🔥 Get ready to groove with "My D**k Is Crooked To The Left" our latest Surf-Rock AI track straight from the 1960s! 🔥
Lyrics:
My d**k is crooked to the left, left, left,
But I’m still feeling blessed, blessed, blessed.
It's not about the angle, not about the bend,
It’s how you use it, my friend, my friend.
I was walking on the beach one sunny day,
Saw the waves crash down, heard the seagulls play.
But something was off, couldn't quite feel right,
My secret was hidden, deep in the night.
Friends all laughed and the girls would tease,
But I kept it cool, tried to put my mind at ease.
In the shadows, I’d keep my fear,
But now it’s time to make it clear.
My d**k is crooked to the left, left, left,
But I’m still feeling blessed, blessed, blessed.
It's not about the angle, not about the bend,
It’s how you use it, my friend, my friend.
Doctors told me, "Hey, it’s not so rare,"
But it took some time for me to care.
Had to learn to love, had to understand,
It’s all a part of the master plan.
Girls would giggle, guys would joke,
But I found my strength in the words they spoke.
Confidence grew, I began to see,
This is who I’m meant to be.
My d**k is crooked to the left, left, left,
But I’m still feeling blessed, blessed, blessed.
It's not about the angle, not about the bend,
It’s how you use it, my friend, my friend.
Peripeteia, a twist of fate,
Learned to love myself, it’s never too late.
Found my groove in the surf and sand,
With my crooked little buddy in my hand.
My d**k is crooked to the left, left, left,
But I’m still feeling blessed, blessed, blessed.
It's not about the angle, not about the bend,
It’s how you use it, my friend, my friend.
So here’s to the guys who feel the same,
Embrace your body, don’t feel no shame.
We’re all unique, in our own way,
Surfing through life, come what may.
My d**k is crooked to the left, left, left,
But I’m still feeling blessed, blessed, blessed.
It’s how you use it, my friend, my friend.
Yeah, it’s how you use it, my friend, my friend.
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