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We Are Number One But This Time Robbie Succeeds at Defeating Sportiflop (YTP)
Now listen closely. Here's a little lesson in poopery. This is going down in history. One of his clones sexually harasses Robbie. Robbie then displays a "White's Only" sign outside of his Rape Cage trap. Robbie then triggers some feminists. Robbie and his clones then chases Sportiflop who has diarrhea. Michael Rosen wants silence, but then Robbie's clone murders a branch and there's a short memoriam for it. The clone then decides to pick up the dildo that was next to the branch, but Robbie snatches it from him. Robbie evolves into an old lady and hands Sportiflop an apple laced with chloroform causing Sportiflop to pass out. Robbie's clones play a prank on him by throwing the NAHT on him, and filthyfrank is there to let him know. Robbie's clones throw him in a cage in preparation to rape him. One of Robbie's clones starts undressing Sportiflop with his eyes. Steponme sends an apple down to Sportiflop, who then eats it. Little does Sportiflop know that Robbie was able to lace both apples with two chemicals, and when they combined in is stomach, it caused them to combust.
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They Don't Care About Us (Police Brutality)
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Here's a bunch of examples of what's wrong the fucking police. Or should I say narcissistic psychopaths?
The Day Markya Thought Back To Her Old Friendship
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Ok, so if you're wondering why I made this, here's why. It's because in the original video, I didn't want for this scene to end like this, where it has to fade out at that point, but because I accidentally recorded over the ending part of this scene, I had no choice but to do so because this was for a timed competition, and I didn't have time to re-film the scene. So I ended up joking about how...
Fancy - Iggy Azalea Ft. Charli XCX & Sock Girl (Explicit)
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Enjoy. Had to upload to UA-cam because SoundCloud deleted it. -.- Vine: vine.co/Alyssa.S
Youtube Poop: Nichole337 Makes a Cum Cake YTP
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She really enjoys making this cake.
Nichole337's Boyfriend (Husband) Shows Off His Mating Call (i.e: How He Wooed Nichole)
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lololololol
Katy Perry - Dark Horse ft. Juicy J: Carrie White Version
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Enjoy Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING INCLUDED IN THIS VIDEO (except for my creativity ;D)
Redskins Player Rapes Giants Player
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omg did everyone not see this happening?
When Katy Perry and Carrie release the movie and album on the same day (10/18/2013)
Dark Rick 🖤🐓
People hate Carrie for being good they hate her for being bad cuz they're mad she's so RAD
Well, this video is one that I'm sure has impressed Jason Voorhees, Carrie's boyfriend, and if any of you saw her comment on this video, read my response to see how she survived
Go away. This shit is weird. This is now the fourth comment of yours I've found mentioning Jason from the Friday the 13th series.
@@iamsuperrandom I'm not weird it's the shipping community
no one gives a fuck
I always fell in love with Carrie. I would become her hero like Spider-Man
amazing video and song 🤩
Blood is when she SNAPS!!
Although in a fanfic I found on Wattpad, she says that getting blood dumped on her gets her 'in the zone' as in it gets her in a killing mood
@@omarflores9011 Yea, it's a fucking fan fiction, you weirdo, which mean it has nothing to do with the actual movie.
I can recite this video word for word every time I think about it I cackle
❤️❤️❤️👍
CARRIE WHITE 2013 TRIBUTE🤴👸🩸
Carrie white 🩸🔥👸💐😓😓😓
When the song says: So you wanna play with magic? I literally think about carrie's bullies
@Bori46 well, that's how her boyfriend Jason Voorhees knew how to cater to her pallette, he tried to kill a telekinetic before, and got his ass kicked, so he knew he had to appeal to her emotions
@@omarflores9011 what the hell are you going on about
@@iamsuperrandomI ship Carrie with Jason, happy?
@@omarflores9011 Ok? and they aren't real people. All of this shit you're saying is made up and you're saying it like it actually happened.
When I'm listening to this I don't know why but I feel so at peace
I know right?
So you wanna play with magic ?
Amo esse tipo de trailer foram muito bem escolhidas as cenas
😱😱
So cool
I believe that whenever she uses her powers her pupils turn black.
Her mom is messed up tho. Her mom stabbed her own daughter twice. And killed about two hundred other people. Her way of revenge is lovely.
how did her mom kill 200 other ppl?
