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DD Osama 'Upnow' (Live Performance) | Open Mic [Penny, spoken] What difference?! (sung) "Times are hard," "Our cash is tight," '"You've got no right," I've heard it all before "Just this once" is once too much Cause once they've onced, they'll want to once once more I run the only toilet in this part of town, you see So, if you've got to go, you've got to go through me It's a privilege to pee Water's worth it's weight in gold these days No more bathrooms like in olden days You come here and pay a fee For the privilege to pee Twenty years, we've had the drought And our reservoirs have all dried up I take my baths now in a coffee cup I boil what's left of it for tea And it's a privilege to pee The politicians in their wisdom saw That there should be a law The politicians taxed the toilets And made illegal Public urination and defecation So, come and give your coins to me Write your name here in the record book The authorities will want to look If you've been regular with me If you've paid the proper fee For the privilege to pee [Bobby, spoken] But Ms. Pennywise- [Penny, spoken] I said no but's, Bobby. You're a sweet lookin' boy and I likes to keep you around, but this man ain't comin' in without payin'. Not this time! [Old Man Strong, spoken] I can't wait much longer, Bobby. There's no tellin' what I might do! [Penny, sung] You think you've got Some kind of right? [The Poor] Kind of right, kind of right! [Penny] You think you'll come in here and go for free? [The Poor] Snag a freebie! [Penny] The only thing you'll get is "no" for free! [The Poor] Negatory! [Penny] I'm a business gal, you see [The Poor] Business gal, you see! [Penny and (The Poor)] I sell the privilege to pee! (It's a privilege to pee) [Penny] The good Lord made us so we'd piss each day Until we piss away The good Lord made sure that what goes in men Must soon come out again So you're no different then From lowly me [The Poor] Me Lowly me Lowly me Lowly me Lowly me! [Bobby, spoken] But, Ms. Pennywise- [Old Man Strong, spoken] That's enough, Bobby [Penny] And I think I'll charge you twice [Old Man Strong, spoken] No need to jeopardize your position [Penny] Or better yet, have you arrested [Old Man Strong, spoken] I'm through with this, you see [Penny] Since you prefer the law gets tested [Old Man Strong, spoken] Scrapin' cash three times a day [Penny] And in Urinetown you'll see [Old Man Strong, spoken] Crazy with the nitrates half the time [Penny] Why it's dumb to fight with me [Old Man Strong, spoken] It's no way to live, I tells ya. No way to live! [Penny] For the privilege to pee

No right to be this good.

I have my auditon for this today and im mildy scared but im so excited !!

Surely a weird video.

i am such a sucker for good youth theatre. Fucking awesome.

Damn that girls got pipes! Jesus!

[Old Man Strong, spoken] Bobby! Bobby, reason with the woman. I'm a little short this morning [Bobby, spoken] He's my Pa, Ms. Pennywise. Can't he come in for free? Just this once? [Penny, spoken] Get your head out of the clouds, Bobby Strong. No one gets in for free. Every morning, you all come here. And every morning some of you got reasons why ya ain't gonna pay. And I'm here to tell ya, ya is gonna pay! [Old Man Strong, spoken] In the name of God, Penny, what difference could it make? [Penny, spoken] What difference?! (sung) "Times are hard," "Our cash is tight," '"You've got no right," I've heard it all before "Just this once" is once too much Cause once they've onced, they'll want to once once more I run the only toilet in this part of town, you see So, if you've got to go, you've got to go through me It's a privilege to pee Water's worth it's weight in gold these days No more bathrooms like in olden days You come here and pay a fee For the privilege to pee Twenty years, we've had the drought And our reservoirs have all dried up I take my baths now in a coffee cup I boil what's left of it for tea And it's a privilege to pee The politicians in their wisdom saw That there should be a law The politicians taxed the toilets And made illegal Public urination and defecation So, come and give your coins to me Write your name here in the record book The authorities will want to look If you've been regular with me If you've paid the proper fee For the privilege to pee [Bobby, spoken] But Ms. Pennywise- [Penny, spoken] I said no but's, Bobby. You're a sweet lookin' boy and I likes to keep you around, but this man ain't comin' in without payin'. Not this time! [Old Man Strong, spoken] I can't wait much longer, Bobby. There's no tellin' what I might do! [Penny, sung] You think you've got Some kind of right? [The Poor] Kind of right, kind of right! [Penny] You think you'll come in here and go for free? [The Poor] Snag a freebie! [Penny] The only thing you'll get it "no" for free! [The Poor] Negatory! [Penny] I'm a business gal, you see [The Poor] Business gal, you see! [Penny] I sell the privilege to pee! [The Poor] It's a privilege to pee [Penny] The good Lord made us so we'd piss each day Until we piss away The good Lord made sure that what goes in men Must soon come out again So you're no different then From lowly me [The Poor] Me Lowly me Lowly me Lowly me Lowly me! [Bobby, spoken] But, Ms. Pennywise- [Old Man Strong, spoken] That's enough, Bobby [Penny] And I think I'll charge you TWICE [Old Man Strong, spoken] No need to jeopardize your POSITION [Penny] Or better yet, have you arrested [Old Man Strong, spoken] I'm through with all this, you see [Penny] Since you prefer the law gets tested [Old Man Strong, spoken] Scrapin' cash three times a day [Penny] And in Urinetown you'll see (c) [Old Man Strong, spoken] Crazy with the nitrates half the time [Penny] Why it's dumb to fight with me [Old Man Strong, spoken] It's no way to live, I tells ya. No way to live

