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Oof. Percei carrying hard, but alas it was not hard enough 😢

Such happiness at 9:16... only for everything to go wrong 😢

Classic floater bullshit, hitting two shots in a row through full cover at max range lmao! Shame everything fell apart after that, but hey, at least you learned to not dash into fog of war after that and the five thin man pod, right? ...Right?

When will our commander learn not to dash into the unknown? 😭 There are no timers, ending the turn on a blue move is completely fine

Real gamers dont look up

Trees, friend to aliens, nemesis of humanity’s heroes.😂

I feel this clip

I, too, have been hardcore trolled by XCOM's glitchy-ass UI that just sometimes goes "What's that? You wanted to shoot a tree? Ok, shooting tree." Except for me it was a store counter instead of the adjacent wall.

Uh, I hate to be the bearer of bad news (or heaven forbid, spoilers), but you haven't seen a "tough" mission yet. Those come later 🤫

Aile was really trying to lose the mission lmao, either missing or rolling minimum damage

For every luck, there must be an unluck

That tree was secretly an alien

That is not how you ... nvm

"He who dashes into fog of war to a half cover destination is either fearless or braindead" - Sun Tzu, Art of War. Probably.

I can't believe Zam frickin died

While you're reading things, be sure to take note of the quote "No plan survives contact with the enemy." 😂

Sniper duo somehow made it work again, Lambo carried again but Pearl did hit some crucial shot too. Happy she survived, but man the attrition rate on the meatsh- I mean the spotters is really high.

Great, now who will blissfully and fearlessly lead the troops into horrific peril and hopeless defeat? xD

We dont negotiate with terrorists!

Zam once ranted to me for six hours about the Japanese "Mistake". That was two years before this video was recorded...

Dashing into the darkness, the classic Zam maneuver

Wow, two max damage rolls and one of them from overwatch with a pistol to clutch the win and save Conan from certain death. Lambo is a fricking beast! Give that man a very shiny medal and all the beer he can drink! Whirls definitely deserves some kudos too, as a sniper, she's on the path to a long and glorious career. Assuming of course that she does not die horrifically in a dash through the fog incident next mission 😆 Squadsight snipers are one of the most OP units in base X-Com 😂 I have fond memories of my bacon being saved repeatedly by a sniper that moved once to take position and then camped for the rest of the mission, just slapping xenos out of existence, one after another as the team reveals them.

More thin men

Lambo and Pearl carried so hard but please stop running into the fog of war :D

Casual-teas, best served hot

"Make this shot, or you die." Nothing like some good motivation to keep the troops at peak performance xD

No shots were given

Im contacting hr on setting my desk on fire

Great job

Sectoids? In my cleared room? It's more likely than you think!

Another flawless victory? Best be careful; keep this up and people might start to think that your reputation for reckless catastrophe is an unfounded rumor! 😆

Earth might even be saved this time!

Just clear better 😂

Brother Zam, ive loved XCOM for such a long time but for some reason it doesnt work and there are no guides on how to fix it cause it doesnt launch. Have you had this issue? how have you fixed it?

Poor Molten Metal didn't deserve this :(

Yeah, we will "speak" with him

That wall hack was one of the more BS moments of XCOM.

13:32 That alien doesn't believe in walls apparently 😬

Wait, did Firestorm blue move into an unknown area instead of dashing? Who are you and what have you done to the real Zam?!

Let these now two past successes be the foundation for a great campaign! The aliens shall tremble in your presence and flee at even the mention of your name! Or, you know, they'll volley hot plasma into your face and laugh at your tears as the bodies of your fallen sink into the mud.. Either way, it shall be a legendary fight, and I wait with rapt attention for the next installment!

Everything going perfectly, and then you get instakilled from full HP through full cover. Typical XCOM lmfao

Gee Zam! How come your mom lets you upload two videos?

Oh hi there buddy

o7 Rufus

Hey, I guess if you pull the whole enemy force in one turn, you won't have any surprises later, which is always nice 😂 Awesome that you finally get a no casualty mission, and a perfect one at that! You're going to pay for making those 25% chance shots though. X-Com remembers, and she will have her revenge on you!

He actually did it!

Rufus mvp

The moment Zam realized he needed to defend Canada, the power deep within him surfaced and gave him the ability to achieve flawless victory. Or he just vomited up maple syrup. I'm really not sure what that puddle is on the floor, tbh.