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Tim Allen sharing his wisdom - HILARIOUS
The funniest scenes in home improvement when Tim goes for advice from Wilson and returns home to share the wisdom.
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Tim Allen - Funniest scene ever - Must Watch!!!
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This the best scene from home improvement, it's only one question really but it's absolutely hilarious! Enjoy!
Here's Tim and Jill's marriage in a nutshell: Jill criticizes, humiliates, belittles and judges Tim on daily basis and blames him for everything and what is the result? Tim apologizes to Jill! Why? Because no matter what, Jill always has to be right! She is never allowed to be wrong. Tim always seeks out other women to find security and balance in his life because his own wife is unable to give it to him. Tim is not trying to practice polygamy, but is looking for an escape from the hell that his life with Jill has become. Tim Taylor is unfortunately one of those battered husbands who are pretending to be "happy" in their marriage because they are so afraid of their wives that they don't dare to say or do anything against them. This show has manipulated the audience to believe that wives domestic abuse to their husbands is acceptable. Jill dropping croquet balls on Tim's head (which resulted in him getting a concussion), throwing things at him in the fits of tantrums and constantly criticizing him for every little thing are forms of physical and emotional abuse. Jill Taylor is the most violent sitcom wife and the worst female sitcom character ever. The WORST, to be exact.
I love how Tim always butchered the actual sayings, yet still somehow made perfect sense of it
Iam really really sure really hoping with you jill talor that you to ladies will wear the dog collers with the dog chain hooked to both dog collers with you to ladies
That will be lik incurabley.icsiting to see you patrica damond plated leather dog coller up to a steel chain with it hooked to hideys dog coller with hidey her self
Will this figth happen with the to of you to ladies
Will jill talor wear a damond plated leather dog coller with a dog chain hooked to both dog collers with hidey her self
Eye really really wanna hop with jill and hidey that they will put both dog collers on and dog chain up to both dog collers with each other
Very funny. Just a suggestion, this compilation might be even better with the Wilson advice first, then showing Tim's version of it later, and a longer reaction of those he told it to looking dumbfounded. :p
Now do a compilation of what Wilson actually said
Like the young Chinese boy who smelled his own yogurt
We all seriously need a next door neighbor in this world like Wilson
Exactly like listening to Trudeau Freeland biden and Pelosi lol
One of my favorites is where Tim and Jill are discussing life insurance. Wilson observes that the letters in "TIM TAYLOR" can be rearranged to spell "MORTALITY", where "JILL TAYLOR" can be "JOLLY TRAIL". Jill has no idea that Wilson said this. Tim and Jill argue, then Tim blurts out: "Easy for you to say! You're Jolly Trail!"
Although Tim could never quote what Wilson told him… he at least got the main idea of the message.
When Tim woke Wilson, it reminded me of a good memory. It's 9 at night, i called a friend and he picked up, i asked if he's awake abd responded with "No..." told him goodnight
Love Tim
Sunoco LMAO
Lmao this just beats comedy or what you call comedy today 😂
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When will we find this out with Jill and hidey
I love it when Tim inevitably screws up Wilson’s advice
It must have been so hard to keep a straight face all the time working with Tim. They got the job done but how much longer of a day they had because of all the takes they must have had to do from Tim making them laugh so much on a regular basis! What a great set that must have been to work on!!!
"As one computer said, if you’re on the train and they say Portal Bridge, you know you better make other plans,” the fake dementia ridden pedo.of.the.united,states boe jiden
I can't figure out how the actors and producers can keep a straight face when he messes up what Wilson says. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I'm Russian. I don't like it when the physic antelope act like buttheads to me
That’s my favorite one lol
classic timmy
I think it’s best to give Tim’s interpretation first, then a pause so viewed can try to guess what he meant, then Wilson, then a drink.
This was from Seasons 3 & 4.
At least Tim's wisdom is better than Trump's.
And go screw yourself
We all know he's just trying to repeat what he heard from his neighbor Wilson. Which gives him something in common with Trump. Thats what Trump is going when he says something awkward. He is actually listening to experts, but explaining what they said in a very awkward way. Which leaves him WAY open to be misinterpreted.
This Ancient Chinese ice cream salesman "Young Zu" 🤣 🤣
I liked how that ball just rolled by at 2:09 :) I guess someone off camera rolled it onscreen.
Eye wanna now witch one of them will be a chain pet dogy with the other one eye hop we will find out soon
Iam really wanting this figth to happen with Jill and hidey really I do want this figth
Iam just waiting four Jill to strap on that hot leather dog coller around her neck with the chain hooked up to hideys leather dog coller
This stuff is gold! 😂
No! It's Rome wasn't built in a day, Tim!
This is like listening to a certain Admin.
"Christmas is not about being with people you like, its about being with Family." lol
"Naked ape chain smoking salmon." That killed me LMAO!!!
One of the best running jokes of any sitcom by far.
@ryo28mn gets me every time!
Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with Tim
I used to think this was funny but he's an idiot
the most underrated show in TV history
Nov 7, 2021 - The family-friendly comic actor you know and love spent two years and four months in a federal prison for drug trafficking. Of course, that deal ...
CHRIST is the only way to heaven.mmmmmm
I hope you're kidding.
@@jamesbentonticer4706 He is not kidding. Jesus Himself said it. "No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6
A great philosopher once said If your feet are short, and you don't raise your prices , your Destin for yard sales !! Lmao this was agreat ahow.
Hahaha my favorite one is where he says I can't give birth
Liberal trigger warning
The best quote from Tim without Wilson: “Christmas is not about being with the people you like! It’s about family!”
That one always gets me
Kind of hard to get the humor in all of these without the preceding Wilson speeches but I still agree with what others have said. These were the funniest part of the show.
Brad at the end "what" looks like a real blooper they just kept in lol..
Life isn't really worth living if you have to pay for electricity while your in Rome.