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“Joe Rogan” Jesus muscle development, Creatine with His wine. 💪🏼 🍷

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.

What. The. Actual.

What would Jesus taekwonDO?

Sequel needs to have either Bolo Yeung or Yayan Ruhian as Judas.

lmao yes, YES

SO A WHITE APPRENTICE , WORKING FOR A BUILT ITALIAN JESUS, WHO KNOWS MIXED MARTIAL ARTS? HMMMMM.. WHO THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA OH AND NOT ONE MIDDLE EASTERN PERSON IN THE WHOLE MOVIE

The book is better

We need the 80s voice over to this epic movie

These edomites crazy

The 13th apostle, Conor.

Panno 1:00 hj

Panno

Panno

Another white Jesus. How original. How inaccurate.

Blasphemy!

Highly doubt that Jesus would condone beating the crap out of people......

Why does everyone in the comments think this is a movie about Jesus? It's a 2 minute clip. If that already confuses you all .. sheesh :/ Jesus is the dude with the brown hair and light beard. The fighter is not Jesus. How hard is it to pay attention? 🤦‍♂️

Get a grip ... The storyline is about Jesus mortal dad ... John

Welcome to the MBA (Mixed Bible Arts)

This looks like a parody 😂

Pitch meeting: It's about the Bible. But there's a white dude with big muscles and he fights for a living. And he meets Jesus. And he's ripped. And he kicks ass. And also there's Jesus in there. Somewhere. Producer: So it's like...Bible fanfiction? Pitch guy: Yes. Producer: Let's do this.

This story was left out of the bible, when Jesus trained the ginger haired Caananite to use his martial arts skills to serve a higher purpose and kick ass along the way.

So... The Bible finally has a Bruce Lee.

Not a Christian, but this looks fun. The lead actor seems a little wooden, though.

The Bible most ppl come to know today is already fictitious AF so why not make your interpretations

Jesus put all the.money on the pale fighter. He's my Apprentice. Judith, so hypothetically if a bunch of people tried to grab you up stick you on a cross we got to go through the guy first? Okay!

Yeah talk about more white wash.

Rocky meets Jesus. Everybody, especially the audience, loses. What absurd crap.

Blood sports with Jesus. The Orange Ones influence...again

Trump Followers are gonna love this: a White man beating on brown people, while adding vague Biblical references. This is the Bible they really want.

White washing the Middle East... They can't help themselves. 🤣

You think Jesus attacked the money changers without training? Now you know how he did it...

We are taking MAJOR creative liberties with the gospel here kids okay??? IJS

Jesus christ! , Jesus christ is Ripped.

This is exactly how it happened. You guys just never read the Bible: inside the ring .

The only issue I have with this is that they didn't use ancient pygmachia or pankration.

Wtf is this shit.

Pitch meeting everyone, think Mortal Combat with eternal life

I am the whey.

Who green lit this?😂

I don't understand are they trying to make this fictional prize fighter Jesus or is Jesus someone he meets later on? If the first is true then this entire movie is an abomination.

This is gross. 🤮

Is this for real?

Producers Pitch: " Think Bloodsport"......" But with Jesus"🤔

What in the alternate timeline is this 😂😂😂

I thought that the film looked like the Biblical story of Joseph, Jesus' father, but it somehow made a fictional parody out of the New Testament with some action & drama. Did I just see boxing & parkour?

Can't say Jesus?

His Jesus from Nazareth and he has come to spread the love by his hands.

Awful lot of fat people around back then when food was not as readily available as it is today and people didn't consume huge amounts of processed, sugary, empty calories. And everyone is super white somehow, despite the location. Hmmm...