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The Highs and Lows of Warzone
When you think you did good, someone always brings you down.
Watch more on www.twitch.tv/itsnotchristv
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Відео

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III Fun With Friends
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Just a little highlight video from the Beta. Part 2 coming soon.
Dying Light 2 Unexpected Night Chase
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While playing Dying Light 2, got into an unexpected night chase as a level 2. 3 minutes of me trying to not die. Check me out on Twitch www.twitch.tv/itsnotchristv
Red Foxes Are Creepy At Night
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Red fox screeching at night. At least I hope that's what it was and not me accidentally catching a murder on video.
Harrelsons Own CBD Commercial Parody
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Parody. I am aware CBD does not get you high. No paid promotion, I am not a Harrelson's Own CBD rep. Music from www.bensounds.com
I Found Weird Lights Behind My House Part 2
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I went out during the day to investigate, and I left something behind to let whoever is coming back here know that I know they're around. I'll also be getting a trail cam soon.
I Found Weird Lights Behind My House
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Hey everyone, it's been awhile. Between moving, work, and a five month old, I haven't had a lot of time to make videos, but I will make more. For this one I noticed something strange when I took my dog out to use the bathroom. Now I know what you're thinking, it's Halloween time so of course you'd make a video like this. I promise you this is not a trick. It's real. I don't know where this came...
The (Fake) History of Keanu Reeves | Part II
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Let's do this again. For real this time. The (fake) history of Keanu Reeves. He's really going to get it this time!
The (Fake) History of Mark Zuckerberg
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Child prodigy. Social media empire king. Harvester of data. He will ask you to share everything about you and sell it to the highest bidder, then tell the senate you agreed to it and wanted personalized ads. For legal purposes, this video is satire. Video and Picture Credits: Inside the home of Faceboook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan: ua-cam.com/video/LhQOn9IOmeE/v-deo.html Mark Z...
Goodbye Facebook, Introducing Meta | Commercial Parody
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When Zuckerberg announced Facebook was changing names to rebrand itself as Meta, many laughed at the name change...and we still are. Here's my take on the announcement of Meta. Video and Picture Credits: Talladega Nights The Social Network Introducing Meta: ua-cam.com/video/pjNI9K1D_xo/v-deo.html Facebook Has Just Been Caught Spying On Users' Private Messages And Data Again: www.forbes.com/site...
When Internet Explorer Goes Bad | Commercial Parody
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When Internet Explorer Goes Bad | Commercial Parody
What People Really Think of Internet Explorer | Commercial Parody
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What People Really Think of Internet Explorer | Commercial Parody
Internet Explorer, My Happy Place | Commercial Parody
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Internet Explorer, My Happy Place | Commercial Parody
Internet Explorer 1995 | Commercial Parody
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Internet Explorer 1995 | Commercial Parody
The (Fake) History of Internet Explorer
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The (Fake) History of Internet Explorer
The reason I didn't finish my video this morning. Big dog got sprayed by a skunk.
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The reason I didn't finish my video this morning. Big dog got sprayed by a skunk.
Newborns
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Newborns
The (Fake) History of Ed Gein | The Murderer Files
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The (Fake) History of Ed Gein | The Murderer Files
An Update As To Where I've Been...
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An Update As To Where I've Been...
The (Fake) History of Keanu Reeves
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The (Fake) History of Keanu Reeves
The (Fake) History of Minot North Dakota
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The (Fake) History of Minot North Dakota
The (Fake) History of Seattle
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The (Fake) History of Seattle
The (Fake) History of Cats
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The (Fake) History of Cats
The (Fake) History of Dallas, Texas
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The (Fake) History of Dallas, Texas
Nia Jax - My Hole (Remix)
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Nia Jax - My Hole (Remix)

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  • @humanchildofgod3126
    @humanchildofgod3126 15 днів тому

    The one leg exotic dancer made me pee on myself and choke on my tea.. at the same time!!

