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Literally me on 1:48

Trump?

How do I get an assassin

"i dont know what to play" goebbels: "do you want total war?" "..." goebbels:"..." "yes"

This is exactly the scene that the Witcher takes place in (ficitvely). Novgard Niflgard, Teutonic order the Wild Hunt, Danes the Skellige people etc.

Never played the game but this is definitely one of the most badass main menu i've seen

They dont make em anymore.

That event makes me laugh :DDD

I've been promising to do a Lithuanian campaign for a long time.... just so i can convert to Christianity .

I didnt know spaniards spoke the king's english

Boom, hatshot! 😂

What will you take? JERUSALEM No no. your order. THE ORDER OF THE HOLY SEPULCHRE

Wait. You need to buy a DLC for the teutons?

Timmies and Mongols are straight up scarier than Chaos invasion.

The medieval 1212ad doesnt have this dark interface and thats the only reason i hate playing it, wtf is that ? Making me feel happy good and shit while playing a medieval game ? No i must feel the darkness, fear of the church, fear of the mongols lol

So this is why the church doesn't like crossbows

Teutonic Order better

_"The Holy Roman Empire, an early ally of the Teutonic Order, they had given them a donation of land in prussia, and may inevitably find themselves supporting each other in a war with other neighbors closer to their heartlands…"_ _"Norway, also descendants of the vikings, and an infant kingdom recently following the papacy and church, now find themselves in a new era after their civil war. Now, with King Haakon the Old, and his devoted support against the pagans with a sizable fleet, his kingdom and people is yet to find an obstacle, or threat closer to home, that is lurking for an opportunity for expansion…"_ _"The Mongols, or the Golden Horde, now find their once vast empire shattered into different borders. Descendants of the great Genghis Khan once united, now are separated, and is stretched thin from eastern Europe to the foreign shores of Yuan China. Now the Golden Horde and its Khans must consolidate rule, in order to either keep and expand its power, or to crumble and surrender to the times…"_

Hahahaha. Did he stab him in the balls?

What's the name of the song at the beginning?

Time and again.

0:26 bro got chased by the oblivion guard npc

At the beginning of the video which king Henry, are they referring to?

This track is so badass, it embodies feelings of power, dread and ruin

Is this why Pope Innocent II hated crossbows?

Excuse me senor, but the human sacrifices *will stop!*

Considering whats happening in the world , if these guys turned up exactly like this down a main road with that music.... well ..... how would you react 😂

the soldier marching to afterlife, wondering where's the peace and warm light welcome they were promised

It's little things like this that made this and the other older total war games so good.

if your assassin is skilled enough you can destroy the faction just killing their heir and leader

I'm annoyed that Medieval 2 Total War didn't make Byzantium one of the playable factions from the start and made them hard to play as not to mention treated them as an afterthought.

Bah, easy to deal with after fighting the fear. Citadels, pikemens and cannon/balista towers. And one day, by mistake I learned heavy Venice infatry was able to tear down elefants with farts

i remember playing the game for the first time and when i saw this i got chills knowing what mongols did in real life..

Thats why medieval2 total war will never get old.

Someone sample this

The Mongols destroy everything in the Teutonic Campaign.

It is very pleasant to play for Spain, a modern and civilized country 🤗

Honestly the best and my favorite version of Kyrie Eleison

If they ever remaster Medieval 2 I hope that they keep or remake these animations.

0:51 - "Yeah, I should have stayed in Spain,"

I know I'm a good few years late to the party. But that voice-acting still gives me goosebumps.

0:22 - MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME

ah finally. Some good Christian music.

I plan to reform the church the church:

That would be a ridiculous shot at that range.

This is awesome

Not a dark age fan, wizard, dragons, elden ring. But fighting 4 Christ nice

And then they ran into Nevsky... that one time when Deus did not Vult.

MAy god be praised

When mens have the real life.