Відео

"So smile would ya?" *"No"* "While we still got something to smile about." *"I won't."*

paralyzed? dumbfuck!

6:57 “Stop molesting me” -Grunt at Delta Halo

Carnt stop watching have almost made all organs come up and ship my pants 50000 times

10:52 pron intros be like

“Are you sure?” “No”

0:20 Courage Eats

Ok this was edited by bollywood editors man

“Optics? Totally fries!” 🍟 Had me laughing way more than it should have

9:23 that shit made me lol

- Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do - ...I won't

Now this is hillarious

Oh good that was funny

where's me dinner

It blew us 🤣

Hood: “The navy.. has lost one of its worst.”

8:20 can imagine that happening in the lore considering how violent brutes are

0/10 bad bad bad bad bad

OH MY GOSH THIS IS TERRIBLE

0:11

Johnson knows what the ladies like by dropping them into bottomless pits while laughing like a madman

Exorcist meme

This YTP is underrated af

13:21 Now I'm just imagining Johnson accidentally firing the scarab being like "Well fuck".

13:53 has me WHEEZING

"Get everyone back to the 💩!" One of my favorite lines!

I like how this implies that Johnson was hotboxing a blunt in his drop pod, which is why he was laughing his ass off.

Hood classic

"Kill me or release me, parasite. But do not waste my time with COCK" "There is much cock, and I will show it you you" Lmao

0:57 The Prophets of Degenerate

"Paralyzed, dumbfuck?"

Why was it not destroyed along with the rest of their feet

10:32 Probably how Chief actually felt during that scene.

10:52

"If they came here to hear me be disappointed, they will beg." lmao

why am i laughing so much

I swear that this entire time, the prophet said: "And desecrate it with their filthy fucking footsteps"

6 years later and it's still the greatest

You making fun of this cause it's sad bruh

THIS IS SWEARING

I need to speak with him alone

1:37 I miss the original sus

I lost it at 2:53. Having characters edited to fall down in YTPs always gets me lol.

2:14 “Sluts of tomorrow?” The sign...

Nice work

2:31 so this is the power of T-pose Instinct?

3:21 killed me

Bro this episode isnt funny its depressing.

13:39 did... Did 343 Guilty Spark just ask Tartarus if he has a hard time getting a girl?

0:22