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Raxxo Busts Out the Raxxichu Medallion for a WWE Promo on Wance Chilkins
Переглядів 2,4 тис.7 годин тому
This one slipped through my grasps because raxx is a sneaky little goblin man baby. Shouts out to Goblin Records on Rumble for the reupload. 1/6/25
Raxxo Blames WGH for Troll Manager Wreck
Переглядів 3,2 тис.9 годин тому
Raxx in his infinite wisdom and not proof claims William caused a Hospital inducing accident for his manager, probability? Very Unlikely. #CarRekt
(Volume Warning) Raxxo back with Cluck Boi Ethan - New Fake Lawyer and Terrible AI Music
Переглядів 86319 годин тому
Raxx does episode 3 five minutes after episode two, buts its 14 minutes of him and his "Little brother" Ethan to give a F U to marty.. super sad if this is an own to him... Typical raxxo, not understanding basic psychology.
Anti-S3mite Raxxo calls out Anti-S3mitic Supporter for being an Anti-S3mite #irony
Переглядів 94414 днів тому
This is the literal definition of rules for thee, not for me. Straight from the horse's @ss... I mean, from the OBS recording of the horse's @ss. If you're anti-Semitic to one, you are anti-Semitic to all. #NoDoubleStandards
Copy Rights and Copy Fights - Cyraxx Cries about Sandmann "ITS MY CONTENT"
Переглядів 3 тис.14 днів тому
Cyraxx is one strike away from termination, this is the overview of his recent cry session where he complains about sandmann copy right removing his content. Ya gotta be quicker than that raxxo! Raxx's idea of whats his is if he so much as screeches over it, its his. Thats not how it works doofus.
Raxx Is Gonna Need a 2ND, 3RD, and 4TH Chance Podcast... #sadboihours #cringe
Переглядів 1,9 тис.14 днів тому
This is it! Not the full thing because i couldn't dread reacting to the whole podcast, but if you want the full cringe, the podcast is on raxxo's channel. Not going to link it for obvious reasons, but Happy Holidays yall!
(RaxxNation) An Exercise in Futility - The Definition of Insanity
Переглядів 2,1 тис.14 днів тому
This video comes directly from raxxo on his "Raxx Nation" channel. There's a few "Vocal" covers on there, this video, and a podcast that was so cringe inducing I couldn't cover it this time. RIP. Ill get to the podcast when i get to it, its over an hour of cringe inducing remarks, non info, speculation, and a guest claiming they are Marty's ex.
New GF? Nah, New Motive for BS - Raxx Vs Fitness
Переглядів 1,9 тис.28 днів тому
Cyraxx had a new girlfriend, and faster than an iphone on the sidewalk in detroit, she was gone. This is a look back at previous raxxo fitness history. From 2020 to 2024. Its a hoot.
Cyraxx, The Missing Link of Misogyny - PROPerty of No One
Переглядів 2 тис.28 днів тому
This goes to show, no matter who you are, no matter what he stands to gain, if you are a woman, Raxxo will put you in your place. Extremely pitiful tbh
Chasing Tony Chase - LolSuits and Royal Code Against the Feds
Переглядів 137Місяць тому
Continuing with the Mental health tour we have good old tony chase. Again, do not harass or target the people featured in these videos.
Bipolar Personality Disorder Head Cannon - Gail Vs Lizzo the False Self
Переглядів 120Місяць тому
