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David Drake
Приєднався 5 гру 2013
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David Drake - That's It! (Full Special)
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David Drake - That's It! (Full Special)
David Drake - Sorry Mom Full Special (2017)
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David Drake - Sorry Mom Full Special (2017)
I love how dark this one got. 😂
Brilliant show
Yup. The only reason I don't have abs is because I'm not some psychopath. 😅
Is it just me or is this guy ripping off your jokes David? ua-cam.com/video/TQcfCB6ZpYw/v-deo.htmlsi=DsJ4VkYGqN0o-xx3
😂😂
I stumbled upon this page randomly and thought, okay, lemme check it out. Well, count me in as a big fan. Great, down to earth, smart, relatable comedy. Lots of good ol' self-deprecation without being maudlin or depressing. It was last night, Oct. 12, watched the set then Googled you, visited your webpage, subscribed and clicked to see when and where you're appearing live (I live in NYC). It was literally 8:15,and the date listed was Oct. 12, 9 pm in Brooklyn. WHAT?? For a second I thought, will I call Uber and go? Then I reminded myself I'm the least spontaneous person alive. But, I'll definitely come see your show - and I'm gonna recommend you to a bunch of friends who love good standup.
The cat licks the fear when it's cleaning. The fear turns into anger, the anger into hate, and that is why cats are assholes.
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Subscribed after watching this and Oh No. This dude is way too funny to have this few subscribers.
Ah appreciate that thank you man 🙌🏻
I don't know what that is,... so that's probably poison..😂
kids love psyllium husk
It's good to know I'm not the only one brutally honest with my child about the animals we eat. Delicious meats! 🤤
😂😂
You look like Tyler Blackburn and sound like him too 😂
I would actually love to have parents like that😅
For the people concerned about this guy's parenting, I'm 99% sure he didn't actually say any of this to his daughter -- the footage of her has his audio dubbed over it. This is just a bit
What's wrong with his explanation? He's telling her the truth and answering her question.
@islamcneill6879 it's not great to use words like "tit" which have a crude sexual connotation, allude to recreational drug use in a non-negative manner, or provide low-quality information when talking to children
@islamcneill6879 I dare you to stand by what you just said after rewatching the bit where he said "we don't milk your Mom because your Mom and I wanted a party" like wtf is that even about? And why tf is he dehumanizing the Mom and comparing her to a cow or nut. And when did it become so normal for parents to half ass explanations only to really focus in on the creepy milking the t*t aspect of explaining what milk is and where it came from. Oh, yea no, I don't know what pasteurization is (simply heating the milk at a temp that kills the harmful bacteria), but I'll definitely emphasize that we don't milk your Mom the same way we milk a cow because we wanted a party, what party?? P.s. wtf does he mean by the evilness of the cow? That is such a stupid way to put it like bsfr
I am so glad, my parents aren't like you :)
what parents?
@@ThatWeirdGuy3547_PC the ones that abandoned you <3
@@MyoMer-i5e that makes absolutely no sense what
@@MyoMer-i5eare you guys related? 😂
@@MyoMer-i5eerm 💀
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From Scotland 🏴. Health care is free, all medication is free, parking at hospitals is free.
But then you have to live in Europe. Huge L compared to paying for some anesthesia
Okay europoor
@EarlLearl it's free for everyone, regardless of wealth, you giant spastic 😀😙
Anywhere in Tennessee/ Kentucky, and I’ll drive
Are you ever planning on making a trip up to Burlington VT?
If home schooling was so bad then how come more home school kids become successful then kids from public schools.
Hahaha much love to all my fellow homeschoolers
"I thank you?" I've literally watched this 50 times 🤣
😂🤘
I was laughing throughout the entirety of this set. Had a genuinely great time watching it.
Thanks for checking it out ✌🏻
Gotta love the real estate market!
Better get them all smoking!
Nice. I'm waiting for my mom to die so I can buy a house. Unless she lingers on to her late 90's and needs to live in a nursing home for like 15 years. In which case I'll just never own a house! 😃
Smoothest transition yet!!!!
First pin❤:)
ur my favorite underrated comedian
She's adorable
That’s a good joke for a Mexican restaurant basement bro
Hes destined for Italian restaurant attics 😂😂😂 good joke by me
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Jesus you need a better audience. These are genius
You deserve to have Louie’s crowd
Hopefully she gets saved, then helps everyone else get saved.
Stop talking
Saved from what?
she is literally a four year old why would she need to be “saved” 😭
Have you heard the good word of Darwin?
😂😂😂 You realize the school she is going to is an Islamic school right????
Very underrated comedian. How are corny and unfunny comedians get to show up on recommended with horrible crowd works and this doesn’t mention funny comedians like this? This was enjoyable and very funny. With comedy, true talent can’t be hidden so he’s going to blow up and become famous (and hopefully rich... LOL).
Fingers crossed! Thanks for watching I appreciate it 🙌🏻
I’ll save this screenshot - when you make it big, I’ll say, I spoke to you. LOL
I love your comedy, brother
Appreciate it thanks!
David Drake is too good looking to be a comedian
It’s the only thing holding me back.
The Rat-Tail: the state haircut of Florida 😂😂
White Guy Bob's Caribbean Dogs - you should check em out. They're real tasty 😂😂
I cant wait to tell people I was on David Drake's shit before he blew up. You're one of the best, I'll gladly come see you when you're in Texas next.
Appreciate it thanks 🙌🏻
Congrats bro! Dope little set
That guy should NOT have been at your wedding. 👿
He coulda slapped you across the train with that flipper.