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DistractiGo!
Приєднався 28 тра 2017
This is DistractiGo! and has no association with Distractible or GMFST and makes no monetary gain from Distractible and GMFST. DistractiGo! is for Distractible and GMFST listeners and watchers. 🏳️🌈
Відео
Uplifting Children's Stories
Переглядів 1,8 тис.2 години тому
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
Chugging Hot Tub Water
Переглядів 1,5 тис.2 години тому
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
Cake Or AI Too
Переглядів 8632 години тому
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
Cake or AI?
Переглядів 1,5 тис.2 години тому
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen or Heard Ever
Переглядів 1,1 тис.2 години тому
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Переглядів 2872 години тому
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
Wrong Answers Only
Переглядів 9062 години тому
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
No Topic Left Beef
Переглядів 1062 години тому
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
Old Is Awesome
Переглядів 1682 години тому
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Переглядів 1402 години тому
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
We Are The Main Character
Переглядів 1102 години тому
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
Tear Down These Balls
Переглядів 1792 години тому
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
Переглядів 292 години тому
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
Переглядів 382 години тому
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
Seeing Wade angry brings light into my soul
24:16 ChatGPT paywall 25:49 Mark's past life with ChatGPT
I agree Bob, "high fashion" makes no sense and looks extremely uncomfortable and just insane. Skinny jeans, band and anime shirts, and a pair of skate shoes is fashion to me😂
Ugh Bob, you just described a fate worse than hell...
This truly was the greatest distractible episode ever seen or heard 💀🤘
wheat = weed...right?
What a penguin sounds like 34:15
Wow, this was an interesting episode😂
Yoooo Angry Beavers was awesome 😂
I feel Wade's pain on the customer service bullshit😂
Technically Mark is doing the odds of an actual coin, not a camera lens cap.
I'm sure I'll catch shit from this because most of you are just gamers and kids and regular people, but as an ex junkie and tweaker, Mark describing how he was gonna die from doing all that and then flying home at 4am was so funny to me cuz I would end up going days without sleep while saying "I'm good, this is fine!"😂 Now I don't do drugs anymore but have to still deal with insomnia😂 poor Mark though 😂
you won't catch shit from me kudos for overcoming that part of your life
I have been dying for this entire episode 😂😂😂😂
Hey Bob, honestly, i agree with you, its super stressful being a parent, but super rewarding. But there are days man, there are days....ive come to realize this, after 4 kids, if you dont feel like a shitty parent after youve spent the entire day doing everything in your power to make sure they have everything they need, is safe in their homes and around the people in your life, and making sure they have everything they need, and still you feel its not enough, youre doing it right. Kids arent supposed to be easy. They teach you so many thing about yourself that you didnt know and they will push you past your limits. But at the end of the day when you see them sleeping soundly, or when they run uo to you for that huge hug, or when they start doing the cool stuff you teach them, its totally worth it all. For anyone out there feeling like a crappy parent but are doing all the right things, youre doing great! Keep it up! Keep your chins up! Remember, they are looking to you for the answers and sometimes you have to take it in the chin and say "I dont know, But lets figure it out together!" Keep being amazing everyone!
Jentacular's back on the menu, boys!
so like do you rotate what's on the channel, so you don't get flagged by the peens?
i got Chicken Pox as a newborn guess how fun that was, like my aunt hand it when i was an infnant and she decided i guess to come see me when i was just born and she had it and didn't know aparantly and ya'nkow babies can get sick easy when they are just born and ye chicken pox as a newborn :3
Dwens are part of my people's folk lore but they have nothing to do with dogs heck this is the first time i've herd Dwen and dog in the same sentence and on distractible no less lol
i kid you not i've been watching this and following the the conversation mostly but ever so often i get distracted by my own brain wen it starts to brain especially with the tech stuff and i have to rewind it to see what i missed 💀
you always need to taste your hot tub water before getting in
Early
Have to love how Bob shoots out a joke of eating seven chilidogs for one meal and Wade doesn't even bat an eye. "You alright man? That's pretty low numbers for you. I can't even start my day without at least 23 chilidogs. I tell you, was real sad when Skyline stopped doing their MeatSodas."
I'm a type 1 diabetic and use a DexCom G6 like what Bob is talking about. It's not terrifying at all. It doesn't even hurt or anything. They're a really big help for people like myself.
Mark??? MARK??? MAAAAARRRRKKKKK????
D-didn't we already have the Drinking a Hot Tub episode? I can't tell! I've dranken too much tubwater to remember things!
Speaking of this; I remember seeing a UA-cam video with people that made stuff/cake thing that looked like the real thing but it wasn’t.🙀📱💻
Great British Bake Off also had it as bumper before and after adverts asking before and answering after.
“I’m Markiplier and I have five ovens!!!”
42:30 This is pure gold
Which episode was this from again? 12:25
Really appreciate you posting these older episodes here. Tried spotify again for the first time in years just to watch the "rock-a-bye bobby" episode, and was reminded why I hate spotify so much.
2 of my fave things to receive are stationary and technology stuff
17:40 25:34 25:48 26:25 29:08 32:55 33:01 34:33 37:25 37:42
Breh you use mark making me think he post something new
hey Bob, buddy, Do you believe in reincarnation?
Thanks for these! <3
Wait... Are you allowed to fully repost the episodes? That dont make sense
lol they are not, and unless the Distractible people themselves remove this, there's no way to report or have it taken down. Isn't UA-cam awesome?
Doesn't matter, it's good for non-Spotify users.
@@Bondelhydesame in question here, too.
To actually answer your question, legally you cannot, the boys could go after re-uploaders and force them to stop uploading the episodes
did they take down reuploaders? it seems notdistractablerevieved doesn't exist anymore
I just noticed that as well
I’ve never been first comment or this early to an episode ❤
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
38:21 Gotta love how he made a child friendly Edge of Sleep 😂
You really dont have to steal these when its free on Spotify
No one wants to hear ads in the middle of the podcast
@@milktocoffee Yes that absolutely justifies stealing content and re-uploading it on a different site. Good job.
Spotify video isn't available in my country, so this is the only way i can watch the podcast
@@lesticle8012 now that's a much more reasonable justification. I get that
I live in Ohio and I can attest that there are some neighborhoods that are really sketchy and most times the weather here is bi-polar as all hell.
Thank you for these
Hooray!
Wait until they discover that Mexican CocaCola tastes a helluva lot better than US made CocaCola 😂
didnt know there is Mexican Cocacola. How does it taste?
@@rw0dyxer012 its less of a sugar syrup taste and more of a molasses taste 😃
@Crispyjell0 theres no molasses whatsoever. the only difference is that its sweetened with pure cane sugar as opposed to corn syrup. still good but its more about which one you prefer.
@@Kai-cc9ct i said molasses taste not exactly it has molasses, no harm done tho. I still prefer the mex cocacola
Started Listening/Watching Distractable since the beginning of March of this year to pass the time of my new job when I'm clocked in. Best time passer of all time
i dont know when this originally aired but this is a amazing episode!