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TheSlowPoisoner
Приєднався 25 тра 2012
The Slow Poisoner (alias Andrew Goldfarb) is an artist and musician based in San Francisco. Since 1996 he has performed six hundred shows all across America, in nightclubs, libraries, science fiction conventions, beauty parlors, donut shops, bowling alleys, park bandshells and quite a few laundromats. Like a late night horror movie host or a creepy camp counselor, The Slow Poisoner invites the audience into a weird world of his own design, augmented by theatrical elements like a giant tentacle and a song accompanied by only a chain. Pounding on an amplified acoustic guitar in a folk-punk fashion, he spins stories of Hot Rod Worms and woods full of wizards, invoking the oddness of antecedents such as Bowie, Bolan, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Screamin' Lord Sutch, Alice Cooper and the Cramps. Andrew is also a cartoonist whose work has been featured in MAD Magazine and he currently edits and publishes the magazine FREAKY.
The Slow Poisoner Show: The Lump!
A mysterious package arrives at the lair of the Slow Poisoner and his golem, Ook. Inside is a lump, and it proceeds to grow many, many eyeballs. Phantasmagoria ensues, and a journey into a Black Hole is undertaken. Nothing is learned, but a snappy song is sung!
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Coming Attraction! THE LUMP!
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A preview of The Slow Poisoner Show Episode Two: The Lump!
The Slow Poisoner Show! Episode One: Tentacle Spectacles
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Tentacle Wrestling! Fuzzy Robots! Giant Flowers! Haunted Books! All this lurks in the lair of San Francisco's Slow Poisoner... Plus a song!
Invocation of the Sun
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I’ve been experimenting with a creative process called Trepanning. It involves boring a hole in your head with an electric drill (don’t try this at home; use the shed). This brings in new ideas straight from the flaming fist in the sky, such as this danceable ditty, which features the appearance of alien life forms as well as the plastic magic of Lite Brite! Thanks to Rani Goel (cinematography)...
The Old Country
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Writing a song in the latter part of 2020 is like taking a screwdriver made of weasels and inserting it into your own aching gut. In my second attempt at making music this year, I undertook a harrowing tour of my interior landscape of fear and madness, scooped out what I could, and threw it on a wall for others to (hopefully) enjoy. This is called “The Old Country” and it’s my humble attempt to...
Garden Gone Wrong
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I’ve written just one song since the coronavirus hit the fan. Called “Garden Gone Wrong”, it’s my attempt at capturing the strangeness of these times... I home-grew a recording (that whining noise is a Stylophone) and painted myself entirely green for the video - Here ‘tis!
Hot Horror Planet
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It's a Hot Horror Planet! A public service announcement from The Slow Poisoner. Recorded by Ed Goldfarb and mixed by Jeff Stuart Saltzman.
GRIMY by The Slow Poisoner
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Gutter glitter on my trigger finger? Recorded by Ed Goldfarb and mastered by Jeff Stuart Saltzman.
Crap Mountain - Paint with the Poisoner
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Learn how to paint a Crap Mountain - the Slow Poisoner way! Make your own colorful pile of crud, just like the pros!
Railroad Werewolf Graveyard
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Last summer I went to Galesburg, Illinois (near Peoria) for the first time, to play a show at Glory Days Corner Barber Shop. On my way into town I noticed a really spooky-looking old graveyard... And later that night, Glory Days' owner Kyle Rohweder shared with me a local legend, which held that a hundred years ago there was an accident on the nearby train tracks that produced an unusual dilemm...
Fuzzy Felt Nightmare #1: The Tuberous Nightshade
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The Slow Poisoner talks to a potato about climate change and binge-watching TV.
The Witches Are Watching With Their Thousand Eyes
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This song by The Slow Poisoner derives its title from a protest sign seen at the Women's March of 2017. Video by Andrew Goldfarb and Rani Goel, with a special appearance by Morty and Sal.
Amerimonster!
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Amerimonster! The Slow Poisoner's golem has come to life to save the nation. The USA is a haunted house! Video by Andrew Goldfarb and Rani Goel, with live footage by Jonathan Borodiansky.
Gruesome Globs
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Bongos by John Skipp and bass by Marc Levinthal! Recorded by Marc Levinthal! Mastered by Adam Gonsalves! Gruesome Globs! Waiting in line at the dollar store - cleanup needed on aisle four... For Gruesome Globs! Boarding the bus to go downtown; leaving a trail of green and yellowish brown, it's Gruesome Globs. Some live in sewers, some live on Mars. Most of my friends live in jars...
