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Even though this story and video are from long ago, I'm still somewhat surprised that the Matinee indivijul never brought this up

TJ was BASED let's be honest about this😂

This is one of the only archives of Paul's old content, so thank you for making it

He really fell off

hoooooly shit... just wow.. I remember when I was about 15 years old, circa 2007-2008, this man got me through a lot. my mother was dying of colon cancer and my crack head step father was raping my baby sister and beating the fuck out of me. but when everybody would go to bed I could sneak off into my room and watch this man talk. for the life of me I couldn't remember his user name, I knew his face and first name, but "Paul", even in the prehistoric days of youtube, was too broad of a search term. it's been another 15 years since then and just out of nowhere I woke up in the middle of the night and his channel name just magically finally clicked in my head. This is incredible the brain is the fucking shit dude hell yeah, if you're reading this Paul I hope all is well man, and to whoever created this channel - thank you for your work here, you've just helped me dust off a lot of dusty files that were deep in the back of my memory. So excited to sit through all of this again even if just for the sake of nostalgia.

This is one of my favorites from Paul

Thank god someone archived this

After the demise of the Paulsego channel, this is the next best thing.

cucked by dog, brutal

Hmmmm and then…

Paul has generally made himself miserable and I don't like his accelerationist politics, but he's always been such a great storyteller. I will not deny him that.

He should’ve told her to make a wish

I remember Paul telling this story & the The Manson Party at the Toledo, Ohio meet up. Unfortunate he left out some of the details. Makes the story all the better.

I remember Paul telling this & the Vampire LARP story at the Toledo, Ohio meet up. Unfortunate he left out some of the details. Makes the story all the better.

lol

2020 gang stand up

Did this at 16. Weird. Same army boyfriend situation.

Such a lost treasure

This sounds just like the story he told about Jim Ass trying to rape bum in the ass. This must be where he came up with that story. The Jim Ass story is virtually an identical retelling. So basically, it was kayfabe based on a totally different story. Who knows if it's a real one to begin with. The fact that he used it and completely changed who did it in the story makes me have some doubts about its authenticity.

Interesting. So even way back in 2013, Paul actually already admitted he got super salty playing video games and was a really sore loser. He seemed far more self aware and honest about it here than he did during the infamous Mortal Kombat meltdown. Though perhaps that's because he's not actually losing in a game in it.

Lol should have played an Anarch game.

I loke this. Uh oj

One of my favorite stories of all time.

Even in the most basic stealth game, you know not to open the door when someone’s looking at it, or not be loud with the door because they’ll hear it creak or something

Paul, defacto leader of the ugly vampires

I feel the same way, I went and the guy didn't tell me anything I didn't know. And I venture into psychology as a hobby.

Hey thanks for are archiving these btw

If my math is correct this chick is 50 years old now. Wonder what became of her.

I thought Paul didn't grow up around a swimming pool... he had a hot-tub though I guess?

Maybe you go into this in another video but what ever happened with mike did you guys stop being friends after that?

If this happened to me I think it would instantly turn me into a gord believer.

That is so fucking sad. Just goes to show, even the most likable people can destroy a person.

damn, this IS pretty scarey

This is exactly the kind of story a good liar would have handy to tell everyone so they don't suspect he is a good liar

These are some excellent little gems.

So wrong on so many levels

This girl sounds awesome.

Has anyone been able to find their music?

that cop was a fucking asshole.

My own experience with psychiatrist was bad he was a horrible bully who told me that he wanted me suffer he also told me to my face he didn't care about me.He was horrible to me for no reason I feel so sorry for people with mental illness they are abused by the Psychiatric prffession

I remember when I was chased by a Rancor from Star Bucks

I hope that I grow up to tell stories like paul...

Half expected this to be a brette keane video.

I had the same exact reaction when my sister tried to steal a bunch of candy out of my room, we grabbed and tugged on opposite sides of the candy pack, and ended up spilling the candy and snacks all over my bedroom's floor. I was so angry at her, but decided to restrain myself because I'm also not a violent person, and next thing I know I'm crying like a bitch, pushing her out of my room while she laughs her ass off, and locking the door behind her. I was around my middle teen years, and she's 2 years older then me. I never understood the reason for that reaction until I've heard Paul tell this story, and his explanation for that reaction.

i am the cold

TJ is garbage!

they're turning the frogs gay!

So you did this while you supposedly loved the Tammy girl from high school?

Wow

I feel kinda bad for laughing my ass off.