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Carmen Vallone
Приєднався 28 кві 2008
Comedy, Comedy, Comedy!!!
Відео
Grandparents Having S3x Next to Me?
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Here is a joke from a longer show that I did called "Doin' it for the Gram". The idea of the show was to tell jokes that we strictly wanted to do just to post content online. Here is one of the stories.
Comedian Host Corporate Event - Vlog
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This was filmed a year ago and I just now got a chance to edit it. I sort of lost interest in editing it, but I just wanted to put it up for my own memories.
CHEMTRAILS up CLOSE
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I know there are a lot of people who like to study chemtrails. I've never seen one up close while in an airplane before. just put this on UA-cam for anybody that might want to study it. This was after final descent landing in Orlando MCU. This was about 27 minutes before touchdown November 6th, 2023.
Spanish wasn't cuttin' it for me. #duolingo #Comedy #dumb #whales
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Spanish wasn't cuttin' it for me. #duolingo #Comedy #dumb #whales
Comedian jokes about his first time in a Florida hurricane
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Comedian jokes about his first time in a Florida hurricane
comedian jokes about people from the Bronx.
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comedian jokes about people from the Bronx.
Comedy does crowd work and jokes about the show becoming church.
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Comedy does crowd work and jokes about the show becoming church.
Comedian DESTROYS redneck HECKLERS for 7 minutes straight!
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Comedian DESTROYS redneck HECKLERS for 7 minutes straight!
Live Stand Up Comedy in 360 VR - Carmen Vallone
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Live Stand Up Comedy in 360 VR - Carmen Vallone
Top 10 MUST SEES at the Rochester Museum of Play
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Top 10 MUST SEES at the Rochester Museum of Play
Extreme Close up of a Florida Brown Anole 🦎 (Lizard)
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Extreme Close up of a Florida Brown Anole 🦎 (Lizard)
COMEDIANS PERFORM IN THEIR UNDERWEAR
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COMEDIANS PERFORM IN THEIR UNDERWEAR
Stand-Up Comedy Vlog from West Palm IMPROV
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Stand-Up Comedy Vlog from West Palm IMPROV
Love it. I know someone like that 😂😂😂😂
@@QLioness6262 what a nice comment! Thank you! They're all over Florida!
yay
Hi there, this is great! Did livestreaming into VR work with the Fusion camera also?
@@henrypalmer5122 Hi there! Well I had it pre recorded and then stitched it on the computer. It was never live streamed. I don't know if I can live stream it or not... 🤔 I'd have to look into that.
cannt forget bout Dre!!, LOL
@@josuepescador8493 naaaah
Him saying 'film' instead of 'tape' at the end proves again that he's old lol. He got more than one option 😂😂 I started busting up laughing during the impression.
Hahahahha thank you 😊
Damn dude, you aged like 15 years when you took the hat off. No offense of course 😂
@@dwoodard5717 hahahah thank you! I have another joke somewhere and I'm not remembering if I posted it or not yet about when I take it off and put it back on about how I look so different. I just filmed a dry bar special in March and I know I did it on there so it'll be out next year!
10/10 I enjoyed this
@@paker598 thank you! That means a lot!
Lolol 😂
Love this! 😂😂😂
@@elkcomedy Thanks man!
Dude, I just saw you at the Loonee's comedy club last week!! You were our favourite in the line-up for sure! Hubby and I had a great time!!
@@justkenzie Oh awesome! Those were great shows! Thanks for being there and saying hello! Weird video to comment on 😂
@@CarmenVallone 🤣 Well, I'm weird. And I'm fine with it.
@@justkenzie I love it!
If this dude is a trans-man, I think the world is better off of one less lonely white girl.
Very good 😂
@@kanesalthousekane-2171 thank you!
Love the zoom in and narration!
@@OGTomatoGuy oh thanks man!
CARM! Hello...
@@followthebradleysfun hello!
😂 that’s hilarious!
Jewish tradition, coming to grave to place stones to keep grave marker in place
@@toddkalbfeld interesting!
😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whenever he had an idea he looked up
This is funny man! You’ll make it
Thank you! At the time of commenting this I just flew into Austin, Texas to try to get on kill Tony. Hopefully this comment is a good omen!
@@CarmenVallone I wish you the best of luck on that. You’ve got something special!