  • @splashyatom22
    @splashyatom22 17 днів тому

    Ya, the flood was something else, i was lucky to be living near walmart, so the flood wasn't too bad. Flat land for the win, i guess. Other than finding out wiz Khalifa was born in minot, i myself dont know much, and you think i would since i was born here and left at 19. Boring as hell most of the time but i like it, i say move if you really dont want anything going on, and even then make it a last resort cause winter no fun. I'll endure it when i move back

  • @williamhall8710
    @williamhall8710 Місяць тому

    The most annoying commercial on TV. And the bitch is like "I'm like crushin' It all day long" . I hate them.

  • @BossRob
    @BossRob Місяць тому

    @ 1:06 if I didn't hear anything before that I would be thinking he is talking about sex.

  • @mrdave777
    @mrdave777 2 місяці тому

    Look at the difference between Los Angeles and Minot. I’m from the former and live in the latter. It’s a red state and I love it!!!

  • @gartwilliams3347
    @gartwilliams3347 2 місяці тому

    100% fraud!

  • @pyroishere
    @pyroishere 3 місяці тому

    It's not the "Minot State Fair" you moron.

  • @KelluyPowell-1985
    @KelluyPowell-1985 3 місяці тому

    It looks like Latham, NY. A strip mall

  • @chefb22
    @chefb22 4 місяці тому

    He sucks

  • @chefb22
    @chefb22 4 місяці тому

    Fingt irritated I commercial

  • @hansenpch
    @hansenpch 4 місяці тому

    US Army Corps of Engineers Minneapolis Office has jurisdiction over the Souris (Mouse) River and interacts with Canadian federal and provincial governments. In 1986, Congress authorized $108 million to help Manitoba build two dams that afforded Minot catastrophic flood protection to an event every 500 years. Before this opportunity, North Dakota residents vetoed an Army Corps plan for a nearby lake reservoir near Glenburn. US Senator Burdick secured the Canadian option in a pending 50-year US Corps of Engineers Reform Bill. Minot residents passed a $8 million sales tax to pay the local share.

  • @inspiredbystarr
    @inspiredbystarr 5 місяців тому

    I live in Mohall and I have to drive to Minot almost every day to fucking grocery shop. I fucking hate it here. My husband is military as well but we're originally from Florida lived in Hawaii then Nashville Helen Georgia bowling Green Kentucky and now why not. It got shittier and shittier with every move lol no I'd go back to any one of those places over this place. I hate the town I hate the food I hate that everybody wants to get drunk or high and I hate that you can't go anywhere for half a year because of the snow. Oh and I also hate that there's no goddamn trees to stop the snow from piling up in front of your house.

  • @steviedog54
    @steviedog54 6 місяців тому

    Speaking of a..holes the one who is the biggest is chris maybe he should have been posted to king salmon Alaska

  • @markevanger4791
    @markevanger4791 7 місяців тому

    Sure glad you moved on.

  • @justinmil1
    @justinmil1 8 місяців тому

    Your video gives away your ignorance as a city boy. It took me 5 years of updating my dream sheet every quarter to get out of Nellis and go to Ellsworth or Minot. I loved my time there. As for the flood my shop was the only one on base that didn't have to handle sandbags because we ran the dump trucks and other heavy equipment. We also did base snow removal and ran the sweepers on the streets and airfield. But since you was Air Force you could've shown a photo at of someone that was actually Air Force and not someone that is US Army 36 seconds into your video.

    • @itsnotchristv
      @itsnotchristv 8 місяців тому

      A year later and I still love getting replies from people who didn't get this is a joke, nor see the part where I say I enjoyed my time there. Your reply gives away your ignorance my friend.

    • @justinmil1
      @justinmil1 8 місяців тому

      @@itsnotchristv sadly you're the actual ignorant one. I did not hear a single joke being made. All you're doing is talking shit on a place that doesn't meet your unrealistic expectations. Minot is a wonderful place to live.

