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ThisJavier
Приєднався 2 чер 2007
Hi Everyone,
I'm Javier Jarquin and I'm a comedian, CARD NINJA, gamer, dad and creator.
Some things I do are good, some are bad. I'm human.
On this channel you'll find the outpourings of my efforts. Please like/share/subscribe/live/learn/be kind/don't be a dick.
See you round!
I'm Javier Jarquin and I'm a comedian, CARD NINJA, gamer, dad and creator.
Some things I do are good, some are bad. I'm human.
On this channel you'll find the outpourings of my efforts. Please like/share/subscribe/live/learn/be kind/don't be a dick.
See you round!
2004
Episode 23
This week it's 2004. The job I got straight out of university, the most famous sheep in New Zealand, the first hated tv show ending, the saddest sad song, the game I couldn't finish, the movie I irrationally hated and pulling at the comedy thread.
Want to join in the discussion?
Head on over to the discord:
discord.gg/HthWkddUZf
everything else is available on my website javierjarquin.com (javierjarquin.com)
This week it's 2004. The job I got straight out of university, the most famous sheep in New Zealand, the first hated tv show ending, the saddest sad song, the game I couldn't finish, the movie I irrationally hated and pulling at the comedy thread.
Want to join in the discussion?
Head on over to the discord:
discord.gg/HthWkddUZf
everything else is available on my website javierjarquin.com (javierjarquin.com)
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2003
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Episode 22 2003 The game that took over my life, the reason I don't like Coldplay anymore, the cringe lounge we made, the best movie trilogy ever, the detachment from music and the moment I realised I wasn't going to be a programmer. Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord: discord.gg/HthWkddUZf everything else is available on my website javierjarquin.com (javierjarquin.com)
2002
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Episode 21 2002 The secret to getting a group of people to do something, a stupid thing to do with a baby, evidence of partying too hard, the music video I hate, making gaming more nerdy, the year that franchises won movies, heartbreak and my first stand up set. Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord: discord.gg/HthWkddUZf everything else is available on my website javierja...
2001
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Episode 20 This week we're looking at 2001. The first year of university, the console that burst onto the gaming scene with the best launch game ever, the birth of some massive movie franchises, the irony thinking something is too nerdy, songs about infidelity, the fall from grace for one person of the year and the reason I peed funny. Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord...
2000
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Episode 19 The year 2000. We are officially in the future now. The last year of high school, the dress, what always happens in crime shows, the wholesome game that made us do horrible things, the console that left us in awe, the man who got hits 31 years after his first album, the most grotesque Christmas movie, the crazy cocktail movie number 1 and the biggest disappointment I had. Thanks to e...
1999
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Episode 18 The year is 1999. The dread of the end of this year in particular, being dumped and the aftermath, the song that I'll always love, the dinosaur game that I never knew existed, the movie that blew me away and a teacher that could have so easily been fired. Thanks for listening! Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord: discord.gg/HthWkddUZf everything else is availa...
1998
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Episode 17 This week it's 1998. My hack to navigating high school, teen angst, the soppiest love song ever, the best legacy character reboot movie, the video game that made me squeal and the time I punched a teacher. Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord: discord.gg/HthWkddUZf everything else is available on my website javierjarquin.com (javierjarquin.com)
1997
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Episode 16 This week it's 1997. The introduction of booze and teenagers, the end of a sitcom empire, my hypocrisy with nerds, the only video game my Dad liked, artists that have not aged well, why a famous comedic character doesn't work as a film and my first fight. Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord: discord.gg/HthWkddUZf everything else is available on my website javi...
5 Reasons Why 'Comedian Vs Heckler' Videos are Hurting Comedy
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There is a wave of clips on social media of comedians dealing with hecklers. While early on, these clips were interesting and displayed quick witted comedians, the volume that we're experiencing now can have detrimental effects. Here are 5 reasons why these videos are causing problems.
1996
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Episode 15 This week it's 1996. M&Ms make a change, the first email address you had, my favourite lunch time show, a comeback for scary movies, Shakespeare & Travolta, the band everyone else loved and I hated, my favourite album, the best all nighters and moving from primary to high school is too overwhelming for me when I'm asked to do something that shocked me. Thanks for listening everyone! ...
1995
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Episode 14 This week we're looking at 1995. Karate, what coffee has evolved into, the worst thing about Pizza Hut, being a Windows snob, the rap song everyone knows, a brilliant year for movies and the funniest bit in Toy Story. Oh, and the stupidest thing I said to my parents. Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord: discord.gg/HthWkddUZf everything else is available on my ...