Gail shows lizzo whats up in this riveting poetic fairy tale of how Gail is the savior and lizzo is bound for a "Lake of Fire" if she will fit. Tisk Tisk Tisk #BrettSpinerForPresident
Old School Raxx was Just as Unhinged!
Переглядів 2,3 тис.Місяць тому
Cyraxx threatens so much its almost uncountable. RIP bandit
Raxx Pulls the Sword! - Still C*ck'n Ethan PT2
Переглядів 2 тис.Місяць тому
Final part of the recent bullsh!t. Wow its almost poetic. Directly recorded from Marty's rumble. Edits by me - Authorized Personnel
Cyraxx Raging like Always - Tries to "Cck" Homeboy Ethan... Call My Mommy! PT 1.
Переглядів 4,7 тис.Місяць тому
Cyraxx cried to homeboy ethan during this spat- - this is PART 1
King Cobra and the AA Debacle - Jessica is for the Birds!
Переглядів 1,1 тис.Місяць тому
King Cobra and the AA Debacle - Jessica is for the Birds!
Hockey Raxx Returns to Tell Us He's "Happy" Doing Nothing
Переглядів 2,5 тис.2 місяці тому
Hockey Raxx Returns to Tell Us He's "Happy" Doing Nothing
GloatRaxx Calls Out Trolls and Said He Knew All Along - May 2024 Train Wreck
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GloatRaxx Calls Out Trolls and Said He Knew All Along - May 2024 Train Wreck
The First Time He was Caught by Kate - A Raxxtrospective
Переглядів 1,9 тис.2 місяці тому
The First Time He was Caught by Kate - A Raxxtrospective
Classic Cyrage and CryRaxx - The Lowest Point Over Nothing
Переглядів 2,1 тис.2 місяці тому
Classic Cyrage and CryRaxx - The Lowest Point Over Nothing
Hot Tube Trauma! Troll Vs Goblin Vs Anaconda, Who will win?
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Hot Tube Trauma! Troll Vs Goblin Vs Anaconda, Who will win?
Cyraxx Rockin Reunion! Cyraxx returns to Kick for 2 viewers... whomp whomp whomp - VOLUME CHANGE!
Переглядів 2,3 тис.2 місяці тому
Cyraxx Rockin Reunion! Cyraxx returns to Kick for 2 viewers... whomp whomp whomp - VOLUME CHANGE!
Cyraxx Back on Kick Complaining of PTSD - Deleted Same Day As Channel #Lolcows VOLUME WARNING!
Переглядів 3,9 тис.2 місяці тому
Cyraxx Back on Kick Complaining of PTSD - Deleted Same Day As Channel #Lolcows VOLUME WARNING!
The Goblin that Cried Troll - Police Ain't Havin It
Переглядів 2,7 тис.2 місяці тому
The Goblin that Cried Troll - Police Ain't Havin It
Cyraxx's New V-Tuber Cant Track Goblin Movements- Sonic Star Dusted!
Переглядів 2,2 тис.2 місяці тому
Cyraxx's New V-Tuber Cant Track Goblin Movements- Sonic Star Dusted!
Cobra Presses Charges - Revenge Corn and Turmoil
Переглядів 1 тис.2 місяці тому
Cobra Presses Charges - Revenge Corn and Turmoil
The Forbidden Art of Kong Fu F.U. -- Another Farewell from Chance 'I Didnt Know The Age' Wilkins
Переглядів 1,6 тис.3 місяці тому
The Forbidden Art of Kong Fu F.U. Another Farewell from Chance 'I Didnt Know The Age' Wilkins
Marty puts the Bait in the Water and Catches a Wild Cyraxx with Gordon Bait (VOLUME WARNING)
Переглядів 3,1 тис.3 місяці тому
Marty puts the Bait in the Water and Catches a Wild Cyraxx with Gordon Bait (VOLUME WARNING)
Too Good at Saying Goodbye - We'll see you tomorrow bud.
Переглядів 2,2 тис.3 місяці тому
Too Good at Saying Goodbye - We'll see you tomorrow bud.
MothBoy Cometh - Another Day, Another Cycle
Переглядів 1,9 тис.3 місяці тому
MothBoy Cometh - Another Day, Another Cycle

