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annoying moviegoers didn't help with the experience | Den of Thieves 2: Pantera (no spoilers)
*yawn* this movie is a big pile of poopy poop. i'm forgetting about it already.
Music:
jippy.bandcamp.com
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New Year, Same Toilet, Fresh 💩 | The Damned (minor spoilers)
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took a little break from vids but things should be getting back in order. i want to make a video on The Forbidden Kingdom and an animated film that came out last year, Flow. this movie kinda pp, y'all. sorry. Music: jippy.bandcamp.com #movie #moviereview #review #film #filmreview #movies #films #hmong #hmongguy #asian #asianguy #thedamned #horror #horrormovie #horrormovies #january #january2025...
My Top 10 Films of 2024 (minor spoilers)
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have yourselves a happy new year, pimps. I'm not ready for them January movies but it might make for some funny content. look forward to my new series that's definitely not a rip-off of Chris Stuckmann's HILARIOCITY reviews, tehee... Anyways...i need to finish my review of Interstellar (10 year anniversary) and Arcane. mb, pimps. i've been lazy. no excuses. Music: jippy.bandcamp.com #movie #mov...
oh yeah, another Robert Eggers dub, babyyyy!!! | Nosferatu (no spoilers)
Переглядів 38614 днів тому
guys, i swear to g0d this movie made my pp bigger. go watch it now! stop reading this and go watch it now! don't make me tickle you into submission and carry you to the theater. this thang got me kinda scared. creeped the hell out. the visual style of robert eggers' movies is something to aspire to. i gotta start taking more notes of his movies, man. Music: jippy.bandcamp.com #movie #movierevie...
i only got a semi once. IT WAS ONLY A SEMI, I SWEAR | Babygirl (no spoilers)
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this movie aight. if it dived deeper into the kink, explored the consequences, and stuck the landing - i think this movie could've been more impactful. buuuuutt it was not bad. the stylistic choices were pretty awesome. this movie weren't too bad. you folks best not be touching yourself during this movie. none of them folks in theaters working wanna see some wet seats or cucumbers left behind M...
Another fine but generic BIOPIC | A Complete Unknown (no spoilers)
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if there's one thing i learned about Bobby ol Dylooon, is that...well...idk because this movie taught me nothing about him. what a waste of time. i think we'd learn more by reading an actual biography online somewhere. buuuuuuut who likes reading? smh. Edward norton is probably my favorite parts of the movie. Music: jippy.bandcamp.com #movie #moviereview #review #film #filmreview #movies #films...
DC is [hopefully] making a comeback, baby! | Superman Teaser Trailer (thoughts)
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James Gunn ftw, baby!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooo let's get it! the movie better be fookin' good or else.... I had to reupload because youtube doesn't like bad words in the 1st 10 seconds. Music: jippy.bandcamp.com #movie #moviereview #review #film #filmreview #movies #films #hmong #hmongguy #asian #superman #supermanlegacy #jamesgunn #lookup #dc #dcuniverse #dcu #supermanfilm #supermanmovie #...
daniel craig is probably bi and that's cool | Queer (no spoilers)
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something about this movie really is mesmerizing. I can't put a pin on it. i forgot to mention the music/score. it's fantastic. this movie really is something special. i just wish the movie stuck the landing and made some kinda sense by the end. Music: jippy.bandcamp.com #movie #moviereview #review #film #filmreview #movies #films #hmong #hmongguy #asian #queer #gay #queermovie #danielcraig #lu...
I'm Kraven for Sony to sell Spiderman back to Marvel | Kraven the Hunter (minor spoilers)
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I'm Kraven for Sony to sell Spiderman back to Marvel | Kraven the Hunter (minor spoilers)
ahh, yes, more fearmongering about Trump | The Order (minor spoilers)
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ahh, yes, more fearmongering about Trump | The Order (minor spoilers)
a student short film with a big budget | Y2K (no spoilers)
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a student short film with a big budget | Y2K (no spoilers)
another waste of potential | Gladiator II (no spoilers)
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another waste of potential | Gladiator II (no spoilers)
guys, it's actually good | Wicked (no spoilers)
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guys, it's actually good | Wicked (no spoilers)
I love this movie | A Real Pain (no spoilers)
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I love this movie | A Real Pain (no spoilers)
it'll do better on streaming | Red One (no spoilers)
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it'll do better on streaming | Red One (no spoilers)
I...need to find myself a Russian babe now | Anora (no spoilers)
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I...need to find myself a Russian babe now | Anora (no spoilers)
maybe it's time to convert, my fellow seamen | Heretic (no spoilers)
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maybe it's time to convert, my fellow seamen | Heretic (no spoilers)
this movie deserves better, guys... c'mon | Here (no spoilers)
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this movie deserves better, guys... c'mon | Here (no spoilers)
an actually good religious movie | Conclave (no spoilers)
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an actually good religious movie | Conclave (no spoilers)
whatever, this movie fkin' sucks | Venom: The Last Dance (minor spoilers)
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whatever, this movie fkin' sucks | Venom: The Last Dance (minor spoilers)
okay, this movie actually creeped me out | Smile 2 (no spoilers)
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okay, this movie actually creeped me out | Smile 2 (no spoilers)
a PERFECT movie | His Three Daughters (no spoilers)
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a PERFECT movie | His Three Daughters (no spoilers)
the real trump? maybe... | The Apprentice (no spoilers)
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the real trump? maybe... | The Apprentice (no spoilers)
how to RUIN a character | Joker: Folie à Deux (no spoilers)
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how to RUIN a character | Joker: Folie à Deux (no spoilers)
either i'm stupid or this movie is more stupid | Megalopolis (no spoilers)
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either i'm stupid or this movie is more stupid | Megalopolis (no spoilers)
the BEST animated film of 2024 | The Wild Robot (no spoilers)
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the BEST animated film of 2024 | The Wild Robot (no spoilers)
y'all got mad at my man, jeremy, so here i am standing in solidarity | Am I Racist? (no spoilers)
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y'all got mad at my man, jeremy, so here i am standing in solidarity | Am I Racist? (no spoilers)
you talkin' to me? I'm limpin' here! | The Penguin Ep.1 (no spoilers)
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you talkin' to me? I'm limpin' here! | The Penguin Ep.1 (no spoilers)
i had to cover my eyes for some parts | The Substance (no spoilers)
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i had to cover my eyes for some parts | The Substance (no spoilers)
frustrating. creepy. just let go of this cabin in the woods | Never Let Go (no spoilers)
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frustrating. creepy. just let go of this cabin in the woods | Never Let Go (no spoilers)