1994
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Episode 13 1994 Artworks stolen, the shoes I still want, the paradox of Microsoft, the biggest show of the 90s, the best night ever for a 12 year old and the person who was bigger than Disney in '94. Want to join in the discussion? Head on over to the discord: discord.gg/HthWkddUZf everything else is available on my website javierjarquin.com (javierjarquin.com)
Top 5 Things the British Will Fight About
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Top 5 Things the British Will Fight About
Top 5 Reasons to Send Free Stuff to Me
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Top 5 Reasons to Send Free Stuff to Me
Just needed to say, loved you ever since we spoke on Twitch many years ago about Herbie rides again and herpes we had a right old laugh about something I said, you were half cut on gin maybe but...... I have a problem with your theme song the lyrics go "we're going back year by year" but your actually going forward year by year. The theme song is a lie. Have a good day much love Charlie
As Americans know , the Polish had gotten their hands on the Enigma coding machine back in 39 ., and it was the work of the brilliant British minds at Bletchley Park that broke the “ unbreakable “ code . The enigma machine off the captured U-Boat wasn’t the big find , it was the capture of the German naval code books that enabled the use of the machine with ease
punch orphans caught me off guard haha
That last one was top class I have to give you that 😂😂 these were great 😂
I've had a car door shut on my fingers 😂my first reaction oh shit that hurt my mum was screaming her head off and there was me just going to put ice on it and go to bed
YESS!!! 😂 I'm from NZ and could point out the aussie and the kiwi accent
As a kiwi this is soooo accurate😂
😂 that's awkward
It’s more faithful to the Oz books
As a person that is a kiwi that is me and that is so true 😂😂
Any special cards you use mate?
A question sir, could you use the card throwing technique for coins/washers
@@AlfGarnett-u8y possibly. Never done come out washers. Though it's imagine there are better techniques out there for those.
He looks white. What is he talking about?
I don’t think he knows he looks white
But you white. You may look a bit Italian or something, but they still white!
He speaks English very well
He looks white lol
Really great video sir .... But I can't do it at all.....😅
Very funny. Better than what we have on this side of the antipodean ditch
Why do non white comedians routines consist of telling white people stuff about their culture
Dunno, but this guy is white...and a bit of a dickhead, not to mention...unfunny.
Check out this white guy dress like a white guy miss pronounce the name James
Tf are you on about you don’t look Indian or Thai
So what do they do if they don't fly
I mean he ain’t wrong 😂
Sip
South African accents differ according to who you're speaking to. We have Afrikaaner English accent, coloured (yes, mixed race) accent, black English accent...😂
He was doing the Afrikaaner 1 right?,😂😂 funny as hell
And also Paul McGann would ho on to be the eighth doctor 😃
Yeah, for sure, and your "comedy" is more funny, maybe is to funny for this world that nobody cares. "Official Comedian" lmfao
Well you cared enough to comment. And who said 'official comedian'? I said 'professional comedian' which means people pay me for the work I write and create myself. Something that you, I'd bet, will never experience. Have a good day.
@@ThisJavier People pay for the entrance to see a lot of wannabes like you, imagine calling yourself "professional comedian", lmfao
@@ThisJavier No wonder why no one ever watch your shit, is boring af
OMG TYSM I AM DOING THIS AND I DID IT SO WELL THAT I ALMOST BROKE A GLASS WALL TYSM FOR THE TIPS
@@AlbertLovesAnime-qr9ih you're v welcome!
No Aussie or Kiwi sees either as foreign even though technically we are. We just live in each others country because we are bored of our own.
One kiwi voice actor that i LOVE is schazer voicing winner from tpot
OK, never heard of you before but you just topped the charts in my search for funny New Zealand comedians tonight. Nice.
Chur mah bro
Crack up bro
Funny!
Sooo true about the NZ acting lol Haha!
Fellow Kiwi & can confirm.
That’s austraaalaiaaaan
Maor have their own distinct kiwi accent
Best explanation of Aussie vs NZ accent I've ever heard 😂 (NZr here and yup that is totally us)
😂😂😂
I do not agree that this is the top 5 things. As an Englishman, a real touchy subject, which should have appeared in the top 5, is "Cream or Jam on your Scone first?" This could start WW3.
It’s definitely the first twin. Denial. 😂
r u stupid?
Nice 1 bro 👌🍻
I’m now a total prick. 😂😂😂
Flight of the Concords was painful to watch because its true, deadpan comes naturally to us.
E Flat can get fuuuuu 😂😂😂
"oh shit I've been shot" "that's mean as bro"
wrong use. mean as is a positive saying like “Great as”
@@veryyesofcourse you can use it in that context but it can be used in the context of "cool" or like saying "nice bro"
Karl Urban, Kiwi
Hahahaha!! Ive worked with Kiwis, big rugby playin buggas.. With abnormally high putched accents!!