Відео

“We must stay focused” “We must stay focused” “We must stay focused”

She can jump and got pistols

She’s the same as the assassin

it was cut because of 2 reasons 1. half-life 2 beta leak 2. corny people

ERM ACTUALLY ITS CALLED A COMBINE SNIPER RIFLE☝🤓

ID SMAAASH

Okay but hear me out

Almost lost a gallon 😅

I just realized chell has some big ass muscular toes and now I can’t stop laughing at my own realization

Actually. The design was stolen from Aperture Science when the combine invaded the lab

WYH SHE GOT THEM CAKES BRO 😭🙏

Ok just hear me out-

The assassin's vest in the concept art looks like a Soviet 6b2 which is pretty cool...the assassin also looks a little gender ambiguous too than thicc which I really like, just a more lightly armored elite.

smash

the thubnail nailed it

I never knew chell had artificial knees. I just thought she wore futuristic high heels.

The assassin's on halflife still have it

Instead of tits or ass it's: Spec-Ops assassin or Combine Assassin

Hear me out

plasee....please..

PLEASE...PLEASEEEEE TAKE OFF YOUR LCOTHES AND SQUAT DOWN ON IT PLEASE

ITS DRIPPING...ITS LEAKING..

ITS ALL OVER MY FACE

YES JUST LIKE THAT OHHHHHHH

HOLYY MOLEYY IM THERE

MOOO IM A LITTLE COW I HOPE NO COMBINE ASSASSIAIN MILKS MEEE E

ITS SNOWING..ITS ON THE CEILING..

PLEASE...LET ME USE THEM PLAEASE PLAESE APLEASE PLAESPELA PLEPASLEP ASLE AEWA ES

STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE

I FEEL SOMETYHING GROWING IN MY PANTS....ITS SO BIG...

OHHH MY GOD YESX XYES YES YES OHH MY GOD YESSSS

HOLLYYY MOLEYYY IM SO CLOSE...ITS SNOWING..ITS ON THE CEILING

i just need IT I NEED IT SO BADLY BEHIN THE WALMART ANYWHERE I JUST NEED THAT FAT LATINA BOOTY ON MY LAP PLAPAPPP

IM ALMOST THERE...IM CLOSE......ITS THROBBING

MOOO MOOO MILK ME MOMMY MOO

IM SO CLOSE I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE

PLEASEEE LET ME IMPREGNATE THEM

No wonder the new Half Life 3 is called Half Life X... Ifykwim...

No, I WILL NOT BE HEARING YOU OUT.

i dont even see what everyone is talking about man 😭

I thought those were like weird high heels

She got cake, not gonna lie.

i saw the ass in the thumbnail and instantly knew what you lot would say

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I keep coming back to this video

The one who pulls me out shall be named King Arthur

fun fact:you clicked this video because of the thumbnail

Gyat

Combine assassin❌ Combine waifu✔️✔️✔️✔️

No wonder they lost the war in 7 hours