Candelabra Cadaver
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Inspired by Liberace, I’ve written a psychedelic waltz called “Candelabra Cadaver.” Here’s a music video filled with flaming heads and decapitated harpsichordists, featuring the bongo playing of John Skipp and sound production of Marc Levinthal. Live footage was shot at Kulak’s Woodshed and crude animation was cut up in my day job cubicle.
Midnight Earwig Buffet by The Slow Poisoner
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Midnight Earwig Buffet by The Slow Poisoner
Hypno Hog's Moonshine Monster Jamboree
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Hypno Hog's Moonshine Monster Jamboree
Ever Been Chewed Upon By Teeth As Sharp As Knives?
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Ever Been Chewed Upon By Teeth As Sharp As Knives?
Wood Full O' Witches by The Slow Poisoner
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Wood Full O' Witches by The Slow Poisoner
So cool! This should be getting millions of views instead of nonsense like Mr. Beast, et al. Great work!
I might have to share your video out to my peeps!
This is totally brilliant!! Holy/unholy wow!
I aer recalibrated again. Much gratitudes!
Ooooh yeessss!!🖤👻
Right on Andrew! You are one of my favorite artists. This was just what I needed today.
We were just wondering on Flippin' Through Live when there'd be a new episode! All hail Lumps!
thanx! just started watching the Flippin' Thru episode!
YES
Nice!
I drank some jimsonweed tea once in HS. Horrible! I went half blind, super dry mouth, passed out. The next day couldn’t see real well and had to play a show. I was vomiting on stage during set. How punk! Never did that again.
IYKYK🧼
This was just what I needed as background music for my foot tasting party last night. Thanks SP!
69th Like!!! How very
Men, don’t forget to go to the doctor and have your tentacles checked as well.
Friggin" Amazing!
MORE! MORE! ENCORE!
Greatness!! I really dig and ADORE your total aesthetic, cool taste and all you create!
thanx so much!
Was he on creature feature ??
yep!
Sanity’s fragile fabric, indeed! Thanks for the laughter and bedevilment!
Love this! Always need to encourage and celebrate the quirky, daring visionaries amongst us. Plus it's a damn catchy tune.😊👍
Creature feature brought me here.
Thanks for watching!
John Larson! I know that guy! He should always have a Special Thanks credit, on everything, ever. Also, am I terribly mistaken or did Ook have a past life as the AMERIMONSTER?? Nobody combines the avant-garde with the macabre quite like the 'Poisoner!
The American Monster Mutates!
There is no beginning, no end, just the poison, indivisible, one notion, under goth, with livery and just-ice for y’all
amen
My rug! And a credit too? Thanks, and loved your first episode.
If there are big shoes to fill, The Slow Poisoner will do it like a boss! 🕶
Thanx Molly!
Bravo!
Thanx EFK!
This is the kind of quality content UA-cam needs more of
Thanks!
What a great show. Have you heard of the Roku/Twitch channel OSI74?
Thanks for the tip Angel!
I like your friend at the back!
He likes you!
@@TheSlowPoisoner yay!
👌🏾🤘🏾🤙🏾
just when the weasel inflicted flesh wounds heal.........HERE COME THE EARWIGS
This is, like, Godhead to those who know! Perfection.
These videos are so creative!
Oh heck yes. Much enjoyed.
Thanx Dave!
Yesssssssssssss
I can tell there's /something/ here but my intact skull is getting in the way. I'm only getting glimpses of the truth. ... I'm gonna need a shed.
use a bungee cord too
Contratenlo delen d comer
Hasta rockero y visitando las tumbas para poner a bailar los muertos
💗💓💕💕💖
Angel
You should, seriously, make your art available as wallpaper. I would love to have your stuff on my walls!
Beautiful. That might be a new favorite of yours. And the artwork is amazing!
Hi from New Orleans!!!!! Sounds good.
Ruddy awesome, better than my attempts.
Always good to see a new video from you! The song sounded great. Nice mix dude!
Thanx!
I like the plants with eyes!
Magnificent!
Awesome! Play this one when you come to La Crosse in 2021 !!!
This is amazing, it deserves way more views.
S’ultra dope. You rule!