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my gutshot hotfix was a wifi dolly to get the phone connected, though it sounds like the car might not have been able to connect to local wifi in that state (and then what, contacting a nearby college/business tech?). Great episode though!

Teslas just sound like worst cars all around. Expensive, shitty build and crappy materials, and all the basic things functions that a normal gas guzzling car just does are unreliable. I don’t understand how seemingly intelligent people who make a lot of money keep buying them.

oh shit was this how that one episode came about? 7:15

Glenn _lived_ a zen koan. What that car did to him is what those weird riddles are supposed to do, inundate you with confusion and frustration until you literally can't hold any more, then it all drains away and a cool calm serenity descends over you. Eating a person's heart is optional, though it might help a bit.

The kneel of respect. 🗡️ 🛡️

Imagine Glenn running into the writers room "Guys I've got news I've got terrible news"

And they did it. They did the episode.

lol Teslas are so fucking stupid

Glenn is wrong. You don’t need an internet connection

Poor Celebrity regrets spending dumb amount of money on dumb piece of machinery. Where's my violin.

Year 2004 in college I have IASIP season one burned from limewire my girlfriend has Arrested Development burned. Saturday mornings we spent alternating shows arguing content...the following year Facebook expanded to Standford and Baylor* where we went to school and the world changed

those chords have been in stuck in my head all day

I cant stop listening to roxette

Know what car this doesn’t happen to? A first-gen Range Rover.

This has fully convinced me to never get a Tesla

Wireless technology, convenient but fundamentally less reliable. If everything relies on software, redundancy becomes incredibly difficult. Important amenities should not be less reliable for a tiny boost in convenience at a ballooning cost. But consumers love this stuff. They are happy to pay for things that break more often and yet are super expensive. It's setting us up for a society riddled with expensive broken shit. There's a VERY good reason why space rockets aren't riddled with software. Those NASA scientists know that shit's gonna break.

...for I am the Golden Prince! Begone with you! This is a finisher car!

F TESLA

Just get a Range Rover…Glenn looks like a Range Rover kinda guy for some reason🤷

There's a reason why they call it trouble...shooting

Jonathan Howerton Seagull.

lol

He also probably has the place where he chip has to be placed wrapped with some blocker. There are multiple ways to do this.

You only need Bluetooth to connect the app to a Tesla…..I think he never paired his phone to the car.

Holy shit is this how the Dennis has a mental health day episode was written?????!!!!! Cool to see the process and hear the reality of a situation become an iconic episode

“For all we know,it’s still there”

I FIGURED IT OUT. No one tell Glenn my solution to this real world sudoku. What you do is by a walkie talkie and use that to relay over to another person outside of the parking structure so that the phone has signal, i am just now realizing the problem with the fob and that's the thing, it's just a matter of figuring out how to conduct signals to that area to the vehicle. I solved it, not practically but an attempt was made.

Glenn found himself in one of those wacky Larry David situations. Nothing can be done and there is no planning. It just, happens. Become the zen. Or whatever.

I thought you drove a Range Rover?

This is a small thing, but next time a call center rep says they need to transfer you, ask for a "warm transfer". That's where they call over to the other department, and explain the sitution for you. That should minimize the need to be transferred so often.

What he described as humanity being helpful during his situation is a prelude to the future inevitably of humans vs machines

The story is better than the show they came up with. Should have been true to the actual version of events. Would have been much more engaging in the same vein as the Seinfeld episode waiting to be seated at the Chinese restaurant.

This is why you drive a vehicle with a key generations are just becoming lazier and lazier

I am never buying an EV. And that’s not some climate change denial “fuck you, got mine” gonna roll coal on my lifted F-150 statement. I’m never buying an EV (especially a Tesla) because they’re made stupidly, they break easily, they’re known to burst into flames for no reason (especially Teslas), and they have numerous extra features that I don’t need and don’t want that jack up the price and rely on software that is just going to be abandoned in 7 years anyway. And these goddamn touchscreens they insist on everything relying on are just gonna break in within a decade anyways. And that’s the thing, they (the car companies *cough **_Tesla_** cough* , the tech/software companies, their shareholders) WANT them to break soon, they WANT the old apps and features to eventually become incompatible with newer tech because that forces you to buy the new versions. Not to mention how EVs are NOT the solution to climate change, trains and other mass transit are. And now here’s a tumblr post that sums up what I was trying to say much more succinctly: “‘smart appliances’ fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring ‘it has an LCD and an app!’ that will be so fun in 7 years when everything still works except the dead screen and the abandoned software. ‘so many extra features’ so that's why it costs 3x more and has 1/5th the lifespan of the old model. ‘4 year extended warranty’ buddy where I'm from the dishwasher is a family heirloom and the washing machine helped raise us “ -@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses on tumblr Nov 18, 2023

For "thousands" of years light switches and car key's have worked just fine :P

Sir YOU chose to park your car in a garage💅🏻

Glenn is thankfully so much nicer and chiller than Dennis, which isn’t saying he’s totally chill and not a bit bonkers and completely unalike Dennis, but you know, it’s a relief. Also I don’t know why but I was hoping he’d have gone off for lunch but at the end he’s like he didn’t eat all day, that’s not great for you mental acuity in a situation like that! As someone who has Crohns and does that I know from experience not eating doesn’t help the situation in any way

The real lesson here is just don't buy a Tesla

Cool to see this after the ep, can see how they wrote it

11:04 Dennis came out

I love smart lights

Haha the betrayal at the end.

My girlfriend loves your UA-cam channel, she watches all your cooking videos

"Dennis Gets His Fob Fixed"

Call a tow truck which has wheel jacks, push the vehicle out of the garage to where yo have reception and go about your day. Easy peasy!

This turned into a writers room all of a sudden. Loved it.

If only there were a key-like device that could serve as a failsafe emergency object to sideline these logistical conundrums.

And there is war going on

Meanwhile in Africa…

So, my 07' corolla is better than a Tesla model X. NICE