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I've been binging the Pokemon Emerald Rogue series and it's amazing, thank you so much. I'm so sad I missed this one live because it was literally the day after I caught up, but I hope to catch one of these live someday! Love your stuff Milky, wishing you all the best!

1:06:14 piglet forgets

"big meaty cockroach" Thank you milky

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56:19 - Someone needs to clip this.

Hell yeah Piglet on PS2

Chimgen

this is a new level of self love... I'm not sure what to think about it but good for him?

I am the only one who matters. What matters is that I have declared this beast evil--and that is my commandment, my belief, my religion, and my creed. When I perish, this world shall perish as well. So my very life, my very existence itself, is then the world! And I have deemed it so! No one will be the helmsman of my life but myself!!! No one shall live my life in my stead!!! What do you, all of you, believe in? Tell me. Is your belief unbreakable? Is it absolute? My beliefs are absolute! My definitions of good and evil are clear-cut! Thus my beliefs are unclouded, unassailable. Because I have made it so. That is why I will never be broken. That is why I stand tall, unshakeable, as a missionary of my own faith. I have blessed you with my absolute definitions of good and evil! So that you may live your life with unhesitating, unwavering tenacity!!!

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1:32:22 Correction: Eye. He and sonic have one eye, and two pupils.

Today on Milky T. Squid Out Of Context: "Neon White is the best sonic game"

Today on Milky T. Squid: The video cuts out immediately after milky says "Dubstep"

To think all this happened because Twitter said “hey this game is wack as fuck, kinda coolio”

"In this world there are no gods but ourselves, and we are cruel indeed" -man playing winnie the pooh, saying the rawest shit of all time If you dont pass the time before XBX arrives on switch by finally playing XB1 on Switch, i swear to god I will….be very sad. “I have my 1 bad game that I engage with it’s For Honor” Milky you a liar i know you still play FGO. I also own For Honor but i dont do discord servers so you will remain alone as is healthiest for us both.

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Can't wait to have this in the background while playing New Vegas...

I am here purely for the ad parts i missed. also cuz funny.

i'm honored to be seeing a VOD and see 'no views, 16 minutes ago'. love your streams, this one's already fun

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2:05:28 this is why I watch on UA-cam.

Milky feels about YGO the exact way I feel about MTG except MTG has zero games period where at least for YGO i have World Championships 2008/9/10/11. You’re also exactly correct about YGO. You’re correct about card games in general. It needs to be a back and forth of strategy, not gambling on who draws their OTK first. If you level vigor you’re a coward. I was born a Hunter and I’ll die a hunter damnit, no leveling health until the stamina cap is reached!

Milky has the same reaction to his chat being indifferent to Dragon Age I would have, IE the correct response. Origins wasnt that good. Inquisition was good not great. The series has only ever been mid, the new one according to my own dragon age friend seems to be the best one yet which says a lot considering how bad its development went. The people hating it ended up being entirely the “anti-SJW” chud audience. Personally, im grossly offended at how they threw Harding romance in as obvious bait after they lied about including that in Inqusition’s final DLC. I refuse to get it simply out of spite for them targeting me specifically and shallowly like that. The bad writing in DD2 is its own thing but no the worse game was definitely in part due to money. Its so obviously and pathetically monetizing the exact Quality of Life that Dark Arisen added. “Is prototype grunge” is water wet??? Trust me it’s grunge as hell. Idk what screenshots you saw but its literally a more grunge Infamous. Chat is absolutely right though about the sequel trying too hard to be grunge, we dont talk about Prototype 2. “The monkey d luffy rap is appearing on my youtube pages” The way thats worded tells me its a nerdcore song, not the One Piece 4kids opening. Unironically it’s probably a banger. There’s Drums Of Liberation by Themanbehisla, another of the same name by Rustage, Liberation by Daddyphatsnaps, Hit My Peak by Connor Quest, Gear 5 Unlocked by Shwabadi, and I’ll stop there but I could literally name at least half a dozen more that range from “decent” to “absolute peak”. My personal fav is definitely TheManBeHisLa’s. Wario is canonically not any specific age afaik but he is canonically immortal because he’s too lazy to let his body change enough to physically age. So we can only assume he has some sort of self projection form of Ork psionics. Citation: Warioworld instruction manual, which includes a detailed diagram of Wario’s anatomy with his own accounts of how his body works.

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"I know a lot of the twists and turns of LoboCorp already. FOR INSTANCE-" im lucky i didnt break my headphones with how fast I threw them off “You talk about hoyoverse games like they’ve taken a friend from you” Milky, as a Shen fan, you need to kill that person with hammers NOW. I love her content so much so it’d be great if she wasnt constantly playing gacha and fnaf games and other things I find too insufferable to watch. “If you have a repeating song with vocals its gonna suck” DMC would like to know your location. And Metal Gear Rising which has normal encounter vocal tracks as well. As would several other non-turn-based-rpg games. And even some turn based RPGs, like Tokyo Mirage Sessions.

1:12:12 Milky, _I_ have bigger feet than you, at 11 wide.

0:46 helloooooo

1:22:30 fucking how do you do perfectly cut screams in real time also i am in the middle of getting every achievement in Dragon's Dogma dont worry grandpa "Why is Cortez's theme metal" Alestorm obviously. as a hspanic person, I really like your cotez voice, it gives spanish Doofenshmirtz energy. It's oddly fitting.