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  • @tmmartinesq.6216
    @tmmartinesq.6216 2 дні тому

    Sound great. Music pretty good. High production value. But, stilted dialogue and way underdeveloped characters bust it down to a 7.😮 P.S. Erotism was empty. Chemistry wasn't there.

  • @brianbeans2190
    @brianbeans2190 10 днів тому

    It made no sense. Them speaking in shakespearian dialogue also had me like what the hell is this I'm watching? I hope this was $120 million of his own money he used to make this. Otherwise, it would be criminal for any studio to have forked over a dime to make this. It's like could he make a worse movie? Are you trying your best for making the worst flop? Like what is this? Directors revenge? Get even with the studio for all the movies they didn't let you make, by taking their money, make the worst flop in history, bankrupting them, then watching as the bank auctions off the entire lot? I mean, I know the plan is for the revenge to be served cold, but damn. Because how the hell else can you explain this movie so that anything in it makes sense?

  • @estherblount6475
    @estherblount6475 12 днів тому

    Agree with your review very good

  • @myerska1
    @myerska1 13 днів тому

    I felt the same.

    • @tmmartinesq.6216
      @tmmartinesq.6216 2 дні тому

      Never felt like Romy was ever in any real danger of losing it all.

  • @Mentalhealthfit
    @Mentalhealthfit 14 днів тому

    Her moaning sounded like a wild boar being killed 😂😂

  • @99HockeyDad99
    @99HockeyDad99 15 днів тому

    Harry met Sally fake orgasm scene over and over and over - yawn

  • @99HockeyDad99
    @99HockeyDad99 15 днів тому

    Actors going thru the motions - awkward - script was terrible

  • @99HockeyDad99
    @99HockeyDad99 15 днів тому

    Zero character development - correct

  • @noezen2416
    @noezen2416 16 днів тому

    I agree. I felt like Bob was a really interesting person but the story wasn’t being told in an interesting way. They wait till the end to have the conflict of the movie but don’t spend a lot of time building the stakes to that point

  • @mflewis1
    @mflewis1 16 днів тому

    Wait, you walked out of the movie "having learned nothing about Bob"? Hope you at least enjoyed your nap.

  • @craftlover9702
    @craftlover9702 17 днів тому

    If you were born in the 60's you would get it! Part of Bob's magic has always been NOT revealing who he is....

  • @paulairwin4508
    @paulairwin4508 22 дні тому

    I love the updated John Williams theme.

  • @Bigmantubs64
    @Bigmantubs64 24 дні тому

    I creamed myself watching this

  • @jozevyoungblood7163
    @jozevyoungblood7163 24 дні тому

    Finally someone not being a douche about it

  • @davidmorel4741
    @davidmorel4741 24 дні тому

    He is an actor. A good actor. His job doesn't make him gay or whatever.