  • @gcorpus17
    @gcorpus17 9 місяців тому

    Ok but I need to hear this song on loop; where can I find it?!

  • @FlipflopMount222
    @FlipflopMount222 9 місяців тому

    He's so cute

  • @NickMartinez-l9t
    @NickMartinez-l9t 9 місяців тому

    Fuck u and your propoganda if u like weed smoke the weed dont say oh no weed is bad the effects is bad..but the biproduct of the plant itself minus the stigma?? Yes plaese

  • @guitarjeff55
    @guitarjeff55 9 місяців тому

    Ooooooffffffdddddaaaaa Hilarious and I was during birth era Familiar

  • @Jakeyp44
    @Jakeyp44 10 місяців тому

    Minot is not fun. Maybe the worst town in North Dakota.

  • @ygflexb1237
    @ygflexb1237 10 місяців тому

    As a man of hispanic heritage people still tease me until this day about being born here lol, I left when I was 3 years old and was only there because my dad was stationed there in the Air Force 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @kentgilliam21
    @kentgilliam21 10 місяців тому

    It's like the perfect ad for cocaine!

  • @scottlewis601
    @scottlewis601 10 місяців тому

    They all look like potheads

  • @carmelinarosinski8953
    @carmelinarosinski8953 10 місяців тому

    I found some amazing CBD products on the Weedborn website. Just check them out.

  • @shitfarmer8686
    @shitfarmer8686 10 місяців тому

    This is the worst commercial ever made. I can't believe you actually put this on TV.

    • @itsnotchristv
      @itsnotchristv 10 місяців тому

      I'm very sorry, I'm disappointed in myself too.

    • @goofyleo3869
      @goofyleo3869 9 місяців тому

      @itsnotchristv Even though the commercial sucks...I'm glad you posted it. F that guy above. ✊🏻

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 8 місяців тому

      ​lol @@goofyleo3869

  • @tink3716
    @tink3716 10 місяців тому

    Don’t forget, Minot also has NORSK HØSTFEST and a Scandinavian Park.

  • @brianne571
    @brianne571 10 місяців тому

    Minot is awful. We all didnt not like it. There were a handful that liked it. The people were not friendly the base were. Glad you said the citizens hate the base. They were rude to the military! I did work downtown out of bordom. I'm so thankful I'm out of there really feel it stole yrs away in my 20s I can't get back. Should be considered remote because it is. Thank God I left 5 weeks every winter.

  • @jackyama1624
    @jackyama1624 11 місяців тому

    Lol im a pacific islander and im currently living in minot, north dakota! Theres nothing wrong here, this guy is full of shit.

  • @jamesmalenfant3104
    @jamesmalenfant3104 11 місяців тому

    They know they're high, right?

  • @alex3373
    @alex3373 11 місяців тому

    Buncha potheads, pathetic.

  • @AhJeezEnt
    @AhJeezEnt 11 місяців тому

    As a Minot native, this is beautiful.

  • @fe2nq
    @fe2nq 11 місяців тому

    Please tell me “Jackie “ went through a transition?

    • @dinoferrante1718
      @dinoferrante1718 9 місяців тому

      I don't know. I'm kind of smitten with her.

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 8 місяців тому

      ​@dinonoferrante1718 no

    • @davidsabian3547
      @davidsabian3547 2 місяці тому

      I think it's a dude...or was a dude

  • @jxswu3224
    @jxswu3224 11 місяців тому

    Its the new tony chimmel

  • @BruceDean-o4b
    @BruceDean-o4b Рік тому

    How much is it

  • @invisableobserver
    @invisableobserver Рік тому

    Dallas truely does have falsified history, every city in the US does, but Dallas has alot. Jack Kilby was real, I met him; I used to work at Texas Instruments in Dallas. There was a city of vacated old world buildings when John Neely Bryant (if he was real) settled there, most of the old world building have been destroyed or repuposed.. I lived there most of my life but was forced to move away to east Texas, Dallas has become a high crime immigant ghetto slum, though most of the people of east Texas are the worst people I have ever seen, at least the local neighbors are.