@@gurg6950 thank you so much! Means a lot! I also filmed a Dry Bar special a few months ago so that should be coming out soon! Hope to see you on here again soon!
Hah hah hah hah hah
Touche
This is sad comedy
Wasn't sure where it was going... glad I stayed! Perfect setup... perfect delivery!
Yo my guy how ya been
Good man! How about you?!
Living in Buffalo.. divorced 3 kids and never been happier lol 😂
@@DerrickRandolph hahahah right on man! Always good to hear. Yeah, I'm still in Orlando, have a two year old, getting married in October!
my birthday is the 8th if december
Oh, so you know!
@@CarmenVallone of course! the funny part is my birthday was supposed to be 29th december which would have been alot worse lol
@@aieshaplays I feel your pain!
Lmao 🤣 omg
😂😂😂
It's good for the price
Yeah, I actually don't mind it there at all. I eat there often
Lol yea it’s over rated food….the smoothies are delicious
Actually haven't tried a smoothie from there before. I will though!!
Whoa!!!! 😳
Yeah I don't get it! Blew my mind!!
:o!!!!!😮
Right?!
Gatta definitely try this!
Waahhhtt!!
I deleted my nudes and my phone definitely seemed like he had a weight off. Understandable...
That’s crazy 😮!!!
That’s crazy 🤯
Wild, right?!
Fu
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Recycle bin
Empty that too?
The data being deleted would only weigh 0.00000000000000000000000000001grams as it’s just electrons
So if the electrons disappear when a picture is deleted, does that mean they are attracted when the picture is taken?
😂 @@CarmenVallone
By that logic I’m stronger then Superman 😂
It's true that stuff saved on a digital device produce weight, but it is so minimal that it wouldn't even be measured.
Lies! Why? Because Recycle Bin ALSO no comment
You think if I delete those it'll lose even more weight?
@@CarmenVallone it should gain weight because more space👀
Fake electric magnetic pull interferes with the scales board, digital space does not hold mass when filled it's only weighs as much as the sd weighs when it exits the factory
Actually the weight DOES change. But its on a scale that is fuckin ridiculously insignificant
So what's going on here do you think?
@@Polyhedron20 yes. But you're getting confused with electro magnetic polarity affecting the scale & the fact that digital storage works by storing electrons but heres where the problem comes in a 400 gigabytes weigh approximately 1.15 MICROgrams, there are 1 Million micrograms. So technically YES it weighs a very small amount but. He only removed about maybe 1 gigabyte of photos & the scale jumped down 100 grams for a split second, then went back up, this is bc Electronics rely on very small magnets for data transfer and a gram scale also relies on magnets to work. The deletion of data fires of the electro magnetics, resulting in magnetic polarity causing the scale to misfire. If he were to pick up his phone then place it back down after reseting the scale it would go back to its original weight because in reality it only lost 0.0028 micrograms.
Data has actual mass not that much tho but yes data has mass
information has mass, but data does not. A phone with files on it and a phone with all blank data on it still has the same amount of 'information' but that information is just all 0's.
Lol it's fake
Magnets. Alters the scale when memory is changed, and that looks like an old phone so this makes sense
So it's the magnets in there?
In more modern solid state drives, the data is stored magnetically. Typically memory overwrites and data changes wouldn’t affect much, but close proximity between devices can affect one another, provided they are powerful enough.
@@richardcreasman6019the fuck are you talking about. Solid state drives store data in transistors. You’re thinking of old platter hard drives.
That is not magnetic memory, but if you ever want to feel useless and dumb at the same time look up how old magnetic memory/ram worked, it’s mind blowing but also so old there is no sense in learning it fully
Has anyone heard of Cunningham's Law?
😮 I did that but all the pictures and my phone floated away 😂
Oh nooooo! I hope they weren't sentimental pictures.
Its not possible, I dont know how you did this...but im entertained so ill give it a like.
coin on a piece of ducttape. then you just have to cut it in the right moment
The weird thing is that memory does change its mass when the state is changed. You would never be able to perceive it with a kitchen scale. The idea is that electrons have mass, and flash memory stores data by trapping electrons. I think there was an old Vsauce video on the topic (How much does the internet weigh).
It's just the magnets in the memory