  • @Captain_Xaiv
    @Captain_Xaiv 25 днів тому

    There's something mesmerizing about this movie. It has issues but it definitely left an impression on me that makes me want to re-watch certain scenes. Idk. There are a lot of interesting visuals and unexplained scenes that leaves me wanting more. Not a bad movie by any means.

  • @IcyNxB
    @IcyNxB 27 днів тому

    Venom movies aren't even bad dude

  • @nathanielsanders1310
    @nathanielsanders1310 27 днів тому

    Venom actuallyis not that bad dude calm your immature mind 😂

  • @officialMrZeroX710
    @officialMrZeroX710 27 днів тому

    Venom is good but the other Sony movies suck they should stick to making over expensive paper weights

  • @bcenney
    @bcenney Місяць тому

    Reagan was president when these events went down in 83 and 84. I remember being stationed at Ft Lewis Washington State and watching the news on TV about it. The movie took many liberties with the truth. For instance, there were around a hundred FBI agents that Mathew’s battled for almost two days at the end, until the Army helicopter dropped flares to burn him out.

  • @Captain_Xaiv
    @Captain_Xaiv Місяць тому

    it is unfortunate 😤

  • @davidswift7776
    @davidswift7776 Місяць тому

    Good review and reinforces my attending despite his endless F bombs. Not quite sure they were necessary ? I suppose his response will be “F you”

  • @Pablosaurus-zf2yt
    @Pablosaurus-zf2yt Місяць тому

    The movie isn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. Was surprised to see Grylla as the main villain, as Krampus always seems to be the go to for this kind of story. JK Simmons was easily the best part of the whole movie though.

  • @DKLGalactus5
    @DKLGalactus5 Місяць тому

    They say the removed a Palestinian female actor, from the movie. All her parts were taken ou, so now I won't go see it

  • @Captain_Xaiv
    @Captain_Xaiv Місяць тому

    SPOILERS: Hear me out, Denzel's character should've been portrayed by someone else who wouldn't steal the light from Paul Mescal and then have the film focus entirely on the revenge plot line. Develop Lucius as a great fighter, leader, but angry son who seeks to punish Pedro and his mother. Denzel should've been like Varus or Littlefinger (GOT), on the sidelines plotting his insurrection - instead, he's made into a prominent figure that takes up time from developing Lucius. By focusing on the revenge plotline, Lucius's beliefs are slowly broken down but he's too angry to listen to reason. So...as he makes his way to Pedro Pascal, before killing him, he learns/embraces the truth and spares him - only for Denzel to push the Twins into killing Pedro. BLACKOUT. Simplifying the movie into a revenge film would've developed Paul Mescal's, Lucius, and made a more believable arc with his character by the end of this film. The 3rd installment would be him embracing his father's dream, taking back Rome, and living onward to remember his father, mother, and, most importantly, his wife.

  • @Dizdik
    @Dizdik Місяць тому

    Fake review that is clearly bought and paid for!

    • @Squoowp
      @Squoowp Місяць тому

      What? 😂

    • @Captain_Xaiv
      @Captain_Xaiv Місяць тому

      I need that dough, y'know wut I'm sayin'? 😅

    • @User-sb6er
      @User-sb6er Місяць тому

      trump supporter that still lives in his moms basement 😂😂😂

    • @Dizdik
      @Dizdik Місяць тому

      @@User-sb6er why do you idiots always make everything about American politics? Also if I remember correctly…. Trump supporters aren’t the ones that live in their parents basements…. That’s the democrat weirdos! Trump supporters are the blue collar guys…. You dolt! Keep failing! I know you’re use to it!

    • @Dizdik
      @Dizdik Місяць тому

      @@Captain_Xaiv yeah… lol

  • @gottengorgon
    @gottengorgon Місяць тому

    I'm intensely disappointed that me accidentally clicking on this video gave it 1 extra view to add to the already miserable amount. I also couldn't get passed the first 10 seconds, please do not quit your day job, you will be needing it!

  • @FatherMyles
    @FatherMyles 2 місяці тому

    Just watched it..holy fuck stuff never scares me but this was on a whole different level

  • @scottrayburn1264
    @scottrayburn1264 2 місяці тому

    Fake Woke trash heap. 😂

  • @queenofnevers6990
    @queenofnevers6990 2 місяці тому

    The message is ridiculous. Good luck pacifying bully with power of love. Gutless.

