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5:53 "What? What did you think I was talking about?" XD

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A man files for divorce. The judge asks why do you want a divorce? The man says I caught my wife in bed with another man. The judge says Well, how do you know they were having sex? The man says well I didn't look to see if he had it in but the way those covers were flapping I figured it was a pretty good sign!

I agree with the husband in the first joke.

Title of the clip is misleading....Just a way to entice the viewer to click.

nice compilation!

Thieves break into a house and order the married couple to stand in the corner while the ransacked the house and, took whatever was of value. After the burglary when the police arrived, they were surprised see to that the most valuable items had been saved. Police officer asks, 'Well, how did you manage to save the Jewellery?'. Husband replies 'Well, as soon as I realized that we were about to be robbed, I grabbed the Jewellery and hid it in the wife's mouth and, had her Mother been here, I would also have saved the brand new 56 inch LCD TV set'.

Great set of jokes clean and funny

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A Jewish merchant is talking to his son and so he says, 'Today son I'm going to teach you about business ethics' The son says, 'ok dad' The father then says, ' you are sitting at the counter of your fabric store. Your partner is in the back recieving an order of material. A lady walks in and says I'd like $100.00 worth of your best fabric. So you package up her fabric and she hands you a nice new $100.00 dollar bill. So just as she is about to leave the store you notice that the bill is actually 2-$100.00 bills stuck together. Now, here is the ethics question son, Do you or do you not tell your partner?

Guy walks into bar, yelling and screaming, 'I hate F-n lawyers they're all a bunch of f-n scumbags and a-holes. Guy at the end of the bar says, 'Hey buddy I resent that remark' the guy says, 'what are you an f-n lawyer?' guy at the end of the bar says no, I'm a scumbag.

I am thinking you should "lose" the Monotonic delivery.

good keep it up

Woohoo, 1st Luke & comment 🥰

What is the difference between jam and marmalade...you can't marmalade your c-ck up your birds arse 😜

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Great video. What’s the best one liner book or channel?

Can't bamboozle her

That poor gator!!!! 😂

TOOOO LOOOOOOONG

First Adam's wife was Lilith not Eve.

Great stuff man 😂😅😂😂

A few years back, we were driving through ARIZONA.. at WINSLOW I was stopped for speeding ( I was..!) officer asked me if I have any weapons in the car…. I said:: I HAVE A SHERMAN TANK IN THE TRUNK…. AND IF YOU HAVE A SEARCH WARRANT I’LL SHOW IT TO YOU!!

Why put an asterisk in the word cocaine? You people are idiots.

Joke #1 the original punch line was “I don’t know, I got an erection and fell off my perch”. I heard that about 60 years ago.

I saw a band that was formed by four bakers.....Bread Zepplin

Annoying background music. Why necessary ? Thank

Lucky indeed😂🍤

cool

Lmao 😂🎉

Sons-in-law!

Keep up the good work idol

What goes Black-white-pink...black-white-pink...black-white-pink? A Nun with no panties falling down stars LOL.

😂 thank you 4 the funny jokes.

But, Mr Wizard..... Umm,... Why am i in church?......

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❤❤how. Are you 😊😊

Jewish jokes. What is next Polizh jokes? Black Jokes? NoT FUNNY

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Most of these can be described by saying that the camel labored, and brought forth a gnat!

73 more votes means that he already had 27. 2 and 7 is 9! 7 3 is 10 Plus one. 9 + 10 + 1 look out below Geronimo. Beavers diving from the sky. Lol. It'll be like frog man but it'd be different. Frogs biblical. And if it's raining in beavers you better have a nice hat. How dare you😂. Literally beavers can make something like that. Love those guys that are truly into AG. Cows goats agriculture without screwing your neighbor best bet. An above and beyond. Where I live 4-H rules. 🍀!!! Enjoy your meal not from a petri dish. And there are more humans than cows stop farting. I've come to the conclusion that the problem with the ozone layer and Cal fires are strictly due to people not enjoying enough beat s. Beef. And beans. How do you think cowboys did to build this country. Conservation conservative liberal with the killing of everything. Auto including this idea itself. Has anybody confused yet your reality is the one that you don't realize this is strictly for algorithm and educational purposes only I digress and my egress is going to be rapid. Not from life but this comment box. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Anybody get anything out of that. Bueller bueller🎉

Also who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

The 3 nuns story reminds a little of the movie "Holy Grail" the bridge keeper and his questions.

I am a retired pastor and I have a joke similar to the airplane one. Two men are ship wrecked on a small island. One of the men was upset and crying, "will die here why aren't you scared"? The other man replied, "I go to church every week". So says the other do you expect God to come down and save you"? No replied the other man. "you see I tithe all my income to that church". So I know my pastor will find me!

it's good to have a laugh

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Good jokes.

Some real 'Groaners' in there, but very enjoyable 😊. Liked them all (except the little butt with the priest), and the accent helped. I really liked the golfing story (I doubt if they'll beat 'Dad' :). And 2nd wifey? She's got some 'splaining to do. 😄 👍 (These in the hands of a good onstage comedian...???)