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @AceAcumen
    @AceAcumen 57 хвилин тому

    Cyrax content is all out of order all the time. By everyone. So idk what is recent and what isn’t. That being said, what video did he say he dookie’d himself? I’m intrigued. Lol. Great work. You and Swamp Dweller are the only two worth a damn. Everyone else who covers Raxxo is cringe and tries too hard, or are also lolcows themselves.

  • @AceAcumen
    @AceAcumen Годину тому

    If I wasn’t so scared to touch him, I’d go fly out and fight him. Lol.

  • @AceAcumen
    @AceAcumen Годину тому

    I’ve been out of the Raxxo-loop for a while. Time to dive back in. Gotta get my anti-bacterial spray ready.

  • @markjoke3069
    @markjoke3069 17 годин тому

    All that faygo and grease fought back

  • @ravenslaves
    @ravenslaves 17 годин тому

    I thought that thing around his neck was a gold Homer Simpson that he got at the Special Olympics for trying to participate. ... Everybody's a winner!

  • @ravenslaves
    @ravenslaves 17 годин тому

    He needs his mom to tell him to go to the bathroom??? I've said, in a few comment sections on videos, that Chance is motivated by a need to control. This leads him to constantly try to manipulate, and sexually abused others at every opportunity. Because he no control over any aspect of his life. Professional opinion. Years of experience etc...etc...blah blah... ...I _NEVER_ thought that extended to bowel control. Shit happens, we deal with it the best we can as adults. But we _don't_ cry to mom about it so she can tell us to "go to the bathroom". That's a new...low...standard that Chance has set for himself. Ultra pathetic. We've all questioned his mental capacity and manhood. That question's now been answered. (We _all_ knew this before....just that now it's official.)

  • @AnnWahlquist
    @AnnWahlquist 18 годин тому

    the viking... the Warrior... the man built for war...... runs to mommy to let her know how he crapped his pants...😅😅😂

    • @ASHY_SLASHY_79
      @ASHY_SLASHY_79 16 годин тому

      Isn’t that what people with Viking blood do?

    • @AnnWahlquist
      @AnnWahlquist 15 годин тому

      @ASHY_SLASHY_79 not so much

    • @ASHY_SLASHY_79
      @ASHY_SLASHY_79 15 годин тому

      @@AnnWahlquist 😅 sally doesn’t even allow him outside after 7pm

  • @JVC1103
    @JVC1103 19 годин тому

    Talking all that shit and all he does is shitty content!🤣

  • @guitargangster66
    @guitargangster66 19 годин тому

    Come on man, I gotta go to the liquor store, I can't with these belly laughs.

  • @Niko15TOA
    @Niko15TOA 19 годин тому

    Thank you for replacing Cyraxx shitty singing with a royalty free music.

  • @alexmcdowell8868
    @alexmcdowell8868 19 годин тому

    And he wore the same shity dress shirt that's made for an adult when he wears kids clothes that he sat down on for 4 days straight

  • @Theyfightnbite
    @Theyfightnbite 20 годин тому

    After the use and abuse Security Jake did to that goblin booty, he has no way to hold it in. Some might call it a blown out "O" ring.

  • @medicatedwookie5499
    @medicatedwookie5499 21 годину тому

    😂🤣😂

  • @SilverSpectre90
    @SilverSpectre90 22 години тому

    Why do you had to put an intro and outros like if it was early mid 2010s clickbait YT videos? It truly ruins the mood. It was better to keep it simple and with your own commentary about it. Besides that... Yeah. Chancy Poo did the doo Doo thing and keeps living to his name

  • @louspowels7120
    @louspowels7120 22 години тому

    maybe make the intro and outro longer smfh

  • @Psyker_Unredactus
    @Psyker_Unredactus День тому

    I thought Sally said "so youve done it again" lmfao

    • @Authorized_Personnel
      @Authorized_Personnel День тому

      @Psyker_Unredactus i raised the audio as loud as i could. That's the best i could make out. I asked like 10 different people

  • @robertwayne6537
    @robertwayne6537 День тому

    Thank you for the clear and accurate audio! Just when you think the cow is out of milk, here comes the goodies!

  • @viciouslysilent
    @viciouslysilent День тому

    Wonder how's he gonna spin this. *When he makes a new video to address the accident* Cyraxx: IT WAS ALL A.I !!!!!! THE TROLLS MADE ME SAY THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T ME!!!!! SHUT UP N-WORD BOI!!!!! Get this 34 year old some grown-up diapers. The poopsquatch knows where to get them, I'm sure he can help this manlet baby. I swear only infants would react the same way as this Goblin. He's ridiculous. Edit: Andy Ditch. I briefly forgot his name.