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What is it with chapter 3 and 4 having so much xenoblade talk when you play this game? Regardless the person who said "1 carries the whole series please play it" is entirely correct im not repeating my rant from the other vod, XB1 is the only good one besides XBX please you kill my soul when you assume that 1 is anything like 2 or 3. 1 is even like XBX in that the people are australian but other than accents are completely normal about it. Also was not expecting the last minute Luvvucy crossover yes she is very cool

well i guess i gotta stop putting off playing Lobotomy Corp now

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I cannot FCKING believe Milky chose HP. Fake gamer, unsubbed, cowardly behavior. Doing it MULTIPLE TIMES TOO? Admit it you were just scared of losing the challenge again. Im revoking your G-card and by extension your G-supps Milky. As a professional Dark Souls 2 defender and someone systematically platinuming the series as I type this, its not better than DS3. It's better than DS1. More specifically SOTFS is a better game than DS1R. Every Fromsoft game has been better than the last people are just nostalgia blinded. Case in point, Dark Souls has always done the stupid “what if we just throw BS at you the game is specifically designed to not let you beat?”. Bloodborne and DS1 both do it just as much if not more than DS2, and DS1 in particular has a lot more “you literally have no way to predict this get fcked lmao” enemy placements. But all that aside, DS3 is easily the better game. Much worse story and world than DS2 mainly because DS3 TFFE is even more blatantly unfinished a game than DS2 vanilla, but it’s still easily the better game between TFFE and SOTFS. DS3 is also like DS2 in that it takes a LOT more inspiration from Demon’s Souls than people give it credit for. Anyways the most offensive thing here is comparing DS2 to Boggly Woods. Boggly woods SUCKS, its why i never replay TTYD cause I know the game doesnt really pick up until chapter 3, because again BOGGLY WOODS SUCKS. People rag on Chapter 4 being 90% backtracking like that isnt exactly what Boggly Woods does too, except you’re backtracking through a monochrome labyrinth with a terrible pseudo pikmin gimmick meaning you might have to do extra backtracking because some dumb mouse thing got stuck somewhere. Also the music dear god the music not even the redone soundtrack helped there. I’ll accept calling DS2 an 8.5/10 but I draw the line at comparing it to the 4.9/10 at best that is Boggly Woods. I did not know about Beldamposting before now the results im getting are GLORIOUS. “The people i thought would like Flurrie do like Flurrie” so….gay people? Myself included? 1:32:00 I was worried you were gonna hate Totally Spies but you saved it with “what are you a coward?” Also I almost missed it like Milky but in the ListTM it lists Masochism not as from the show but as YOU the audience for watching/reading this sdfdsafdsd. Jokes aside that list is definitely comedic because a lot of its listed stuff fall under the category of “pretty much ANYTHING can be a fetish” but there were definitely a lot of “And now the authors barely disguised fetish” moments. GOD smt4’s story was so fcking good. Actual peak fiction. 5’s story wasn’t just worse it was 10 steps back in every way. Hey so about XBX…..funny how that comes up every time you play TTYD :) Im glad Milky has the same contempt for the stupid battle toad as I do.

“What do they find annoying about me? I dont want to change it I just wanna know and potentially double down on it” Correct response, please never change Milky the shen/tyler to Milky pipeline exists for a reason.

I'm convinced Milky has some ability of foresight to perfectly sync moments in games with music-this has happened too many times for him not to-

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for the sake of my sanity i will simply say that the Game Advertisements are run by hacks and frauds and the last "meme" of them was just some antisemitic troll, so none of the voting matters because none of it has any legitimacy to it. it's just a circlejerk of the biggest most marketable names. I am saying all of this so i do not instead spend hours typing into the void about howhat should have won/been nominated and why. also TOTK sucks ass and Mario Wonder is ubisoft-sequel levels of nothingburger. Also also, Pizza tower was made by a an antisemite with antisemtiic elements to the game itself- see this is what i mean im ending this now. 1:20:00 “This is gonna be me talking about video games in a very boring way” you mean in the best way where my ears are glued to my screen because i love this gameplay talk stuff? 2:56:00 Oh boy I cant wait for Lobotomy Corporation playthrough :)

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Tis freed from the hell of youtube bullshit

I agree with Milky on like 99% of things but the two consistent exceptions have been the same meme: "Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty" "Dark Souls 2 is so much fun when you dont' have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks"

1:14:05 1:31:50 On a very fcked up day for everyone i wanna thank both of these moments for making me laugh harder than i have in a long time.

"Why does this feel like a looney tunes game?! What's with the Scooby Doo mansion?!" because thats basically Shinji Mikami's entire gameplan, there are so many genuine "looney tunes" moments. Especially whenever rocket launcher enemies get involved. Resident Evil is peak "Being a supervillain is about presentation" no matter how many boring "grounded" games about Ethan it makes.

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jfc the "I am going to consume dirt" sent me. I waited so long for you to realize they were marked on the map and it was worth it. Also not that i didnt already know but good to see Milky understands who the best character is 2:36:06 bookmarking this for easy locating

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Spectrobes did walk so fossil fighters could run. To slander Fossil Fighters however is so much worse than slandering spectrobes. I will find you MIlky, and we will both move to Norway, and you will know the infinite root beer fountain by dawn the day after. also "Sepctrobes is the one that should still be around" HEY MILKY FOSSIL FIGHTERS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS. It's also just like Spectrobes in that it had two fantastic games and then a third that shit the bed so hard it killed the series.

1:09:10 absolutely not 1:50:00 so we can add Ace alongside ADHD and Autism to A-conditions that Milky clearly has but vehemently denies (well maybe Demi but Ace keeps the alliteration) GOD what i'd give to see the exchange of Milky just walking up to Shen about having a grabbable waist. Milky whoever said that was almost certainly flirting with you. Smallant picked a good stream to tune in because that salesman bit is a new top MTS moment

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