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It's not Geers 6 it's a prequal

“Thats yennifer” bruh wtf 😂

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Love it!

2:05 If only!

I guess the writers skipped the classes focusing on show don't tell. I guess they also missed all the other writing classes too.

Script written by AI. Voice acting by text to speech.

I know what I want for Christmas. I’ll send you my address lol

Wow Congratulations bro 🔥

damn i think it sold out i look everywhere and cant find nothing that look tuff 🔥🔥

I’m so sorry for misgendering you😢

Dialogue aside, what did they do to the qunari? They look _terrible_

Yep, Bioware is dead. Welcome to Biowoke. Time to move on folks.

I had commentary but completely did not check that my mic was not on 😭. Next time guys lol

Its funny how writers will unconsciously reuse lines they heard growing up, like the "its quiet -- too quiet". As someone who writes books for fun, once in a while ill catch myself using a tropey line like this and backspace it immediately, but this shitty line got past dozens of people at Bioware. "People are normally here bartering and shouting". Who the fuck talks like this in real life?

Hl2 did it better, 20 years ago

a white fatty woman, brown whatever woman, a asian elf woman and a nignog qunari man. What a freakshow.

Too many DEI hires made this game.

I can see a room filled with non natural hair colors and the main parrot is saying: "The town should be quiet". And all the other writer parrots keep saying "quiet quiet" writing down their characters meaningless oneliners coming from overused movie quotes memes. They are not able to spot irony and sarcasm thats why they think they actual get postive feedback until the star rating hits.

Imagine DAO dialogue in the style of the Veilguard. Morrigan: My mother treated me badly. Warden: It's awful! M: Can you imagine, she wanted to make me a vessel! W: Wow... That's terrible. M: I have to do something about it. Can you help me? W: (three choices) A) Of course I will! You're my favorite witch. B) Okay. I think it would be fun to kill the old lady. C) She'll pay for everything! Let's go! M: Thanks for the chat! (The last line is in the game, Davrin says it...)

"I'm John Veilguard... and this... is the age of dragons"

saints row reboot ahh dialogue

Its market day! (Pulls out crossbow and fires it)

Why is it in French

There are 100 examples of cringe in this game, but this isn't one of them. This is just shitty writing.

This game treating gamers like tards

why does the game feel the need to explain to you what a dock and a market are?

The abysmal writing aside, I really can't stand the sequel-plague anymore. It's like I've been playing the same game for about 20 years now. For Bioware: At least since KOTOR, the animations, the interjected NPC comments, the wide angle, pan to portrait shots. It's literally the same style over what now, 10 games. It was fresh up until maybe DAO, but as in movies, the bobblehead corpo studios just regurgiate stuff nowadays. Funny, if you wan't a real, novel, exciting experience, you need to pick up indies or the odd european title. Unfun.

Just pirated, will see for myself if its worth my time. Def not worth my money thats for sure.

The camera cut @ 1:37 . Can't even sync up a simple camera cut... This is what happens to a company when all the OG's leave then get replaced by fresh outta collage, woke liberals...

At least its not the "my face is tired" type of dialogue

It's not cringe, it's just not very good.

This is a problem with western games as a whole where characters just never shut up and let you enjoy the ambience of the world. A lot of AAA Sony games made by western studios do it like Spiderman 2, the Horizon games, the Last of Us games, the new God of War games, etc. It's really annoying.

SOMETHING HAPPENED HERE

this look truly terrible

I was expecting a "I got a bad feeling about this" or a "this town must be having a case of the Mondays"

Let me guess... he's right behind me

Admit it bro, you have fun playing this game. I can see it in the way you're walking around

This is an insult.

They literally pulled a "No. To keep something in..." less than a minute after a "it's quiet... too quiet". This is like if someone asked ChatGPT to write a Marvel movie.

As a writer... for a hobby... all this dragonage dialogue seems to be place holder lines. Something you write so you have a skeleton to return to to adjust later. But then they never did. It is painful.

1:26 tell me that character isn't fucking hideous! I dare you! All the characters in this game looks off, and ugly.

“Did I just do that?” ahh dialogue

definitely made for children, so they can learn about they/them and stuff

maybe your accessibility config is set to 450%

Anyone who unironically writes in "its quiet, too quiet" needs to be fired. And this game has such low expectations of the player, if someone isnt insulted by this game I'm sure you qualify as charity work.

Well said lmao. YOU'RE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN SEE

Show, dont tell

I got my too. Dragonball sparking Zero ?? ? ? ? ? ? Unboxing Unboxing

I was forced to het it on my xbox series x becaise my bestfriend only has xbox, wanted to get it on my ps5 tho