  • @ALV694
    @ALV694 2 місяці тому

    Roy Cohn is doctor that made the Frankenstein that is trump

  • @GrimRomanXIII
    @GrimRomanXIII 2 місяці тому

    Don’t quit your day job bro

    • @Vulrai
      @Vulrai 2 місяці тому

      Fuck that, quit your day job, get another one, get promoted, fire some people, and quit that job

  • @SoberOKMoments
    @SoberOKMoments 2 місяці тому

    Trump has always been a mover and a shaker at the top of the tree, but a good businessman he has never been. He failed at owning a casino for Heaven's sake. A casino! Guilty of tax evasion in the court. Just a big time grifter through and through. Great movie, though. Thanks for a positive review!

  • @xWiN_yt
    @xWiN_yt 2 місяці тому

    awesome review man!

  • @JoePlett
    @JoePlett 3 місяці тому

    I thought there WAS a through-theme. Trump's ...appetites... his appetite for success (which Cohn helped him achieve). His appetite for success and status.... to show his dad he WAS a "killer" - and even a BETTER one than his dad. Along with his other appetites.... for deal-making and playing the game like a gambler who can't step away fromthe table.... his appetite to be envied, for 'pep-pills' and cheese balls 😏 They all seemed to point at a personality for whom 'moderation' was a dirty word. The common thread - at least in the movie Trump's life was "More". While I won't mistake it for a documentary, it was a very interesting character study. The two leads were phenomenal. I think even Trump FANS would be surprised at how much they would like this movie (with a couple of major exceptions that would make them go ballistic! If you saw the film, you can already guess what I'm talking about. I'm glad I saw it. I hope others will too.

  • @sebtaylor7718
    @sebtaylor7718 3 місяці тому

    here for your future yt journey brother 🤙🏼

  • @penguinlust7
    @penguinlust7 3 місяці тому

    Can't wait to see it!!

  • @Miramepictures
    @Miramepictures 3 місяці тому

    how to make revenue from Audio Drama?

  • @mffables
    @mffables 3 місяці тому

    Well, it's not the movie. that is stupid.

  • @FineLineMotionPictures
    @FineLineMotionPictures 3 місяці тому

    You are definitely just stupid. And it won't take a couple of months. Here I am. It's different. It's offbeat. It's most definitely unconventional in its presentation and delivery. It possesses supreme visuals. Some call it a mess and say it's unbalanced. It is, in fact, a beautiful mess and is perfectly unbalanced. It's a Francis Ford Coppola masterpiece.

  • @Joe-mo9jr
    @Joe-mo9jr 3 місяці тому

    And i thought that this would be a huge flop

  • @spencerevans8719
    @spencerevans8719 3 місяці тому

    Giving a protagonist a super power that he never uses in any plot-relevant way is possibly the worst misstep in film history.

    • @FineLineMotionPictures
      @FineLineMotionPictures 3 місяці тому

      It isn't a super power whatsoever in this film. It is an awareness. Go watch Marvel for that bullsh*t. This is something different and obviously way over your head.

    • @spencerevans8719
      @spencerevans8719 3 місяці тому

      @@FineLineMotionPictures Awareness of what? Please explain how this is so complicated.

  • @wadewheelingtonii7690
    @wadewheelingtonii7690 3 місяці тому

    If you hit me, I'll give you one thing that was put right in your face.

  • @wadewheelingtonii7690
    @wadewheelingtonii7690 3 місяці тому

    Sorry you didn't get what it was revealing to you. Go back and watch it again.

  • @pulsearc6928
    @pulsearc6928 3 місяці тому

    I’m loving the content! I’ll be seeing wild robot today and you’ve got me hyped up haha

  • @birdhead9943
    @birdhead9943 3 місяці тому

    a fellow Samuel fan I see

  • @dcluvspie5777
    @dcluvspie5777 3 місяці тому

    People are mad because Matt Walsh's question is Rhetorical he is Racist according to every metric we have for that type of thing and if you go on to agree with the conclusion the film lays out you may want to reevaluate whether or not you are as well being a minority doesn't prevent that.

    • @changingflavors2839
      @changingflavors2839 3 місяці тому

      The very definition of racism has changed because it didn't fit with an agenda. The words been used up so bad it's unrecognizable. Now it seems only racist call people racist.

  • @SecretScholars
    @SecretScholars 3 місяці тому

    Good work! Keep sharing your perspective no matter what

  • @jessicam6881
    @jessicam6881 3 місяці тому

    Main stream media is far left. The "facr" checkers on social media are far left. The platforms themselves are far left (that includes youtube). Since far left ideology is forced upon us I say even if something is considered far right watch or listen to it anyway. You know what they say, there's two sides to everything & the truth is usually somewhere in the middle, but you gotta get both sides to figure out where that middle is.

  • @CheeseLordAlmightytheOneGod
    @CheeseLordAlmightytheOneGod 3 місяці тому

    Its a daily wire movie its always gonna be far right