Nice
Love the song with it
Hey guys it's *hole* IM DYING 😂😭
I always felt sad for Carrie. She is the way she was because of her sadistic mother and even more sadistic classmates. If she was shown compassion and love, she would have turned out differently
She would have been a hero
@277imperator well, you forgot one thing, that she has a loving boyfriend and his name is Voorhees, Jason Voorhees(get it, that's Sean Connery, and a reference to the 007 parody in the beginning of F13 part 6 Jason Lives), and he really probably helped her feel better about killing people (as their good friend and fellow slasher icon Chucky the killer doll once said, "we do not have a 'problem' with killing"), and the ending you know, or think you know was just made up to cover up her survival(it was also made up because of the real-life reason that Stephen King unfortunately doesn't actually have the rights to Friday The 13th, and neither does MGM), this is the real truth: the pig's blood was dumped on her, but then Jason crashed through the the wall behind Tommy all Kool-aid Man style, and then Jason chopped Tommy in half with his trusty ol' machete, grabbing the top half, and puppeteering it, first asking it "what do you want for dinner Tommy-Boy, Spaghetti or pizza?" And then he made it say "I don't know Jason, I'm really torn" but, as expected, no one else liked Jason's pun but Carrie, who expressed being glad he could make it, then, the principal came up and tried to reason with Jason but he just made Jason mad at him for calling Jason "Jackson" over and over again and then he was killed by Jason in an homage to the wall smash death in Jason Lives, then Jason said(after discarding the top half of Tommy's corpse) to Carrie "now for the moment you've been waiting for, remember Carrie-cat, just like we rehearsed" and then, Carrie used her powers to seal all the exits(cue Chop Up The Camp by The Merkins), and then she and Jason killed everyone in tandem(with a lot of homages to various kills in the F13 franchise), leaving Miss Desjardins for last, to whom Jason delivers an especially painful death for duping and betraying his Carrie-cat, by which I mean he took a bone saw to her neck like Axel in The Final Chapter, then they went on and and killed the victims' families(for condoning their children's behavior), Billy and Chris(it's Billy and Chris) and their death are really the only ones of not here, as Billy was the first to die, after Carrie made the car drive into a gas station, and then Jason made an oil tanker truck crash into the gas station, blowing Billy up, then Chris, who had been flung from the car, tried to run away, but tripped, then she got out her wallet to pull out some cash in an attempt to bribe Jason(I don't know what Chris was thinking there), but instead she got a hot sauna stone to the stomach by Jason, the school board, and any sexually promiscuous teenagers drinking, smoking, and doing drugs (Jason's an incredibly popular horror movie slasher, what do you expect) that they can find, before Jason eventually took Carrie home(Margaret saw them through the window of the house across the street murdering some sexually promiscuous teenagers), where Margaret was of course not surprised to see Jason there(she recognized him from a summer she spent at Camp Crystal Lake where she saw him kill a counselor and he almost killed her, and before you ask, because he was killed by Tommy Jarvis in The Final Chapter, Jason is now permanently stuck at age 23), believing him to be hellspawn sent by the devil to assist her daughter in the massacre, but then Jason trapped Margaret in the prayer closet, battering her around like a sandbag and berating her for abusing his one true love, then throwing her out of it, before Carrie handed Jason a trash bag, which Jason then stuffed Margaret into, swinging it around until she came out, but somehow still alive, she tried to kill Jason again, but then Jason very nonchalantly punched her head off like she's Julius in Jason Takes Manhattan, before setting up a shrine with her head as the centerpiece in the prayer closet, then Carrie pinned her up in the closet like Jesus on the cross, they left, burned the house down with Carrie's powers, and headed to Crystal Lake, where they got married(Freddy was the best man, Pinhead was the priest, Tiffany[Chucky's wife]was the maid of honor, and Glen was the ringbearer) now live together ❤ in Jason's shack in the woods, leading a life in the woods of nothing but the 2 of them, killing camp counselors(sometimes individually, and sometimes together), and love #couplegoals #Carrie #Jason, as for Sue Snell's dream, well, she and her mom, after the prom, made the unfortunate choice to move to Springwood, and even worse, move into the Elm Street house, where Freddy Krueger(Jason's best friend)would continue to torment Sue on Jason's and Carrie's behalf, until her mother seemingly killed her by smashing her into a TV, but it was really Freddy who smashed her into the TV
@@omarflores9011 Did you just make that up or did you read about it somewhere?
@@electro8919 I found it on Wattpad
@@electro8919 They made it up, This fucker is obsessed with this weird ass fan fiction as he has made 6 comments about Jason Voorhees, and an additional comment about how "getting blood on her 'gets her in the mood'"
Carrie White ♥♥♥
I love Carrie White ♥♥♥
@FellCharaYT tell that to Jason Voorhees
@@omarflores9011 shut up
*Dark horse.*
Carrie White ♥♥♥
Ship i guess???
Omg Carrie????? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?? Btw i love u.
To answer your question,@@jisoo123lover6 well, let's just say that Carrie's boyfriend Jason Voorhees doesn't keep a sleeping bag on his person at all times for no reason, and that the power of teleportation comes in real handy if your girlfriend's mom is about to kill her
@@omarflores9011 shut up
TokyOOOOHHH
I love you Carrie White
@JoseEmanuelGarciaMartin well, tell that to Jason Voorhees
@@omarflores9011 are you fucking obsessed with Jason Voorhees? Why have you made 3 separate comments on this video about him? Those are 2 separate horror universes with no overlap.
Hey guys it’s snuck hole
The song is just pure shit....
😂😂😭
I've AlWays Watched This ReMake Of Carrie On TV ♥
I love Carrie White .
yes
Yes carrie lady 💔💜😢😭💌💚❣😓💟
So inoccent
Same
@RenatoAlvarez well, her boyfriend Jason Voorhees don't take too kindly to cheating or being cheated on, so probably don't say that to his face if you don't want to get stuffed in a sleeping bag
this made my penis inflate a lil bit ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
This is like
her OMG loved it
Why do I do this to myself?
OMG
IKR
What am I doing here
Is this sexual harassment?
Wow... lol
LMAO
Just goes to show true love triumphs any barrier... Even rival teams
why not fuck the cake? lol
I watched this during a math test!
This is my favourite thing ever.
The comments about Bryan and Nichole keep me going
my favourite porn on the internet
Holy shit, that's sexy. ;)))
LOL
Dude, I'm dead.