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Women🤣 They can make small dick jokes and gay jokes like guys, but can’t hear guy jokes without mentally breaking.

I watched the whole show and over and over again Robin proves how self centered she is. It’s ok to say no. But not apologizing for hurting someone’s feelings only to justify her actions because of her own feelings is not ok.

If you arent looking to get married then tell them your intentions. Also marriage comes from judaism and christianity so if you're atheist no reason to get married other than tax benefits but income tax in America is barely over a 100 years old. It was all tariffs before

Damnn

We call them "homie hoppers"

Pretty the couple in the back actually got engaged in this scene

Things that would blow his mind 🤐 💀

Remember guys, barney was a backstabber not just because he got robin after, but it was also because he always sabotage Ted whenever there is a compatible wife present (like saying the doctor woman was a setup hooker)

Honestly just dump her and move on at that rate.

This whole show is about her just striking him along still think its a awsome show but Ted is beta as fuck

Her reaction was valid. They were only together for a year and it was in a public place. Of course she panicked

How else we supposed to get our droogs?

this guy is a loser

He mouthed peanut butter water if anyone was curious

I dont get a women like her at all, id be out the door immediately claims of love mean nothing

This entire show convinced me that dating is eathier you will never find love or comprimise on someone you will not care for or just hate in 3 years and call it love

How I feel with my girlfriend rn. I’m hoping change will come soon, 8 months now

moral of the story if you been dating for more than a month then she sure as hell ain’t the one for you chief

I can only find comments talking about how other comments are protecting Ted against comments against Ted but they can’t actually find against comments they can’t find. Where are the protection comments?

I'd freak out too but I'd be way nicer about it marriage is pointless ted dogged this mess to still only end up with her.

That was needlessly hurtful on her part. I felt his pain. 💔

I woukdent have responded. Id just get up. Pay, and then leave. If i drove id walk and go back for it kater. She drove id walk still. Need the time too cool off and disconnect

No man needs to be entertaining a woman that does not want them.

I get how he feels, the way she reacted was so bad and then she wasn’t to just forget about it after making it such a big deal. The stuff can hurt people and he was clearly hurt.

I can see where the insperation of "500 days of Summer" came from

Men hear a no no no no no no no no, thousand times more than any women... Equality please!!

Leave her that day

They butchered the joke. It's "what's the difference between jam and jelly?" "I cant jelly my fist into your mom's @ss"

I told my most offensive joke to a few customers because they were being annoying and said I should tell jokes, one guy laughed, he was cool, the rest of the group was super shocked.

I looked up the punchline on google and I'm more confused than amused at the joke.

to be fair if she explicitly told him she didn’t want to get married and he then proposed in public, she would have every right to be pissed

So is this some sort of psychological test that Maria Hill was supposed to pass?

Robin is so toxic

Should be jelly and jam.

You know they script it good when you have the visceral need to tell her to shut up and be more mature. Toxic ahh bish

What chapter is this?

The man should have ended with victoria, but oh noooo. We must always be one with the TOXIC. Horrible ending.

Tbh this sounds like a great way to test the waters irl. Hire a couple to pretend to get married and let them play out the 'accidental' mix up of glasses.

Dump the slat

women like robin are toxic

Her reaction to marrying barney or the idea of marrying barney was not bad, she wanted so she can have an easier time to write her name, since her last name is soo hard to write and spell. still maybe the difference is that by that point(season4) she knows barney for at least 3-4 years, while here she only knew ted for about a year

"Will you let it go" Uh...absolutely not.

Just enjoy the p man, when you're bored find the right one

Teds fcning weird you wanna marry someone after 1 year ted got issues.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? You'll never meet an apple bastard. Sorry Irish joke

Bro should have just left 😂

To me, This joke is on par with " whats the difference between chickpea and garbanso bean ?" ... ... ... I wont let a garbanso bean on my face but i would let a ........

But it's about her feeling she's not respected. That he just ignored that she had been clear

same as “what’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea”

Covert narcissist overplays the victim card to emotionally manipulate their partners behavior, then becomes dismissive when confronted by said partner for the lack of their psychological maturity.