such people can be regarded as great, so it got a meaning of Mr.)

"I worry I can't find better one" Nonono... It should be "I worry I find cannot more good"

Interesting idea for developing film scripts with Chinese characters.

😂😂😂

Sounds like my wife speaking English

singlish deciphered

我是高兴看你的视频，不可以吗？

Mogambo hushuo

Men like taxi, factual statement.

Singlish!

😂😂😂

its honestly impressive how much english can squash and stretch. totally different grammar rules? as long as youve got the words and its slightly coherent, we will understand

My wife speaks English with Thai grammar 555

Imagine Chinese and American language changed gramemer. 💀

I've kinda started to like Chinese and its realism.

It's amazing the word for "shit" and "food" is almost the same, especially when the Chinese are known for their good cooking.

是时事实施试室师湿史市石十矢识视式…😂

So basically singlish

So that's why Chinglish sounds like that! LOL

Is it weird I enjoy hearing it in English when she speaks using those tones?

As a Malaysian, I totally comprehend what they're saying. It's because our speaking language has evolved from a mix of Bahasa, Chinese, Indian and English!

It’s pronounced shoe if you write it as Xu. Otherwise write it as Xü.

you sure got them coming out of the woodwork

Came here for the comedy, gets insulted instead 🗿

Shi shi

Its like someone designed this language for efficiency

莎月。已裏栋連埋身。朱車埋埋有人休敏探未金〉䛽灭墨巴因安论挚主业窄作癰毐荗才里走皸半沁擦史杜莎

sounds like Singaporean trying to speak chinese

“when nine hundred you get，look as good you will not”

already have mah

Today I learned that the Chinese expression for _Leaving the European Union_ is: *Shĭ.* 💩🇬🇧💨🇪🇺😉

These shorts confirm what I started to suspect as soon as I heard the spoken „Low battery“ warning from my Bluetooth speaker - _Please charge, in order to keep going, the battery_ - Chinese grammar is *quite* different to British English! 😁

Change to Shue.

Thank you! Learning the ü has baffled me till how.

Well, good luck with that. My ancestors changed their surname from Boehm / Bohm with the umlaut, to Bame, in the 1830s, because in this country nobody could pronounce an O with an umlaut. What would have sounded much like your ee-uu (Bohm) now sounds like aaaaaaayyyyyy (Bame).