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Ed can I help you poo poo? I just want to see your face when you push. A priceless expression.

Ed can I help you poo? Please.

Ed when you are shitting contact me

Ed I want to be your daddy. I’ll teach how to go potty

Ed I want to be your father

😮 Smart Arse 😮😮

Ed will you adopt me as your son? I’ll make you proud.

Daddy! Ed you’re my father!

Dad I love you 😍

Ed adopt me. I’ll be your son. You’ll be my dad. I’ll move into your house. You’ll take me to work. You can make my lunch. We’ll talk about philosophy over a cigar. I’ll be your eldest son. I’ll make you proud.

You’re my daddy Ed. I want to make you proud. I love you dad.

Be my father Ed. I beg you. I’ll be your son. Ill make you proud. Take me to do the movies. Buy popcorn 🍿. Tickle me. People will ask me who’s your dad. I’ll say Edwin sammon. Daddy I love you.

Be my dad Ed. I beg you. I’ll make you proud 🥲

Ed please be my dad.

Ed I want you to become my dad. Tuck me into bed, cuddle me, tell me a bed time story. Please Ed. I’ll be your oldest.

Dad I love you

Your eldest me turns 44 in ten days will you be at my birthday dad

You are officially my dad.

Ed will you be my father? Read me bed time stories. Tuck me into bed and cuddle me. I beg you. Let me live with and your wife my mother. Please Ed I beg you dad

Ed get into accounting the comedy ain’t working for you. Nobody is really funny except bill hicks and Eddie murphy. I can help you transition. Btw would you have a sex change and be a female accountant with a beard

Ed unblock me on twitter and fb

Ed I want you to become a warrior. Defend me. I’ll pay you. When I decide to go outside you’re protecting me. You’re my warrior. Give up the comedy and become my warrior. Weekends off.

Wer bitteschön denkt sich so einen Scheiß aus🤨

I will train you. Give you my wisdom in exchange for cash. The wisdom is 2000 hours. Each hour I charge 27 euro. 2000*27=54000 euro

Ed can I take you under my wing.

Ed please unblock me on twitter and Instagram I juste want to follow you. I’m your father. Son come on. Do it for your father

Ed please unblock me on all your socials! Please Edwin! I’m your father. You’re my son.

What did you block me on fb your father. Son unblock me. I need to be in contact with you

Hey 👋

Hey dude is the comment section working

As you as my son I will get you to attend the best school where you’ll be educated to the best. I want the best for you my son. I want you to love me as your father. I’ll put you on my shoulders and buy you an ice pop. I’ll feed you clothe you. You’ll be my hero. I’ll be very proud of you.

Ed the podcast is just a rant. And unfortunately it’s not very funny. I can take you in and train you. By the time your finished with me youll have hundreds of views. It’ll be a little funnier. But as it is today it just doesn’t cut the mustard. It could send you to sleep. Don’t take it personally I want you to be a comedic star. If you want to cry cry on my shoulder. I can make you a star. I’ll train you. You’ll have to work out too and do maths.

I’m so proud of you my son. 🥲

You’re my boy.

Will you become my son. I’ll raise you to become a conquerer. You’ll invade countries and I’ll be so proud. You’ll come back to me and tell me of all the regions you annexed. I’ll cry with pride. I’ll rejoice at you been my son and a very successful son.

You’re my favourite son.

Can I adopt you and raise you as my eldest son. I will cherish you. Please. I’ll pay you

Ed have you thought about reception work instead of the comedy. I think you’d make a great receptionist. You could go in in drag. You’ve been at comedy a while now. Is it bearing fruit? I don’t think so. A fiver a gig in a dingy pub. Do you want to keep at that? Think receptionist it’s designed for you. A receptionist at a vetinarian. I’ll guide you. My wisdom will give you wisdom. I’ll raise you as my own. Ed you’re my son. I want the best for you.

I listen to your podcast to make me sleep. But I can’t sleep because I’m laughing so much. It’s fucking class. Can I employ you to work for me. You do these amazing podcast and I pay you. I’ll promote you internationally. You’ll get 1000000 hits. Btw will you please unblock me on twitter. If you do I’ll recommend your podcast to everyone I meet

Unblock me on twitter lad.

Edwin I’ll be honest with you your podcasts are incredible. Hilarious. You should be known internationally. Joe rogan should take a leaf out of your book. Ed will you do me a big favour unblock me on twitter. I want to be close to you.

Edwin will you tutor me. I want to be as funny as you. I’ll pay you 2 cents every 10 hours of tutoring. Btw unblock me from twitter let’s be buddies

Ed I’ll be serious. You’re podcasts are amazing. They’re so funny and interesting. I can’t stop listening to them. I will help you become a podcast star. I’ll tutor you. Pay me nothing.

I want to be your hero. Please let me be your hero. I’ll make you proud 🥲. We can gallop together.

Edwin did you ever think of getting into dentistry

You blocked me on twitter. I’m your biggest fan. I love your comedy. It’s so funny. You’re amazing. Tutor me please. Unblock me please. I want to be in your life.

I want you to take me under your wing and tutor me. I want to learn your art form. You are a comedic genius. Let’s get together for a tea in a royal garden. (A turd floats)

Edwin Sammons beard is the combination of shit brown and old man white.