  • @gregmaday1331
    @gregmaday1331 Рік тому

    There's something about Jackie that I find very attractive. She's kinda plain, but in a good way.

    • @goofyleo3869
      @goofyleo3869 Рік тому

      You need to get out more, my man. I can't believe someone knocked this chick up.🤢

    • @christineschlueter9065
      @christineschlueter9065 8 місяців тому

      She's the main reason I thought the original commercial and product were a Saturday NightbLive skit. Or an April Fool's joke.

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 8 місяців тому

      Perhaps she's just a low budget C-actress for commercials only. lady playing a mom, but has no real kids...

  • @mikeosborne7713
    @mikeosborne7713 Рік тому

    A drug , you idiots will take anything!!!!

  • @jimcapone1326
    @jimcapone1326 Рік тому

    Comparatively speaking, this guy makes Eric Roberts in Star 80 seem classy.

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 8 місяців тому

      Hey yeah! " Eat Eric Roberts! " Eat that Harrelson surfer sulfur california dude

  • @Jasonronsteinberger
    @Jasonronsteinberger Рік тому

    it's worse than this video let's on, they're being rather generous even, source, live here my whole life 😢

  • @cornonacob-X3
    @cornonacob-X3 Рік тому

    hope you left already! cause there more snow. and we found some scary stuff obout minot

  • @RayToutuver
    @RayToutuver Рік тому

    That creepy 60 yr old with the 22 yr old haircut Ugh F/ing Ly cringe

  • @ndnancy01
    @ndnancy01 Рік тому

    Sounds like you miss Minot. 😅

  • @EdBrumley
    @EdBrumley Рік тому

    Well, I too had the unfortunate orders to be stationed at Grand Forks Air Force Base, North Dakota from March 1977 to December 1980. It was truly hell on earth, but just a whole hell of a lot colder, flatter and treeless! Barren Polar Wasteland!

  • @DickinsonLivingInDickinsonNort

    If you look on the most popular ND classifieds "BisMan", Minot has both the greatest number and highest $ firearms for sale from private owners.

  • @Opposition_Oppression2025

    Minrot North Dachoda.

  • @metrovalleyJAMZ
    @metrovalleyJAMZ Рік тому

    I'm cryinnng Thank you for saying the things NO ONE wants to admit! 😭 Just finished 6+ years here and have been ready to get out since I got here. I can understand that connecting with community is VERY important for places like this but it's just... not for me, man. So I guess, tip for anybody coming in to the base: PLEASE step out of your comfort zone (if you're an introvert) and try and connect with the people around you. Go to events in town when they happen, and really try to go outside when it's not freezing. There's a newer cool Gaming Center on base. Go to Task Force True North events (they are ususally paid for trips). Connecting with other people and having a circle of support can really make your whole time there a little less intolerable. Really. ❤

  • @d.t.5400
    @d.t.5400 Рік тому

    You forgot about the Native American girls who would always manage to sneak on a Nuclear Base and make their way to the enlisted men's dorms 😳😲😅

  • @SharonWinters-we4uo
    @SharonWinters-we4uo Рік тому

    She needs this to deal with her kids? Might not be a good candidate for having kids. Think of the women that came before her. They delt t with motherhood.

  • @parisbest105
    @parisbest105 Рік тому

    Can it help for migraines?

  • @shootermcgavin4999
    @shootermcgavin4999 Рік тому

    Loved your video. I lived in Grand Forks for about 7 years but didn't visit the other side of the state. So the internet is saying that Bismarck, ND has high crime. Is that a thing? Higher than Fargo?

    • @itsnotchristv
      @itsnotchristv Рік тому

      Fargo crime rates went down after those two guys were killed/caught for murdering the officer and kidnapping the wife of the car dealership guy.