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How to Not be a Jerk during the Holidays
Don't forget second cousin bertha: a topix guide to the holidays. Picture this: You're in the thick of the holiday season and things seem to be going well. Your cousins are getting along and you've given presents to everyone you care about (and everyone you don't.) But then things go south. Suddenly, you're out of the will and every baby in the house is crying. What went wrong? Did YOU go wrong? (Yes.) But what did you say? What did you do? (Everything.) But is there hope to turn things around? (No.)
But there's hope for next year. Fortunately, there is a surefire to turn things around next holiday season and repair every relationship you've over had. All you have to do is not be a jerk. "But how?" you ask. Dear friend, let us tell you. Just follow our simple holiday guide on How to Not Be a Jerk During the Holidays. Complete with illustrations by Alan Quinonez (whom you can find on Instagram at @caricalan), this guide will teach you how to not alienate your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, second cousin Bertha, and even the dear people of Leather Heaven.
And look, we would never flat-out judge you or tell you how to live your life. Your choices are yours, and we respect them fully. All we're saying is that if you don't follow these simple and easy steps, then everyone will hate you.
Adapted from our own article: offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/20589
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