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Greetings, spud-seekers and tater-totters! You've been blessed by Axomamma, the Incan goddess of potatoes, to stumble upon the most ridiculous faith in the produce aisle - The Potato Cult!
Self-Proclaimed Prophet of Axomamma and Guy Who Owns Way Too Many Potato Peelers. Through me, the great goddess speaks, usually after I've had too much potato vodka.
Our utterly absurd UA-cam channel is your one-stop shop for potato-based nonsense. Here's what you'll find (warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and/or intense cravings for french fries):
"Axomamma's Couch Potato Commandments" - Learn how to worship from the comfort of your own sofa
"Pomme de Terre-ible Puns" - A solid hour of the worst potato-related jokes you've ever heard
Remember, this is all clearly a joke and not to be taken seriously. But if you want to join in on the potato-based hilarity, you are welcome!
May Axomamma's totally made-up blessings rain down upon you like a shower of hash browns!
Self-Proclaimed Prophet of Axomamma and Guy Who Owns Way Too Many Potato Peelers. Through me, the great goddess speaks, usually after I've had too much potato vodka.
Our utterly absurd UA-cam channel is your one-stop shop for potato-based nonsense. Here's what you'll find (warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and/or intense cravings for french fries):
"Axomamma's Couch Potato Commandments" - Learn how to worship from the comfort of your own sofa
"Pomme de Terre-ible Puns" - A solid hour of the worst potato-related jokes you've ever heard
Remember, this is all clearly a joke and not to be taken seriously. But if you want to join in on the potato-based hilarity, you are welcome!
May Axomamma's totally made-up blessings rain down upon you like a shower of hash browns!
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Greetings, spud-seekers and tater-totters! You've been blessed by Axomamma, the Incan goddess of potatoes, to stumble upon the most ridiculous faith in the produce aisle - The Potato Cult!
I am Father Jimmy, Self-Proclaimed Prophet of Axomamma and Guy Who Owns Way Too Many Potato Peelers. Through me, the great goddess speaks, usually after I've had too much potato vodka.
Our utterly absurd UA-cam channel is your one-stop shop for potato-based nonsense. Here's what you'll find (warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and/or intense cravings for french fries):
"Axomamma's Couch Potato Commandments" - Learn how to worship from the comfort of your own sofa
"Extreme Potato Makeover" - Watch us turn everyday objects into potato-shaped monstrosities
"Spud Spouses" - Our hilariously misguided attempt to match-make using nothing but potato preferences
"Pomme de Terre-ible Puns" - A solid hour of the worst potato-related jokes you've ever heard
"The Great Potato Possession" - Watch our members pretend to be possessed by the spirit of Axomamma (spoiler: it's just interpretive dance)
Remember, this is all clearly a joke and not to be taken seriously. But if you want to join in on the potato-based hilarity, mash that subscribe button and ring the notification bell for a free imaginary bag of cosmic potato chips.
Join us for our daily potato prayer at 4:20 PM, where we mostly just say "potato" in increasingly dramatic ways.
May Axomamma's totally made-up blessings rain down upon you like a shower of hash browns!
Praise be to Axomamma, and may your life be as luxuriously lumpy as mashed potatoes!
Sponsor link: reppsports.com
Code: METAL007
Discount: 15%
It helps the channel and your savings and your health!
Greetings, spud-seekers and tater-totters! You've been blessed by Axomamma, the Incan goddess of potatoes, to stumble upon the most ridiculous faith in the produce aisle - The Potato Cult!
I am Father Jimmy, Self-Proclaimed Prophet of Axomamma and Guy Who Owns Way Too Many Potato Peelers. Through me, the great goddess speaks, usually after I've had too much potato vodka.
Our utterly absurd UA-cam channel is your one-stop shop for potato-based nonsense. Here's what you'll find (warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and/or intense cravings for french fries):
"Axomamma's Couch Potato Commandments" - Learn how to worship from the comfort of your own sofa
"Extreme Potato Makeover" - Watch us turn everyday objects into potato-shaped monstrosities
"Spud Spouses" - Our hilariously misguided attempt to match-make using nothing but potato preferences
"Pomme de Terre-ible Puns" - A solid hour of the worst potato-related jokes you've ever heard
"The Great Potato Possession" - Watch our members pretend to be possessed by the spirit of Axomamma (spoiler: it's just interpretive dance)
Remember, this is all clearly a joke and not to be taken seriously. But if you want to join in on the potato-based hilarity, mash that subscribe button and ring the notification bell for a free imaginary bag of cosmic potato chips.
Join us for our daily potato prayer at 4:20 PM, where we mostly just say "potato" in increasingly dramatic ways.
May Axomamma's totally made-up blessings rain down upon you like a shower of hash browns!
Praise be to Axomamma, and may your life be as luxuriously lumpy as mashed potatoes!
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I do be sayin some dumbass shit XD
Some of the best "out of context moments"
I have put metal in the microwave, twice. As far as im aware, nothing bad happened Me beung dumb as bricks it
😂😂😂
Goodness XD
What is that in the background
That is the map view of the dungeon we were in
I believe its roll.20 used as a map reference for all players, and dndbeyond for the character sheets and info
TOOOOO MUUUUCCCCHHHHH COFFEEEEEE!!!!
Naw, no such thing :)
ELDRITCH BLAST!!!!!
"Nobody is going to expect this... ELDRITCH BLAST!"
Is this like an online way to play dnd with people?
Yea! So this is using roll.20 for maps and such, and I believe dnd beyond for the character sheets and info.
Yea it is, there are a lot of communities out there that host their own D&D sessions, and online forums for people to find their own Dungeon Masters. This is with a few friends I know, some in real life some only online.
Better dead, than a corpse the dm can raise as undead to fuck with the party.
Oh 100% Especially since its already happened a few times, the party isn't taking any chances with zombie undead
The tonal whiplash was instant. Dood gog
he splashed sadly
Yeet
YEET!!!
Said although and not but, though....
True! However...
oh she's a blood drinker
He sounds so sad :(
Yea, sadly it wasn't received well for such a good gift
Sure glad hassan doesnt know anything about the demons
Imagine if he did... *eerie music intensifies*
👾
Oh no he's unsupervised what ever will u do?
Oh no, im sure nothing bad will happen, nope!
hit em
Oh, we did!
Wow really like that Marcus guy
Imagine him being useful, CRAZYYY!
@@MetalElse nah he'll be very useful
@@ryanchatel3675 Ha! Sure, at extorting us!
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We are so dumb, its just funny XD
Promo'SM ☹️
Im sorry i dont think i understand what you mean..?
Wow i hope nothing bad happens due to rescuing lady dubois
Would be a real shame!
1v1 me .
You would most likely beat me, im not good.
is this just a really old clip smth?
Wow love that clipclop guy hope nothing bad happens to him
O hey das me
Of course!
😩 "promosm"
You're welcome for the UA-cam content
Friends are where its at!
Lol
I feel like there is a theme here but I can't put my finger on it.
Odd isn't it?
We need more Jay Bird in the videos, he's funny
Well then Jay Bird, fly in more!
I be making this shit funny
@@MetalElse I am the team
NGL, this is great acting by JayBird.
Nice dab!😏
“The most difficult of land to spells!” 😂😂
You can just feel the love watching this xDDD
Absolutely! Best of times! XD
7:47 Yikers
Ha!
Potato cult has arisen!