  • @rdl2820
    @rdl2820 День тому

    Cy-craps...

  • @tanithsfinest
    @tanithsfinest День тому

    The auto tuned 'oOoh gaAaAawd'

  • @Gy987654321
    @Gy987654321 День тому

    I hope someone remixes it.

  • @Adawg87
    @Adawg87 День тому

    Great job nice captions..

  • @TRICKYBYRD
    @TRICKYBYRD День тому

    What makes me uncomfortable is how quick he returned 2 his stream. I'm not sure he actually even wiped himself down

    • @B1-997
      @B1-997 16 годин тому

      he'll get granny to wipe him down later.

  • @stevelowry794
    @stevelowry794 День тому

    SCATTRAXX phase initiated.

    • @at0micwerew0lf
      @at0micwerew0lf 20 годин тому

      You get several Great Gatsby toasts for that comment, homie!

  • @IH8PEDOS
    @IH8PEDOS День тому

    He hit the trifecta, diet of only sludge and garbage, no exercise or natural light intake, and years of Security Jake type activities jamming stuff up there. He's a sieve.

  • @stephenrichnafsky897
    @stephenrichnafsky897 День тому

    Goblin poopiie pants

  • @Conscious-Reality-CD
    @Conscious-Reality-CD День тому

    🤣🤣💀💀

  • @gapeach7117
    @gapeach7117 День тому

    Too funny 😂😂

  • @SaraSmith81
    @SaraSmith81 День тому

    😂😂😂

  • @Sinshine151
    @Sinshine151 День тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Authorized_Personnel
    @Authorized_Personnel День тому

    Chocolate rain.... Some stay dry while others feel the pain... Chocolate rain...

  • @OffendingTheOffendable
    @OffendingTheOffendable День тому

    How is it still relevant?

  • @yagi_661
    @yagi_661 День тому

    14:40 i call Bullshit 2 brother

  • @mujozujo5065
    @mujozujo5065 День тому

    Thats right rax is Truman show irl. But the cameras arent hidden 😮

  • @mikrobeast
    @mikrobeast День тому

    Imagine getting “lil bro’d” by this gremlin 💀💀💀💀

  • @AfterTheRain_Beth
    @AfterTheRain_Beth День тому

    Oh, he's a brave INDUSTRY WHISTLEBLOWER now. Chance, maybe if you looked outside yourself and your own little world once in a while, you'd notice that even REAL music artists who write their own songs have to abide by copyright law. Some artists can't even sing their own songs, written exclusively by them, bcos their ex-record label owns the copyright. And we're talking millions of $$ to buy back the catalogue, not $30 or whatever it is, to copyright your little jingles. If you can't even come up with that...?? Maybe get a job! Intellectual Property is a legal term, it's not some airy-fairy thing that applies just by dint of you doing something. And stop calling your stuff '[s]hit' - that word has entirely different, more literal, connotations now. You can keep the poopyright on that, no-one wants it. Except maybe Sally.

  • @AfterTheRain_Beth
    @AfterTheRain_Beth День тому

    'Revel Roots Records'? Hmm...catchy! Exactly what 'music videos' has he created? All he has ever done is screech into his mic karaoke-style. I wonder if he has heard Disturbed's version of Sound of Silence? Maybe that's what he's been trying to emulate all this time with his asthmatic screeching. I'm waiting for Yung Cyraxx' aka Based Shaman to come out with his 'Diarrhoea All Over the Place' song. That will be epic!

  • @AfterTheRain_Beth
    @AfterTheRain_Beth День тому

    His 22-carat gold goblin pendant is looking a bit tarnished. Almost like it could be made of plastic. Everytime he loses a tooth he adds it to his necklace of molars. Maybe he can self-fund his music career one day when the tooth fairy pays up.

