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farts and sharts

U forgot one 'the Apocalypse '

love it

Albeit they usually occur on the move, but what about the iconic string of pearls?

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Communication training Ft Sill OK. In the mid 80's. One of ours, US Army, fired off a Silent but Deadly. The US Marines that was sitting behind him stood up, executed perfect military manners, and marched off. Pakistanani officers did the same thing as well. The rest of the US Army personnel, including the trainer, was totally confused at this point until it hit across the room. There was no decorum for the Army personnel, though. We ran out of there like little girls, clutching our shirts and trying to filter out the stench. We made the fartee sample the room to ensure we could re-enter after 15 minutes.

After Christmas dinner one year, my sister managed to set off my smoke alarm.

Seriously!! Be afraid of farting!

I fart like a freight train. My last colonoscopy was last year and I’m clean as a whistle. I do have IBS and gastric colic. My mom farted like a freight train and died of colon cancer at age 53. She was 52 when diagnosed.

Ever play 🏈? Happens a lot.

Why don't you practise Patanjali Baba Ramdev's " Vayu Mudra " ? I know you will get it copyrighted patented no sooner you get the result .

Hahahahahahshahaaaa...!

That lawyer from General Hospital is in this!

I'm 71 now but when I was young I had a craving for shrimp and fish. Well, I went to town, I mean I really pigged out. A couple of hours later I was in a crowded elevater when it hit. For almost 12 floors it was the most horrendous farting you ever heard, peaple were gagging and wretching, and the cursing was unbelievable. Lol, but damn, it was funny.😂

The Spanish wind and the cover are my favorites in this video. I agree in part as regard colon cancer. But there are other causes of colon cancer. Such long standing hurt, trauma or festering anger. As well as Emf's (Electromagnetic Fields), on occasion. Also poor diet with high processed meat, and other foods and low fiber, among others less widely known to convention. The book HEAL YOUR BODY by LOUISE L HAY. May be of some help. Coincidently and unrelated, can follow the observations below over long term. Did you know breaking pungent wind only occurs when you the person has unpleasant thoughts. Try it and see. The more unpleasant the thoughts the worse the smell. Good way to blow away a creepy stalker. Pulses, like beans, are a good source to give wind. Allow around 14 hours from time of ingestion to break out. I have not commercial interest in the sale of the above mentioned book. For information purposes only.

Dog: may I be dismissed please 😢

The long goodbye

When my honey and I had just started dating one time he was walking me home and I let one loose that was so long and loud he thought it came from another direction. He stopped in his tracks and asked me "Yo! Did you hear that?!" and I acted just as shock as he was like "yeah, omg what was that?" And we walked off questioning what we heard but I knew along 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Long goodbye 😂

The look on the dogs face cracked me up 🤣

Fart yes I Can sir😂

OMG that long goodbye might get someone in trouble...😅

Yep me too ,laughing my head off.

At 0:26

Ah, the tooting serinade.

I rip good n loud but no cancer here

I don't care who it is even myself, I think farts are funny😂😅

This is the best add i auve ever seen:)

I don’t know how you stayed on the road I was laying so hard I couldn’t see lol

thanks youtube for the gassy recommendation

I will never grow up 🤣😂

If God hadn't meant for us to laugh at farts then he wouldn't have made them sound so funny!😂

I sawed my arm with a chainsaw and had alot of infection afterwards..talk about farting and boy did they stink.one morning I woke up and started farting..I swear I farted for a whole 5 minutes..good thing I was alone that time. I was at my buddy's tackle shop one night and I farted.a few minutes later his girlfriends comes out and goes to walk by us..she comes to a dead stop swears says ooo my God and leaves never to come back that night.😅😅😊😊

😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂

The day in your adult life when you stop laughing about it

👇I love the feeling of explosive diarrhea farts button

I was 20 years old at the time and it was a Saturday afternoon. I was sitting on a couch with my legs up on the back of another couch in our rec room in the dormitory at the military tech school. I was in the room with 2 other people and we were watching a comedy on the TV. I laughed so hard at one particular scene, that I literally farted so loud, hard and long. The mortified looks just kept me laughing so hard. Farts are funny.

Omg I’ve had a symptom of colon cancer all my life

It's a gas, gas, gas.

Prdim uz harfu 😂

Made me laugh, that white dog at 58 seconds was don't look at me

My siblings and I learned as kids, don't go to the grocery store with dad. He would let go of a silent-but-deadly one in the middle of an aisle, then quickly get away from it, then stand back and watch people unknowingly walk into it. The funniest one I remember was a large lady who threw her hands up and said "lawd God! somethin done died up in here!"

Ive done all of those today

Eyes watered with laughter

When I was growing up in the 60's , we had a dog named "Possum" whose silent stinky farts would clear a room .

A man sentenced for life in prison was pardoned only after two years because he farted constantly. He farted at the mess hall, in church services and all night long in solitary confinement also.

I'm a guy and when I was in my late 30's , I was in the Navy and stationed at Naval Station Roosevelt Roads in Puerto Rico . It was that time of year for everyone to do their PRT (Physical Requirement Test) and everyone in my command had gath- ered at the track to do our touch your toes , sit - ups , push - ups , and run a mile and a half in eighteen minutes . I was paired up with my lady friend Kim and I was the first group of people to do sit - ups while Kim held my feet down . I came up for my first sit - up and along the way I let out a very loud rip that everyone heard and started laughing . I was embarrassed and laughing so hard and on the second sit - up I let another one rip . Everyone was bursting out with laughter and I apologized to Kim as I liked her very much though I never dated her .(sigh ! ) I managed somehow to pass my PRT .This was the one time that I embarrassed myself in front of my command .

If you want a fart competition try my late father, want to see a fart competition on TV? Watch scooby doo on spooky Island

Oh the scene on the elevator. That would be when I'd pull the joke "Do you know why farts smell?" to relieve one person's anxiety. "It's so deaf people can enjoy them too" then the elevator doors would open to laughter and some poor soul would enter wondering WTF?

FARTS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY, ALWAYS.