Excellent!!

tf

Tomas Sanders got me here tbfh and now I know the whole goddamn song🙂

my older sister did this play (she was the one in the overalls and red shirt) and our neighbor/friend played ms pennywise. im here to see who can stack up... about the same level of talent ;)

"Times are hard" "Our cash is tight" "You've got no right" I've heard it all before "Just this once" Is once too much Cause once they've onced They'll want to once once more I run the only toilet In this part of town, you see So, if you've got to go You've got to go through me It's a privilege to pee Water's worth its weight In gold these days No more bathrooms Like in olden days You come here and pay a fee For the privilege to pee Twenty years we've had the drought And our reservoirs have all dried up I take my baths now in a coffee cup I boil what's left of it for tea And it's a privilege to pee The politicians in their wisdom saw That there should be a law The politicians taxed the toilets And made illegal Public urination and defecation So, come and give your coins to me Write your name here in the record book The authorities will want to look If you've been regular with me If you've paid the proper fee For the privilege to pee Bobby But Ms. Pennywise - Penny I said no buts, Bobby. You're a sweet lookin' boy and I likes to keep you around, but this main ain't comin' in without payin'. Not this time. Old Man Strong I can't wait much longer, Bobby. There's no tellin' what I might do! Penny You think you've got Some kind of right? The Poor Kind of right, kind of right! Penny You think you'll come in here and go for free? The Poor Snag a freebie! Penny The only thing you'll get it "no" for free! The Poor Negatory! Penny I'm a business gal, you see The Poor Business gal you see! Penny I sell the Privilege to pee! The Poor It's a privilege to pee Penny The good Lord made us So we'd p**s each day Until we p**s away The good Lord made sure That what goes in men Must soon come out again So you're no different then From lowly me The Poor Me Lowly me Lowly me Lowly me Lowly me! Bobby But, Ms. Pennywise - Old Man Strong That's enough, Bobby. Penny And I think I'll charge you twice Old Man Strong No need to jeopardize your position. Penny Or better yet, have you arrested Old Man Strong I'm through with all this, you see. Penny Since you prefer the law gets tested Old Man Strong Scr*pin' cash three times a day Penny And in Urinetown you'll see Old Man Strong Crazy with the nitrates half the time Penny Why it's dumb to fight with me Old Man Strong It's no way to live, I tells ya. No way to live. Penny For the privilege to pee! Source: Musixmatch

Another great video Paul! Loved it and it makes me miss the time we had while Caleigh was on the team! Best of luck to all of the seniors

Why don't they just use compost toilets

Is this Australia

Lockstock looks like a druggie

Probably the best I’ve heard this song be since Nancy Opel

Amazing voice!

I'm watching this while I need to pee

This is so Awesome!!! Great job a always Paul!!! I miss you all so much. <3

I came here from Thomas sanders

Rip Keelian

She cannot be just 16 with such talent, that was amazing.

Good for this kiddo!

Digitizing memories... 22 years for the Guitar Club !

Fabulous!

This is really good but why wasn't it on a real stage lol