  • @AfterTheRain_Beth
    @AfterTheRain_Beth День тому

    When he says 'famous' he thinks he is a real household name all over the world. Chance, you are infamous in this wee corner of UA-cam, in this community only. Don't get it twisted. I could go into my town and ask everyone there who you are, and not a soul will have heard of you. Believe me, that's a good thing in your case. The ONLY town where you are well-known is your own. Again, not a good thing.

  • @THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM
    @THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM День тому

    This uploader just makes himself sound jealous of Raxxo, a jealous bully who needs to grow up and treat others the way he wants to be treated, your attitude and jealousy is what's sad. Feel better about yourself picking on him?. Pick yourself up off the floor and a be a person. You authorized A-Hole.

  • @manwithapan9481
    @manwithapan9481 2 дні тому

    Not gonna lie, that medallion is sick !

  • @RemoWilliams1227
    @RemoWilliams1227 2 дні тому

    What game should I play today fam? 🤔 I have access to most fortunately. Refantazio probably.

  • @GhostRaven1983
    @GhostRaven1983 2 дні тому

    It's still so gross & scary that he only wants to date women with kids. I wouldn't trust him to be alone with ANY child. That's beyond scary! And if he has to keep bragging about what a "good person" he is....yeah he's really not.(we obviously know this but peeps who dont know him dont know) NOBODY wants to see this little goblin do good or succeed! It's so gross seeing his spit all over his face & in his beard. How can women w/children date him knowing he wants to sleep with a child & constantly flashes his peanuts on stream when he throws a temper tantrum?! These women need to protect their children from him, not "date" his nasty little troll behind!😡🤢🤮

  • @AnnWahlquist
    @AnnWahlquist 2 дні тому

    what happened to his "new job" he was bragging about!?.... he's online pretty much around the clock.... everything he says is a lie.... he doesn't have a job, that job was probably helping a neighbor with yardwork or something....Sally was probably paying him to get him to leave the house for a couple hours....

  • @AnnWahlquist
    @AnnWahlquist 2 дні тому

    raxxo...the great pretender .. he's like a child playing.... he's a 34 y.o Child

  • @kevinfrench239
    @kevinfrench239 2 дні тому

    If it wasnt for trolls listening knowbody besides himself would listen to his music

  • @stevelowry794
    @stevelowry794 2 дні тому

    This jackass talking about LEGACY for a kid he does not have nor will ever have...imagine talking LEGACY when you go on google and type in 'CYRAXX'....seeing infinite hours of content exposing you to be one of the worst people on the internet. Imagine being SO delusional that you think there is a way this ends well for you. Fuck me running, this guy has be the most delusional, highly regarded, non human life form playing 'pretend everything' that has ever existed. This is a once many lifetimes special case, enjoy it, watch it, marvel at it. This has not happened before nor will it likely happen again. This is why we watch.

  • @DarkAzreal77
    @DarkAzreal77 2 дні тому

    It's not a career when you make zero income its a hobby

  • @mikem5820
    @mikem5820 2 дні тому

    His music is awful. His AI music is not music he created. The Lyrics his AI music uses sucks. He can't act. He can't rap. He has no rhythm. He has literally been caught stealing poetry from other people online because he forgets to take yhr names of the poets off of the posts after he claims he wrote it. He steals art and says he drew it. Chance is a talentless hack. He is a talentless hack that leaches off of his "mommy" and then claims he does do something for the family by "protecting them from the trolls" when he is the reason the trolls are even attacking them. He demands fame and money when the only reason he is even as known as he is now is because of Marty. Also, Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness, Gobbo. You are a loser living in your grandma's attic that can't put on a concert without auto tunr and thr actual song drowning you out in the background.

  • @theguybehindyou4762
    @theguybehindyou4762 2 дні тому

    Bowling pin figure with disproportionate arms, legs that barely work, a body that looks 12 with a head that looks 70, eyes staring in different directions, teeth in a triangular shark formation which have never seen a tooth brush, goes weeks without bathing, never leaves his grandma's attic...and he expects anyone to take him seriously? How can anyone be so completely devoid of self-awareness?